Holy majoley. Nothing about the Kardashian/Jenner krowd shocks me anymore. With Kris Jenner's talk show hitting special markets this week for a test run, you had to know she would do something ridiculous in a lame ratings boost. Of course, I'm not the only one who thinks that Kris is hella annoying. Robert Kardashian's ex-wife has filed counterclaims in the lawsuit waged against her by the Kardashians, and things are bound to get ugly.
Page Six shares that Kris is already using her granddaughter North as a ploy to get attention. The pimp momager, whose show talk show debuted yesterday, teased about a special guest star when she posted a photo on Twitter and Facebook of herself cradling a baby. The caption? "You never know who will stop by our show today! #WatchKris" You know Kanye West was not informed of this madness!
The show, which premiered on Fox affiliates in Los Angeles, New York, Minneapolis, Charlotte, Phoenix, and Dallas, did not feature any famous newborns with directional names. Kris told the bummed audience, "I couldn't do that to Kim. That would be kidnapping," adding that Kim would share Nori "on her own time." However, Kris did showcase a baby…that belonged to her stylist Monica. Low, Kris. Low.
This episode, Nicole is with her family in Sacramento. She regrets missing her father's last moments but looks forward to planning a celebration of life in his honor. Nicole spends quality time with her mother, reminiscing about past trips and looking through her father's high school yearbook. Nicole and her mother clearly have a special bond.
Meanwhile, Jessica talks to Mayte about her plan to adopt a baby girl, as it appears to have been a rash decision. Jessica rants about the challenges of being a single mother – can you pay for college, clothes, car? Do you know lunches are $20/day? Do you have help? Somebody has to help you!
Last month Vicki Gunvalson was being sued for fraud by her business partner for Vicki's Vodka. According to the suit filed by Robert Williamson III. He claimed Vicki gifted 16% of the company to Brooks Ayers, who then sold that percentage back to him all while Vicki was claiming she and Robert were still 50-50 partners in the business.
Robert also alleged that Vicki was refusing to promote the company according to their agreement and was not living up to contractual obligations. Vicki denied all the accusations, called the suit frivolous, and threatened to counter sue. And then she dumped Brooks.
WNET released three trailers for fake "upcoming" reality shows, Meet the Tanners, Clam Kings, and Long Island Landscapers, in an effort to make a statement about the sad state of quality programming out there. We can all agree that reality shows have jumped the shark plenty of times, so it's no surprise that PBS had to add a disclaimer at the end to let people know they aren't real.
After all the drama and ridiculousness of the reality shows we're hooked on, we could use a healthy dose of silly humor poking fun at it!
Rhythm was born at 12:30pm and weighed in at 6lbs. 9oz.
Needless to say, Whitney is over the moon about becoming a mom, "I never thought I could love someone as much as I love Rhythm Myer—one look into her eyes, and we were instantly bonded. I can't believe I'm a mommy, and am more than excited to be the best mother I can be!"
She must have taken her sane pills though because the former Real Housewives of New York star, who is definitely one can short of a six-pack of Diet Coke, is now claiming Bethenny's divorce will work out for the best!
"I don't know if it's really that nasty," Jillusional told E! News. "I don't always believe that kind of press."
And she's positive despite allll the reported acrimony and custody disputes everything will be fine in the end! "They'll work it out," Jill declares. "They'll find a way and they'll work it out because they both love their daughter."
Does Jill have her spies over at Bethenny's house again is that how she's got an inside scoop? Hopefully she's right though and the two can put differences aside for Bryn!
In other Jill news, she held a ladies lunch this weekend and invited all of her reality star friends – Kathy and Rich Wakile, Aviva Drescher, Luann de Lesseps and more – see the gallery below!
Lunch at Villa Blanca, shopping at Kyle by Alene Too, and an Oscar dress that you may be able to wear if you're suddenly reincarnated as a leggy size 0 model? We're in! Brandi Glanville put all of this and more up for auction on Charitybuzz!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsis offering up the chance to bid on spending the day with her, gallivanting to the RHOBH hotspots. Brandi is donating lunch at Villa Blanca and then taking the walk together over to Kyle by Alene Too for some shopping and fashion advice from Brandi.
The winning bidder will also receive Brandi's infamous Oscar dress (which is a size 2 but you can have it altered to fit a size 3!). In addition, she's giving away a personally inscribed and signed copy of Drinking & Tweeting and she'll Tweet a picture from the lunch.
The bidding kicked off at $1,000 already! You've only got two weeks to scrape together your pennies!
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WhenFarrah Abraham got all her plastic surgery did she get her brain removed as well? I mean I guess that's assuming she had one to begin with…
Since leaving Teen Mom, Farrah has decided to do everything in her power to get attention and she is majorly embracing her new career as a XXX star and self-professed "erotica" expert! Here's the rundown of her latest antics.
First up, Farrah was recently in Chicago for the EXXXOTICA conference and on her way back she brought a friend: an industrial sized massive vibrator! Describing it as a "weapon" Farrah bragged in a Keek video that she made it through security with said weapon. Sadly, she was not arrested and detained (or deported) by TSA! Bummer.