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Lisa Vanderpump admits she’s not diving in with both feet this season on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills; no instead she’s dipping her perfectly pedicured pink toes slowly into the water and relying on friendships she trusts – like the one she shares with Lisa Rinna

Lisa and Lisa travelled to Palm Springs together, where Lisa received a star on the Walk of Fame. Calling it one of the most “poignant” moments of her life, Lisa says she was most grateful from the support she received from friends and family on that day. 

“I realize why I truly enjoyed this episode as it was one that validates my choice to have been immersed in the crazy world of reality, a documentation of some of the most important and poignant moments of my life,” Lisa espouses. “A moment when time stands still and you listen to words of appreciation and support from your loved ones, people that took the time to travel two hours and stand in 115 degree heat was something I didn’t take for granted.” 

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Oh the holidays… here they are! It’s hard to believe another year has passed and with it so much reality TV drama; from legal issues to fallen friendships to failed marriages. But there’s also been babies, and weddings, and spinoffs, and new businesses, and so many new plastic surgery procedures. To celebrate this most wonderful time of the year behold Reality Tea’s rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the First Day of Christmas my TV sent to me: One diamond ring for my wedding spinoff which my network will bestow upon me so long as I amp up the drama, wear an ugly dress, and have the whole thing staged and ready in a week. 

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Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville cannot keep LeAnn Rimes and Lisa Vanderpump‘s names out of her mouth. When given the chance to ask Andy Cohen anything at all, she chose to focus on LeAnn and Lisa. With a side dish of Joanna Krupa‘s vagina and Eddie Cibrian‘s penis. Because, Brandi

With Andy in the hot seat, Brandi asked, “When was the last time you spoke to Joanna Krupa?” Andy said the Miami reunion. “Did you get food poisoning from the bad sushi that night?” snickered the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. “She’s stunning. You can’t help the odor situation.”

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Melissa Gorga & Family Visit Liberty Science Center's New Infinity Climber Exhibit

I have a whole new level of respect for Melissa Gorga today.  The Real Housewives of New Jersey star and her three kids, Antonia, Gino and Joey, spent the day hanging out at the Liberty Science Center this past weekend in Jersey City – checking out their new Infinity Climber, the first ‘mid-air jungle gym’. 

I’m giving Melissa credit for not being a chicken – that climber is three stories high in the air!  As someone who developed an irrational fear of heights sometime after my teen years, just looking at how high the structure dangles makes my legs feel like Jello! 

The kids had the chance to interact with snakes and participate in other activities while they visited the center.   Looks like a cool place – have you been? Check out the pics of the cool structure and her adorable kids below.  

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I guess Santa is bypassing all of us this year. We’ve clearly been naughty.  There can’t possibly be another reason why we’re being subjected to yet another season of Dance Moms…but we are! And I’ll be watching. I’ll consider my punishment for being so bad. However, no matter how naughty we’ve been, we’ll never ever be as horribly rotten as Lifetime’s cash cow Abby Lee Miller. It’s all an act, right? RIGHT??

For four long and tortuous seasons we’ve watched Abby belittle her young dancers while their mother snarked and plotted and forced us to take sides between bad and worse (I’m still not sure which is which!). Now (most of) the old gang returns thanks to their pesky iron clad contracts. Noticeably absent? Christi and Chloe (I don’t any will miss the former, but I’m so sad for the latter) who bid farewell after Abby’s constant bullying caused Chloe’s love for dance to fade…not to mention Abby making fun of her ocular condition. Returning? A very defeated looking Nia and an equally downtrodden Holly, Mack-Z, golden child Maddie and their mom Melissa, as well as Kendall and Jill, who Abby chastises for being a horrible mother more than once in the thirty second teaser. Good times! The twist? Christi and Kelly plotting to take down the ALDC. The show is back on Lifetime Tuesday, January 6th at 9PM/ET. You know I won’t be able to not watch!

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Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner Portrait

It’s the end of an era!  Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are officially divorced.  Just three months after filing the papers, the former couple worked out the details and it’s a done deal.   Kudos for not making it messy, especially since there wasn’t a prenup in place!

Kris and Bruce split several cars, she kept the family home and paid Bruce $2.5 million to keep it all equal.  They’ll share custody of Kylie (ha, more like Tyga got custody) and no spousal support will be paid.  Happy Holidays!

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Today’s voting for the upcoming Reality Tea Readers’ Choice Awards involves your Favorite Househusbands!  They may not get paid, they may not get an opening credit and they may not be the most supportive of their Real Housewives from time to time, but we definitely think they bring a lot of fun and a lil bit of drama to the shows! 

As always, we’ve started off with a basic list below, but feel free to use the “other” spot to write in the name of your favorite guy if he’s not mentioned! 

The First Annual Reality Tea Readers’ Choice Awards winners will be announced at the end of the year!  If you missed any previous polls, hurry and cast your votes before they close!