Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!
But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!
Apparently pedaling marital advice books is the new trend in the land of Housewives because Cynthia and husband Peter Thomas recently released Carry On Baggage: Our Nonstop Flight. The book is about "their journey of raising a blended family, running a mini-empire, and keeping the fire burning in marriage after age forty." Sounds… riveting!
The mouthpiece for the club, which is no doubt enjoying some free publicity thanks to all the chatter, is adamant that the doorman had no clue who the famous reality stars were when they gained entrance underage. While I find that claim a tad fishy (has he never been bored in a grocery store aisle?), I wouldn't doubt the Jenner teens having fake IDs either. However, some new information has come to light that may make those "Kendall and Kylie who?" claims a little less believable.
Melissa is the last of the cast members to share her final reflection on the season 5 drama and she's choosing to keep things positive, saying things are all good with her and sis-in-law Teresa Giudice.
Melissa wrote, "The end of another season. Boy was it a long one! I just want to say thank you for sticking with us and enduring our ups and downs. We are a family. Although we can sometimes be petty and say stupid things, there is no denying that we love each other. We have good years and bad ones, but at the end of the day we stay united. This show will not go on forever, and when it's all said and done, we will still be together at our children's events, through difficult times, through good times, through everything. I know I've said Joe and I are unbreakable, well, so is this family."
To honor the momentous occasion, we thought we'd take a look back at Kim through her "celebrity years", transitioning from Paris Hilton's BFF and sidekick to sex tape and reality TV star and business mogul.
Of course it just winds up mostly being a glimpse at the evolution of Kim's face and her changing fashion – and also a peek at some of her boyfriend choices.
On a sidenote, Khloe Kardashian posted a sweet note to Kim on Instagram. She wrote, "Happy birthday KiKi!!!!!! I love you beyond comprehension!!!! You truly are one of my best friends. To me you are an angel in disguise. Always there for me in any way! My wish is that I give you as much in life as you have given me! Happy birthday Keeks!!!!"
Of course, Kathy "Wallpaper" Wakile, whose presence at the reunion was negligible and whose storyline this season focused on how she doesn't get any attention and no one appreciates her, is probably not returning for season 6. At least not as an official Housewife!
Oh no. Say it isn't so! Teen Mom 2'sJenelle Evans spends so little time with her first son Jace, that I can only imagine what would happen should the train wreck reality star choose to procreate again. Bad decisions courtesy of MTV, don't you know!
We watched Jenelle drift in and out of horribly dysfunctional relationships and engagements while chasing Ke$ha, weed, and whoever could sell her a quick high. Several rehab stints, God awful tattoos and poor choices later, she's found the #loveofherlife. Sure she has! Purely speculation here, thanks to Jenelle's life playing out on social media, but do we think she could possibly be expecting again?
Of course, if teenage shenanigans aren't your cup of tea, Kris makes sure that there is something for everyone when her children are over exposed in the media. How about some dish on the post-baby selfie seen 'round the world? Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West worked tirelessly to get the perfect "casual shot." Gracious…I love how humble this family is!