Celebrating 100 episodes of true craziness (and for being Housewives pioneers) all the old favorites from the seasons past of RHOC will return to talk shop, dish on behind-the-scenes details, and reveal top secret info we've all been dying to know. Such as, just how on earth did we get stuck with Slave Smiley?
Karent Sierra is also not included in the cast – at all! Rumor has it she was fired, although she of course says she quit! Also, surprising no new Housewives have been added, but last season's part-timer Alexia Echevarria returns as a full-time Housewife. Things should be very interesting…
Continue reading to see the official cast photos and the trailer for the new season.
Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey it was another round of tit-for-tat over the most mundane crap imaginable. I mean, maybe it's not mundane if it's your family, but after 2.5 seasons of the storyline that never ends, I think we're all a bit tired of the Gorgadice family feud. If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results, I think we can all officially declare the Gorgadices "insane". Right, Dr. Jacqueline Laurita, wino-behavioral specialist!
Things begin – oh who really cares where they begin because this show is like a loop everything ends and begins in the same exact spot so that you never know which episode is which and what exactly happened. Let's start with Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga rehashing birthday party-gate to their respective spouses while their kids all listen nearby.
Melissa is flipping some pancakes and Poison is deciding if they'll liquefy in his intestines so we all have to hear about his explosive diarrhea again, then she tells him something else vomit-inducing; that Teresa and Kim D (Teresa's soldier in the hideous hair extension army) like attacked her at Gia's party. And it was like sooooo terrible, and now she has to go into witness protection, and she did so visit her FIL in the hospital for like hours and hours and hours except she was in the lobby on twitter and reading magazines so he didn't actually see her. Meanwhile Antonia's just hanging out in the background.
The casting speculation surrounding Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been rampant, and two names that keep popping up are Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud. New reports are saying that both women will be full time housewives as Taylor Armstrong's role is diminished (I can't get my hopes up about this until I see it with my own eyes!).
Both newbies are said to be picking sides in the Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump drama, and it sounds like there is going to be plenty of cattiness and craziness on the upcoming season.
Angelina Jolie had better watch her back! It seems that Brad Pitt may have eyes for another lady…of course, he'll have to fight Andy Cohen for her. For those of you who saw Brad's new World War Z this weekend, you may know who I'm talking about!