In last night’s installment of The Hunger Games: MockingShade 2, the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta insulted each other on every level, then took a break to pass a dildo between their caftans on a beach, and then returned to insulting each other on every level. I like my Housewives classy like that!
We’re at dinner where Claudia Jordan is a whore and NeNe Leakes is fat with seething jealousy and shops at Ross. Now Claudia, you can read NayNay, but please don’t read Ross! I have gotten many things at Ross, including fabulous glasses made to look like Solo Cups! NeNe snaps that her dress is “RUNWAY!” Because when you got them coins they make RUNWAY in your size. That must be the reason NeNe’s dress looks like leftover remains of a circus tent in a Project Runway challenge. “Auf wiedersehen,” Ms. Leakes.
Claudia rips NeNe for her plastic “hair hat” glued to her head. T’is true – for someone so very rich NeNe has the worst wigs – she may have coins, but she does not use them to pay a hair gay!
That’s right, folks! We’re still road tripping with Kody Brown and his wives on yet another family vacation with the objective of meeting some more polygamists! Last night’s Sister Wives begins as the crew treks across Utah. Not surprisingly, Christine is still bitter that Kody isn’t willing to ask his friend for an apology over an offensive comment made about Kody having multiple wives. You couldn’t pay me to stay in those RVs. Geez, don’t these ladies clean? Janelle is already to cash out on this vacay, and I can’t say I blame her. Robin and Meri are presenting a united front of staying in the background….that’s a first for once!
Kody calls a meeting of the wives, and Christine apologizes for adding tension to an already miserable situation. Meri thinks that Christine needs to keep her mouth shut, and Robyn opines about how hard it is when Kody is feuding with a wife. Clearly, the other wives are going to side with Kody, but it can cause a rift among the sister wives. I really don’t feel like it’s a big deal given that the ladies really don’t like each other anyway. Kody lectures Christine about her hormones emotions, as they cause him to be on the defensive. He’s not a fan of PMS. Oh no he didn’t! Christine understands his questioning and admits to suffering from PMS. So sorry that her body isn’t syncing up to Kody’s idea of what a menstrual cycle should be. He’s the king of the d-bags, and Christine won’t let it die. Hurt feelings, you know!
You know, a lot of times I’ll read reality star gossip, and I think, “That is way too far fetched to be true.” However, whenever I read the most ridiculous stories about the Kardashians, I tend to believe them…the more unbelievable the better. This post is no exception. We’ve got Kris Jenner thinking she’s the bees knees (shocking, I know), as well as daughter Kylie getting tongues wagging for something other than overly plumped lips.
Kris is ready to stop being a pimp momager. Instead she believes she’s a celebrity in her own right. And why shouldn’t she? She’s gotten almost all of her daughters to a place where they are comfortable fame whoring on their own. She’s done her job, and it’s time for her to enjoy the fruits of her labor. And speaking of labor…we’ll get to that in a moment!
RIP TRAIN! It’s with a heavy heart I write that the one constant that was once part of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is whistling a farewell to the once revered (at least by me) reality family of McIntyre, Georgia. While she may not make the best decisions (I realize that is the understatement of the year), matriarch June Shannon is still being fiscally responsible with her family’s television earnings…even if that’s the only way she’s being responsible!
The family is still facing backlash from the controversy surrounding her ex-boyfriendMark Daniel. Mark is a convicted child molester who linked back up with June upon his release from prison. Sadly, her oldest daughter was one of his victims. Her lapse in judgment (to put it VERY mildly) caused TLC to cancel the family’s hit show.
Claudia Jordan‘s toes may be allowed to disrespect her but nobody else is – and that includes NeNe Leakes! The veteran and the newbie faced off in an epic (and vitriolic) war of words which has only escalated in the media and on twitter.
Claudia says she has no interest in allowing NeNe to bully her and she is saddened that the original Real Housewives Of Atlanta star isn’t using her platform to set a better example!
“It’s sad because NeNe has a huge following… and when she makes comments that I am a whore without any kind of proof, or just saying it to be mean, it can be really damaging. Woman have got to stop doing that to each other,” Claudia seethed. “There’s a lot of things I know about a lot of people, but I’m not just gonna go there. I am not going to sit there and be bullied! I am not going to let people do that to me.”
With so many reality TV shows coming and going lately, we decided to gather up the reality TV listings every week for Sunday through Friday.
Christina Milian, former social correspondent for The Voice, kicks off her own reality show, Christina Milian Turned Up, tonight. According to NBC Media, the new E! show follows Christina‘s “career, love life, and relationship with her Cuban-American family: her overprotective mother–manager Carmen, her two feisty and outspoken sisters Danielle and Liz, and her daughter Violet.”
Check out the reality TV listings list, which includes the Watch What Happens Live guests for the week, and let us know what you plan to watch.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week. Enjoy!