Reality Tea

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Everyone’s (re: mine) favorite train wreck reality show Couples Therapy will be back. Sadly Farrah Abraham won’t be part of things this year – she’s busy doing other things – but that doesn’t mean there will be any less delusional drama. Thank you VH1!

The cast includes such delightful couples as Jenna Jameson & John Wood, Big Brother‘s villain Dick Donato & Stephanie Rogness-Fischer, and Jersey Shore alum Deena Cortese & Chris Buckner! And of course Dr. Jenn Bermann is back to work her magic.

Now that Juan Pablo Galavis is officially released from his ABC contract, meaning the ex-Bachelor hasn’t been invited to do any further Bachelor-esque events, he and show girlfriend Nikki Ferrell are working through their relationship. Something tells me JP is keeping this relationship alive to keep his time in the spotlight alive… 

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Teen Mom

Oy. I don’t know who’s more delusional – Jenelle Evans or Farrah Abraham.

Last week, Farrah took time out of her research stripper schedule to diss the return of Teen Mom. Farrah said MTV made a big mistake when they fired her and threw shade at Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout, and Amber Portwood because they still need MTV money (and she doesn’t).

In response to Farrah‘s rant, Teen Mom 2 train wreck Jenelle tweeted, “Have u ever thought to yrself that maybe JUST MAYBE MTV doesn’t want porn stars on their TV that used to be on Teen Mom? They want to promote PREVENTING pregnancy not PROMOTING sexual intercourse. Duh.”

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Last night we said goodbye to both summer and The Real Housewives Of Orange County, but alas only one of those things ended on a good note. Hint: It wasn’t RHOC! 

Tamra Barney had quite a year – she’s being called out and ripped open for her crappy treatment of friends and co-stars alike. And in retaliation, she got slaughtered by three well-spoken broads who weren’t about to be silenced. The days of nobody backing crazy into a corner are over – and when everyone says you’re dead… But that doesn’t mean Tamra is remorseful or apologetic! 

Lizzie Rovsek is forevermore “hurt” that Tamra ditched her birthday. Even though Tamra like kinda said she was sorry by giving Lizzie a one-year membership to CUT Fitness. She probably rescinded it so Eddie couldn’t ogle Lizzie in a sports bra. Tamra doesn’t seem to understand people having hurt feelings, but later she’ll use the buzz word of the season when she realizes it gets you attention – and sometimes sympathy. 

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The finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is FINALLY here! Which means the over the top thoroughly orchestrated storylines and extremely D-list acting is finally coming to an end. We can all exhale and relax. Or at least until E! starts shoving Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons down our throats.

The episode begins with a disclaimer that we are able to witness an episode shot almost entirely by Kim Kardashian’s family and friends. Basically this means that both the acting and the cinematography suck tonight. Strap in for one last wild ride folks.

Things begin with a gleeful Kris Jenner screeching she is in Paris whilst pointing out obvious landmarks like the Eiffel Tower. I feel like issuing a quick apology disclaimer to both France and Italy for having such a nutso family invade their respective countries. Kris is on cloud nine prancing around during her dress fitting. Kanye West and Kris decide she should be showing more cleavage. #NoBoundaries Why does Kanye even want to see old lady cleavage? Kim comes to the rescue and demands Kris keep her boobs in her bra. #ProblemSolved The Jenner-bots look Ah-mah-zing in their bridesmaid dresses, but Kourtney and Khloe are not sold on the look.

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So, just how many security personnel does it take to restrain one Joseline Hernandez? Scratch that…how many does it take to restrain the entire cast? The first few minutes of last night’s Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta reunion are total insanity and chaos. I can’t believe they filmed this madness. I’ve said it before, but this time I truly mean it. Shame on you, Mona Scott-Young. That was terrible.

First Joseline goes in on Althea, and I believe Benzino pops her in the head causing Stevie J. to turn into a wild animal. The women are fighting and throwing guitars (that poor band), as host Sommore is escorted off-stage. ‘Zino is screaming “Get off me, get my girl” to security as five grown men are unable to contain Stevie. He is literally undressing to get out of their grasp. The screen goes dark, and we are informed that Joseline and Stevie were able to break away from security. Joseline then bum rushes the stage and starts wailing on Tammy Rivera. What? They had about two minutes of minor beef in the second episode. Really? As Joseline loses her weave in the melee, Tammy procures an arm load of water (vodka?) bottles and starts pelting them. The screen goes black again, and we learn that the set has been locked down and Stevie and Joseline have left the building. Zino and The-The also choose to leave. 

The second part of the reunion is off to a seriously scary start, and Sommore apologizes for the “altercation” after the remaining cast members rejoin her on the stage. She informs us of the Twitter battle that Zino and Stevie have been embroiled in pre-reunion, and she is shocked that Joseline was able to go from zero to a hundred on the psycho-meter just seconds after the ladies were chatting about shoes. Erica Dixon brings up her outfit (Joseline apparently didn’t want to dress like she was going to the Oscars), and Lil’ Scrappy believes she came dressed to fight. Erica recaps what started the fight, and Karlie Redd and Rasheeda couldn’t believe the level of rage in Joseline. My bad, the hair I originally referenced was actually Tammy’s. Poor Tammy seems to be the consensus.

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Aaahhh – so many rumors, so little time! One might just wonder if this is all publicity for Real Housewives Of Orange County… 

Tamra Barney Judge has been at the center of nearly every single RHOC issue since she joined the show, but now comes rumors that she will be getting fired for causing fake drama and pissing off her boss Andy Cohen. And not only that, the source states that Bravo is tired of Tamra’s only relevance to the show being instigating outrageous (and offensive) fights between castmates!

Tamra stated on an episode of WWHL this year that she gets paid to play the “trouble maker” that she is! But are her paycheck days numbered? Not only that, are producers pushing her to come up with a storyline that shows her in a different light?

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5th Annual Kidstock Music & Arts Festival

Three years after the suicide of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Russell Armstrong, the case still isn’t put to rest, at least not for his father, Louie.

Louie claims that his son did not commit suicide, but rather it was a murder. And the L.A. County Coroner’s office and Russell’s widow, Taylor Armstrong, will not help him prove it.

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On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, we’re back at the campfire and waking up to the aroma of fresh bacon sizzling on the grill compliments of Kroy Biermann (love him!). 

The gang gathers around the tent for breakfast after their first night in the woods.  Activity of the day – fishing! The kids go digging for worms and off they go to the lake. Kim Zolciak, although looking ridiculous in her overstuffed plush robe, appears to be cozy and wait for it….enjoying herself! Ariana, Brielle and KJ are also enjoying themselves to Kim’s surprise.