Reality Tea

Greg Plitt

Photo Credit: Paul Drinkwater/Bravo

kim-furkini

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spent a lot of time in her closet planning out her 2015 wardrobe and this is what they came up with!  A furkini.  On the ski slopes.  With furry boots.   Happy New Year, y’all, 2015 is going to be an amazing year in Kardashian fashion!!!

Kim and Kanye are on a ski vacation at Deer Valley and Kim decided that it’d be a great spot to strip down to her furry bikini and pose for some selfies (perhaps for her new book) in her wooly mammoth boots.

Kim Richards

Ahhh! The reality TV stars are invading my favorite primetime dramas!

In the fall, Dancing with the Stars pro dancer Derek Hough showed up on Nashville, and he got in the way of my favorite couple Juliette and Avery. Um, go away, Golden Boy! You are not needed here!

Now, E! announced that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “standout” Kim Richards scored a guest spot on Revenge. HAHAHA @ standout! Compared to what? The squirrel or the trash can? But, I digress. 

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Claudia Jordan and Demetria McKinney

Demetria McKinney reminds me of Lydia McLaughlin — a nice girl that sticks out like a sore thumb on Real Housewives. It is obvious why Claudia Jordan snatched up the peach that was rumored to be meant for Demetria. Claudia fits in on Real Housewives of Atlanta, though I’m not sure if that’s an insult or a compliment, but Demetria does not fit in. Not at all.

In her blog, Demetria discussed the madness in Puerto Rico, her apology to Phaedra Parks, the double standard within the group, and her performance.

Real Housewives of Atlanta is all about that drama! “These girls, these girls, these girls! My performance is approaching quickly and we’ve had nothing but shade, shadows, and pearl clutching the whole time,” said Demetria. “Really?! We are in Puerto Rico, why be so nasty and so rude?”

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kim-zolciak-bikini

Kim Zolciak is getting ready for vacation and is dying to get some opinions on her bikinis for said trip.  The Don’t Be Tardy star showed off her banging bikini body this afternoon and says she owes it, in large part, to her 310 shakes. 

Kim is among several celebrities like JWoww, Gretchen Rossi and others who have been promoting 310 nutritional shakes for a while now and giving them credit for helping to slim them down quickly and keep them in shape. 

Jon Gosselin Couples Therapy

He’s apparently a jack of all trades…or should I say a “Jon” of all trades? That’s right, folks! Jon Gosselin has yet another job he’s pursuing. To be honest, I couldn’t tell you what his career was before Jon & Kate Plus 8, but I’m sure it was something respectable and dad-like. Engineer? Data analyst? A quick Google search only seemed to highlight his latest endeavors.

After his early career, Jon became a reality star then a sadder reality star, then a fame monger, friend to Michael Lohan, dater of young hangers on, Ed Hardy sandwich board, solar panel installer, and, most recently, a waiter. That’s quite a shift in employment! So, what’s next on Jon’s resume?

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Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville drink coffee for Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice continues to weed-out the calm players to make room for the drama to really roll out. And like a switch being flipped last night Kenya Moore set the wheels in motion. Finally – because we’ve been hearing about how so-called vicious this season was and I haven’t seen much evidence of that lately! 

Of course, most exciting was Joan Rivers appearing posthumously as an angel from fashion critique past. Awww… Joan, how we’ve missed you and your acerbic wit. I hope Heaven hasn’t made you any less caustic. 

It’s not that I’m disappointed by the rollicking hubris of Geraldo Riverabut at this point it’s as wholly predictable as Kate Gosselin being self-absorbed and bitchy. #BeenThereDoneThat! I’m starting to believe Geraldo is losing his touch because he’s been on the losing team two challenges in a row! Geraldo… don’t rest on your laurels!

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NeNe Leakes

NeNe Leakes apologized to Claudia Jordan on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. NeNe, as well as her minions, expected Claudia to lap it up.

I mean, in case you didn’t catch the first twenty times it was mentioned, it’s not every day that NeNe apologizes. <eye roll> Claudia was not as impressed as NeNe’s ego expected her to be and more words were exchanged.

NeNe took to her blog to make sure we understand that NeNe only apologized for choosing that time and that place to call Claudia a whore. Otherwise, NeNe said what she said, and she meant it. 

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