Reality Tea

Teresa and Joe Giudice

Reset those countdown clocks on your computers and phones because Joe and Teresa Giudice’s sentencing date has rescheduled to October 2nd! 

The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars were set to the face a Federal Judge for sentencing in their fraud case on September 23rd, but today it was announced that the date was moved again – by nine more days.  U.S. District Judge Esther Salas’ office postponed the case to October 2, 2014. 

There wasn’t a reason given for the change in date, but I’m sure that hammering out the final details of their sentencing is no easy task. 

Kanye and Kim Wedding

This week’s reality TV viewer numbers are in. It pains me to report that Keeping Up with the Kardashians won Sunday night, with 2.845 million (a season high) tuning in to see Kourtney tell Scott she’s pregnant. While 2.101 million watched the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Monday night, it was no match for the unbridled mess that was Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. Part two of the reunion garnered 4.063 million (a season high) viewers.

Atlanta Exes remained steady with 1.905 million watching the Exes seek help from a mediator, and 2.032 million watched part two of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, bringing its season average to 1.78 million.

Believe it or not, Teen Mom 2 won Wednesday night, with 1.553 million viewers. Also this week, 1.559 million watched the ALDC prepare for Nationals on Dance Moms and 1.018 million tolerated Josh Altman’s ego on Million Dollar Listing LA. In summary, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, and Teen Mom 2 ruled the cable ratings this week, and I don’t know whether to weep for our society or thank all of you for the job security. 😉

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leah ali teen mom 2

Teen Mom 2 oompa loompa Leah Calvert is a mess. And I’m not talking about her hair and makeup this time. Financially… she’s a nightmare! And as we saw on Teen Mom 2 this week, Leah wants us to believe her money problems are Corey‘s fault. That didn’t go over well, so Leah took to Twitter to defend herself against the backlash from fans. It’s rich, err, no shade intended. 

Perpetual victim Leah rewrites history like it’s her job, especially where Corey Simms is concerned, and I don’t trust a word that comes out of her mouth. Ever. If she had not wasted so much money on hair dye, a luxury washer and dryer, convenience foods, designer purses, and makeup, she’d have more money to go towards medical bills and household expenses. 

Leah’s latest drama revolves around a new horse. Last year, Leah and Jeremy Calvert sold their home because it was not handicap accessible, which is understandable, and moved into an apartment until they found the perfect home. Leah set her sights on a ranch with horses for Ali‘s therapy – and I wouldn’t be shocked if she expects Corey‘s insurance to pay for it. #sarcasm

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 alexis and jim bellino vow renewalOnce a reality TV famewhore, always a reality TV famewhore, right?!  To celebrate their ten-year anniversary, Alexis Bellino just renewed her vows to chimplant Jim Bellino in an over-the-top ceremony for WeTV’s ‘Celebrations‘ starring celebrity wedding planner David Tutera. Since being fired from Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis has been relatively quiet, but apparently she’s been trying to nab the former glory again. 

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 39th Annual Hampton Classic Horse Show - August 31, 2014

The reality stars were out and about once again this week, many anxiously waiting for the photogs to spot them. 

LuAnn de Lesseps and her niece attended the 39th Annual Hampton Classic Horse Show Grand Prix in Bridgehampton. 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West caught a flight to London with their accessory daughter North – who was wearing a $1500 purse. 

Dancing with the Stars pros Peta Murgatroyd and Karina Smirnoff hit up NYC for some promotional work for the upcoming season while Mel B. and Heidi Klum hit the red carpet for America’s Got Talent

Also below: Atlanta Exes star Monyetta Shaw, Andi Dorfman, Karent Sierra and more – including a new Sonja Morgan snap!

Apollo Nida Peace Sign

Apollo Nida has just days left before he must surrender to federal prison in Kentucky. Which means, “at the end of the day” the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star has a lot of writing to do because he’s writing a book!

According to reports Apollo is hurrying to finish a tell-all memoir before he begins serving his 8-year sentence. Apparently Apollo has to get the book done before heading to prison due to the law and he has hired multiple ghost writers to complete the project. 

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andy cohen and joan rivers throwback photo

Joan Rivers, take-no-prisoners commentator on life, and a true icon passed away yesterday. 

I’ve always loved Joan. I heard an NPR interview with her years ago where she described using humor and wit to pull herself up by her bootstraps after her husband’s suicide left her financially decimated and alone. It not only inspired me, it filled me with awe and had me bawling in the car. Joan never shied away from the truth – whether it was about herself or others. And it was that bravery that made her so beloved. 

It’s women like Joan who have allowed me to do what I do today: have a job where I snark full-time to make people laugh, because she was one of the few who forged that path by demonstrating that women are irreverent, sarcastic, and that complaining can be therapeutic as well as entertaining. The Oscars will be sadder this year without Joan to question what celebs are wearing and what they were thinking when they put it on. I will miss her greatly. 

Andy Cohen, a close friend of Joan’s who has worked with her for years, reminisced about the amazing woman he knew and shared that when she passed they were in the middle of pitching a reality show they developed together this summer.

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jac laurita

Jacqueline Laurita has decided to follow in the footsteps of Tamra Judge.  And that does not mean she plans to drink until she blacks out or makes things up just to stir the pot.

The former star of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has instead decided that Tamra had a good idea when she chose to make a change in the form of a new hairdo.

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