For example, we know that Teen Mom 3 (forever ago) Mackenzie just giggled her way through getting an IUD, which lasts for five years, but Twitter (real time) Mackenzie is 4 months pregnant. And TM3 Josh McKee looks bored as hell, but Twitter Josh just put a lassoring on it!
TM3 Devoin Austin just promised Briana that he'd be at her house day and night to help with Nova, but Twitter Devoin is in jail. How's that edit gonna taste, Devoin? Probably not as good as Swedish fish.
TM3 Matt McCann and Alex went to couples therapy last week, but Twitter Matt is engaged to some girl named Lekota. TM3 Joey Maes broke up with Katie because she nags endlessly, but Twitter Joey is, um, pulling a Rip Van Winkle? I don't see much from Joey or Katie.
We have sad news to report this evening. Lamar Odom has reportedly left rehab after just one day.
Lamar first entered rehab on Wednesday afternoon and sources tell People magazine that he checked back out after less than 24 hours. Sources say an assistant picked him up this morning and later in the day he was spotted in L.A.
I desperately need for Amanda to be the first houseguest voted out of the Big Brother house tonight. It will make perfect sense and be a glorious sight!
That said, a lot has happened in theBig Brother house since early Tuesday morning – an unlikely partnership and an explosive fight – that could influence tonight's votes. Expect diary room manipulation the unexpected!
Apparently Lisa and on-screen BFF Brandi Glanville had a falling out while the cast was filming a recent trip in Puerto Rico. Now I'm pretty sure it's possible to get annoyed with Brandi – she often puts her foot in her mouth and sometimes her drinking gets a leeeetle out of control. However, sources say that Lisa has fallen out with everyone – even Yolanda Foster – over allegations of back stabbing! Brandi reportedly backed up Yolanda's side of things!
Brandi tweeted that the two had a "hiccup" in their friendship yet all seemed well when they filmed at Villa Blanca earlier this week. Or is it! “Brandi and Lisa looked really uncomfortable in each other’s presence,” a source shared with Radar Online. “They put on smiles for the cameras, but it was all for show. You could cut the tension with a knife.”
I checked out Big Rich Texas for the first time last season and immediately fell in love with Bonnie and her family. Words cannot express how much I look forward to watching Whitney and Brandon "Booger" Overbey prepare for – and meet! – their daughter, Rhythm Myer.
Yesterday the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion taped for an EPIC 15 hours! Seriously – is there enough booze in the world for that group to last that long?
We had thought an apocalypse came and claimed Franklin Lakes, NJ since no one was tweeting all day yesterday. Naturally we assumed Jacqueline Laurita had been nabbed by aliens, right? Nope – she was just being quarantined on a sound stage by Bravo. Luckily today she returned, tweeting: "Yesterday was a great day but VERY long!"
Teresa Giudice allegedly brought her attorney to the taping. A girl can never be too prepared! “Teresa wants to clear her name, but she’s extremely limited in what she can talk about,” a source told Wetpaint. “It’s very frustrating to her.”
Sunday and Monday night viewer ratings are in! And unsurprisingly the holiday weekend put a little damper on reality TV guilty pleasures – especially if you happened to be doing a little equine therapy on Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The former ratings powerhouse for Bravo again took a hit with only 1.8 million viewers bothering to tune in – that's down majorly from last week! Listen – we have enough of our own family problems to continually focus on the Gorgadices! Keeping Up With The Kardashians continued to hold strong, although it took a slight hit dropping to 2.3 million viewers this week.