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And here I was thinking that the women on Mob Wives are scary! Imagine my shock when I learned that Natalie Guercio’s boyfriend London Rene was the victim of a violent crime that left him having to get hundreds of stitches. Truth be told, I was even more surprised that his brutal box cutter slashing incident didn’t happen at the hands of Natalie. She seems like she’d cut a person quick.

According to TMZ, London was attacked outside a Brooklyn nightclub early Sunday morning. The assailant slashed his face, arm, and abdomen, London to have to get over two hundred stitches on his face alone. How horrible! Considering the brutal assault, it appears that London is very lucky. Now, police are trying to catch the assailant. You certainly won’t be super shocked to learn, that in a blonde moment, I mistook that the culprit was a “friend of Rene’s” as in Renee Graziano, when actually, the alleged attacker is (or should I say was) a friend of London Rene’s. I have the flu…can that be my excuse?

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Kenya Moore wants to remind Brandi Glanville not to come for her unless she sends for you. Hey – sometimes it works, and I think it’s fair to say Brandi isn’t as smart as some of Kenya’s more worthy adversaries.

Which is why Kenya also thinks it’s a joke that Brandi is even attempting to compete against her on Celebrity Apprentice

Kenya and Brandi began feuding on Celebrity Apprentice and they haven’t stopped since, taking their animosity to the media and more! After Brandi slammed Kenya on a recent podcast and called her scary, mean, and crazy, Kenya is finally responding! 

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Why Kim Kardashian Doesn't Smile

Kim Kardashian, who almost never smiles and always lacks a sparkle in her eyes, posted a rare picture of herself smiling on Twitter yesterday. Then she felt the need to point out 1) that she is smiling and 2) why that is such a rare occurrence. “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion,” she tweeted. “Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”

Kim Kardashian Smile Wrinkles

Huh. I thought Kim was just too cool to smile since she married Kanye West. Or that he outlawed it, along with a colorful wardrobe for North and a tasteful wardrobe for Kim. Well, now that that is cleared up, check out pictures of the soulless ones wearing black and white and staring blankly into a camera, also known as the Kardashian Christmas party, below.

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Is anyone confused about what is going on with Stassi Schroeder? She was always a delusional, self-righteous, self-important mess, but this season of Vanderpump Rules she is missing a link. Also, not getting it: Jax Taylor who continues to have terrible troubles with the truth! 

Since Stassi doesn’t rank as important this season she doesn’t get a fancy trip to celebrate her birthday – instead it’s a wine tasting with all of her “friends” from SUR. Stassi believes this means she’s “growing up.” because she’s celebrating her birthday without tantrums and whiny hissyfits. OK, then. 

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Today Porsha Williams is responding to the news of her arrest after being pulled over for speeding and then busted for driving on a suspended license.  The Real Housewives of Atlanta star tries to explain why she was speeding, but doesn’t really elaborate on the license situation, only to say that she DOES have one. 

Porsha shares via Gossip Cop: “I was headed to visit my grandfather who is very ill with cancer in the hospital, and I was pulled over. I was wrong for speeding absolutely and apologize for putting anyone at risk.”  

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 EXCLUSIVE: Bethenny Frankel and her boyfriend Michael Cerussi take her daughter Bryn for a day at the beach in Miami

Bethenny Frankel is taking a break from filming The Real Housewives of New York over the holidays.  The former talk show host headed to Miami with her boyfriend of more than a year, Michael Cerussi, and her daughter Bryn Hoppy. 

Bethenny hit the beach yesterday in a white string bikini and a huge floppy hat as she helped Bryn look for seashells and played around in the water. 

Bethenny is taking the complete opposite approach with this relationship and keeping it as private as possible.  We hardly ever see these two out and about together.  Hopefully it will help this relationship survive a lot longer since no reality cameras will be tracking their every disagreement….

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams is collecting mugshots!  TMZ reports that Porsha was pulled over for speeding on the highway and then she was promptly arrested because she was driving on a suspended license! 

Porsha was booked and released after she posted a $1700 bond – and posed for a new mugshot.   Poor Porsha probably can’t afford to hire a driver since RHOA took away her peach!  She better find a new sugar daddy ASAP!  Maybe she could move to NJ – Juicy Joe will be running a carpool for the next 15 months anyway…

Kardashian Fake Christmas

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