Briana Mason and Christy head to the spa to relax and complain about Briana’s open mic night, which Terra hijacked last episode. They conclude that Terra is a mean girl who wants to one-up everyone else. The ladies hop into a mud bath and next on the agenda is talking about Briana’s new boyfriend, Matt. Christy agrees with Briana’s family that there are bright red flags about Matt wanting to uproot his life and move to LA with Briana after only 2 months of dating (ahem, 3 days, actually). Briana is fed up with her family and plans to move out regardless of their concerns.
Hey, remember that time Natalie Guercio and Karen Gravano got into a knock-down-drag-out fight where both ladies ended up with scratched faces and handfuls of hair? Yeah, me too. Do you also remember that time that the always breezy and light-hearted Big Ang became a force to reckoned with among the Mob Wives? No? You must have missed last night’s episode then!
As Natalie and Karen are separated, Drita D’avanzo and Ang wonder why their friends are so insane. Renee Graziano is proud of Karen’s showing. Karen attempts to approach Natalie again, but she’s deterred. Natalie casually puffs on her cigarette before being escorted away. Drita is livid. If there is another altercation, she plans on being in the thick of it. Ang knows that once you talk about family–and draw blood–there is no return. At their New York apartment, London comes home from the gym and questions what happened to Natalie’s face. She rehashes the argument, promising she tried to watch her mouth. However, when Karen lashed out at her, Natalie won. London is fine with his girlfriend fighting as long as she’s defending herself. Natalie believes that she may still have a bond with her once biffle Renee who didn’t assist Karen in the beat down. Natalie, like Karen, can’t wait for round two. There are some things worth going to jail for, as Karen so eloquently puts it.
Actually the Vanderpump Rules star admits she was ready to move on and although Lisa has never particularly liked her, Kritter will concede that Lisa has changed her life for the better and that her behavior was pretty inexcusable. Sort of.
“I do think that Lisa has a little bit of a vendetta against me. She doesn’t like me. We don’t get along. Our personalities just clash,” Kristen declares. “I think Lisa took some joy in doing it. I don’t think she would have had it any other way.”
Geraldo Rivera was stuck smack-dab in the middle of Kenya Moore and Vivica A. Fox‘s showdown and had a front row seat to the eponymous Celebrity Apprentice “Phonegate.” As a result, Geraldo declares Kenya “guilty!”
As usual, Geraldo has a lot to say, and it’s far more fun to read it in Geraldo’s voice. Am I the only one who naturally does that? Geraldo emphatically believes Kenya is the culprit behind thieving Vivica’s phone and even charges that Kenya should take a lie detector test to exonerate herself!
“There are ambitious divas in the news business, but in my experience we don’t steal each other’s microphones to prevent our rivals from broadcasting. Something like that happened last night on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’,” Mr. Mustache begins.
Guess who! This reality TV star posted this makeup free selfie on Facebook… and we seriously did a double take! She looks so much younger without a layer (or ten) of makeup caked onto her face.
“Hot mess in the back seat of the car headed home from the Super Bowl,” she added. “Grouchy, no makeup, bra hanging out, sun in my eyes (glad I have my Sunnies on), AND stuck in traffic from car accident. However grateful for a successful weekend and I can’t wait to see my 3 fur babies when I get home!”
Vivica was out at Cipriani for dinner last night after receiving a Femmy 2015 award and she was firm with TMZ when they asked about Kenya’s denial of phonegate.
Vivica sniped at the videographer when he asks about Kenya’s phone swiping, “You ask me that like you doubt it, of course she stole it. I have absolutely no doubt that Kenya stole my phone. Kenya knew about the Tweets, Kenya knew my phone was missing, Kenya stole my phone. Why lie?”
Kristen Taekmanis frustrated with Real Housewives Of New York! Although last season featured plenty of butting heads (and flung wine glasses), she believed the ladies really connected and had close friendships – this season with the addition of icy Bethenny Frankel and her demands, not so much!
While other Housewives have praised the show for returning to a more realistic format, Kristen doesn’t agree – and she also doesn’t necessarily agree that bringing Bethenny back into the mix was the right idea.