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Shannon Nebulizes

Double-digit shot consumption, nebulizers, and swimming with sharks – oh my! This week Shannon Beador took Vicki Gunvalson’s strict instructions to “whoop it up” on day two of the Real Housewives of Orange County’s trip to Mo’orea. And Shannon says it turned out to be “one of the funniest nights ever – and there were still so many things you didn’t see!!!”

“I have watched this episode a few times and laughed so hard all weekend!” begins Shannon. “I have to say that our second day in Mo’orea was one of the most fun ‘girl days’ I have ever had!!!” Although things didn’t start off so rosy, given that Shannon began the trip sick, and broke her nebulizer. “My nebulizer blew up and I had to rent a Tahitian one that I couldn’t figure out how to use! I had sinus surgery years ago and now the drainage goes to my lungs — I cough every day and it is a nightmare! I hate using a nebulizer!!!”

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HashtagCoolStepMom

The ladies of the Real Housewives of Orange County might not know about Girl Code, but they certainly have a lot to say about Mom Code, or in Meghan Edmonds’ case, Stepmom Code. On this week’s episode, Meghan was taken to task by Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge regarding her comments that she wished she was her step kids’ “real mom.” Here to defend her comments, and her HashtagCoolStepmom street cred, is Meghan’s blog.

 

Meghan begins by assuring us that she and hubby Jim Edmonds do indeed spend time together, also reflecting on the touching funeral services that she recently attended for the late LeAnn Edmonds, Jim’s first ex-wife. “As I write this I am sitting on a plane to visit Idaho for the first time,” shares Meghan. “A highly anticipated vacation for my husband and me especially after yesterday when we watched LeAnn’s family lay her to rest. It was a beautiful ceremony that celebrated her life in the way she would have wanted, but it was terrible to watch my stepdaughters hurt so deeply. Please continue to keep them in your thoughts and prayers.”

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Kim Zolciak-Beiermann has taken to Instagram to defend her daughter, Ariana Biermann, in response to alleged comments that Ariana “has finally lost weight.” The Don’t Be Tardy star posted a photo of Ariana yesterday, captioning it with loving words for her daughter: “My sweet, smart, motivated princess @arianabiermann she has the biggest [heart] and is even more beautiful on the inside…” 

Then launching into an attack on perceived haters out there, Kim continued, “and you LOW LIFE a**holes who have the audacity to make your rude comments, ‘she finally lost weight’ ‘she finally came into her own’ WTF is wrong with you! You are the problem with society. What possesses you to sit behind a computer and write a negative comment?!!!!”

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RHOC Recap Tahiti Part 2

The Real Housewives Of Orange County are in Tahiti, which means Meghan Edmonds is dishing out lectures on how to behave all cultured and classy-ish while Tamra Judge is desperate to show off her new jugs with some topless swimming. When not in America be like the French! Thank goodness Governess Heather Dubrow was supervising this trip to keep these bitches in line. Heather is demanding a raise – she has diamond-studded Champs Doorbells to buy! 

First things first, the group boards a ferry to get to their final destination: Moorea. Like any good horror movie it starts with the heroine getting the feeling that something is wrong…. Vicki Gunvalson‘s suspicions grew in proportion to Meghan’s hair soufflé, which expanded like a Chia Pet … getting pouffier and pouffier… meanwhile Vicki was feeling pukier and pukier – even her dry heaves sound like whoo hoos. 

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Ladies of London season 2

If you, like me, need a Caroline Stanbury fix, then you’ll be happy to know that Ladies of London season 2 kicks off Monday, September 7 on Bravo.

Caroline, Annabelle Neilson, Marissa Hermer, Juliet Angus, and Julie Montagu (upgraded from friend of to full time cast member) are returning. As I suspected, Caprice Bourett and Noelle Reno are out and Sophie Stanbury (friend of) and Caroline Fleming (full time and pictured above) are in.

I feel like we have been waiting forever for Ladies of London to return. I’m so excited! Look below to meet Caroline and Sophie and watch the trailer.

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Kim Richards

Here’s a not-so-shocking headline for you this morning: Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards Arrested for Shoplifting! 

According to reports, Kim was arrested on Sunday night after store security at Target in Van Nuys busted her for shoplifting a cartload of goods value at $600! 

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Is it just me, or are the “Previously On” clips for Love & Hip Hop Atlanta getting longer and longer with each passing week? Perhaps if there weren’t so many characters stars to keep up with, we wouldn’t need such an extensive reminder of what’s been going on up to this point! Last night’s episode begins as Kalenna douses Rasheeda Frost with her drink. Tony Vick ushers out her wife as Rasheeda complains to Kirk. Kalenna is beyond hurt that Tony would casually mention he thinks she’s suffering from postpartum depression in front of a friend who may spread the news as gossip.

Momma Dee is prepping for her big day with Ernest. She’s flower shopping with the mother of her granddaughter, Erica Dixon. Dee praises Erica and Lil’ Scrappy for being able to co-parent so well together even though they are no longer a couple, and she asks Erica to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. Where is Ashton Kutcher? Is Erica being punked? Dee and Erica have always had a tumultuous relationship, but now that Scrappy and Erica are getting along, Dee would like to repair her friendship with Imani’s mom. Erica is flattered, but she’s going to have to think about the offer.

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