Reality Tea

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This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Melbourne opens with Pettifleur Berenger shopping for a car for her birthday present. Not just any car – she’s in the showroom taking a Bentley for test drive. She’s hoping her boyfriend foots the $450K bill because she has worked so hard and came from essentially nothing. She wants to make the sure mirrors are in top working order and would like to customize floor mirrors so she can constantly check herself out and not veer off the side of a cliff while driving. And I was hoping to just get a massage for my birthday.

Back at Lydia Schiavello’s house, where she’s hanging out with Figaro (her dog) and her mom. They browse through Figaro’s suitcase full of dog clothes as they prep him for a walk.  That poor pup. During their walk Lydia spills that Janet Roach is 56 years old and that she’s in a better place with her and is trying her best to move on from the past year. This was a pointless scene IMO.

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Celebrities leave WWHL

This week in reality star sightings, Melissa Gorga hung out in NYC with Andy Cohen and Cynthia Bailey while Bethenny Frankel and LuAnn de Lesseps celebrated the premiere of The Royals. 

NeNe Leakes was spotted leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills while Curtis Stone stood in front of the tiniest step and repeat to ever grace a red carpet while Kyle Richards took her gorgeous girls to a special screening of Cinderella. 

The most shocking picture this week is of North West in Paris!  She apparently won some sort of epic battle with her designer-whore parents and was allowed to be seen in public with peasant luggage!!  Nori was cuter than ever rolling her sparkly “Frozen” suitcase through the airport with mom Kim Kardashian

American Idol Top 12

After weeks and weeks and weeks of auditions, the American Idol top 12 were announced last night. The top 10 – based on votes – were Maddie Walker, Jax, Tyanna Jones, Sarina Joi-Crowe, and Joey Cook for the girls and Qaasim Middleton, Nick Fradiani, Daniel Seavey, Clark Beckham, and Rayvon Owen for the guys. The wild cards went to Adanna Duru and Quentin Alexander.

I was under the impression that I was the only person in America still watching American Idol, but, um, apparently not. There is no way in hell Daniel, who’s fresh from his mother’s womb, and Qaasim, who’s a seizure waiting to happen, would have made it to the top 24, let alone the top 10, based on my votes. I’m shocked Daniel and Qaasim were voted in over Quentin Alexander and Mark Andrew. Thankfully, the judges saved Quentin (and the season for me) with a wild card, but I mourn the loss of Mark. This competition needs Quentin.

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Joseline Hernandez in blue fringe at the 2014 BET Awards

A taped deposition of Joseline Hernandez testifying under oath featured her saying Love & Hip Hop Atlanta is mostly acting – from the storylines to the characters. This seems to be Joseline’s defense in a lawsuit filed against her by former co-star Althea Eaton, who Joseline assaulted at last season’s reunion. 

Joseline’s co-stars and producers aren’t happy with her assessment of what goes on behind-the-scenes and deny the show is staged or fake! Benzino has spoken out saying producers instigate drama and encouraged the fighting, a move that likely got he and Althea fired from the show because Executive Producer Mona Scott-Young adamantly denies any producer responsibility for the brawl. 

According to a source producers have accused Joseline of lying under oath. They swear the show is “absolutely real,” but Joseline is trying to avoid taking responsibility for her actions!

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Lisa Vanderpump vs. Brandi Glanville - Again!

Brandi Glanville is often wholly unpredictable, but on this season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills her erratic behavior is leaving co-stars and former friend reeling. Lisa Vanderpump says she has officially had her fill and after Brandi slapped her – even though it was playful – she was done investing in their friendship. 

Lisa wants it known, THE SLAP wasn’t hard but the intention behind it is what truly left her in shock – and it was the culmination of other factors which happened earlier in the day between herself and Brandi (which weren’t shown) that really upset her. “I was shocked, reeling,” admits Lisa. “I have never insinuated that it was that hard. I had a small scratch on my upper lip from her acrylic claws, but the strength of the slap was not the issue.”

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Kenya Moore

In place of a blog, Kenya Moore answered questions posed by Bravo about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. First, Bravo asked Kenya for her thoughts on Phaedra Parks walking out on Cynthia Bailey.

Kenya said the move didn’t surprise her at all. “Phaedra has always either told lies or diverted the attention from herself to someone else to avoid the truth being told about her,” she said. “Cynthia merely stated that Phaedra never fact checked prior to spreading Apollo’s lies about me. Phaedra had no response or defense, and thus she fled so she didn’t have to answer the obvious.”

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In Brandi Glanville’s latest blog, she breaks down this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  She gives her theory on the three personalities of Lisa Rinna, bashes Eileen Davidson for her dramatics, apologizes for slapping Lisa Vanderpump and says we’re all hypocrites and filled with double standards.  And she announces her new wine. 

Brandi starts by explaining that who you travel with can set the tone for the entire trip and she wasn’t having a good time with these ladies.  “I think you can see that at this point of the trip I was just over it and wanted to be home with my family. I was really just phoning it in at this point and tired of the constant bickering, fakeness, hypocrisy, and overdone soap-opera dramatics.”