Reality Tea

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 03: Television personality Kim Zolciak visits

Least surprising news like ever?! Kim Zolciak likes having sex with Kroy Biermann a lot – like 4 kids in 3 years a lot – and Kim believes without “sex, sex, and more sex” their marriage wouldn’t be as strong.

Well, it’s not like Wigs N Cigs has too many deep insights to discuss with Kroy. The Don’t Be Tardy star admits communication is “definitely not my strong point.” 

Dance Moms 2

After last night’s Dance Moms, I wonder if Ashlee is second guessing her decision to stick with Abby Lee Miller. As she convenes with the crazy mini moms, they realize that Abby is nowhere to be found. As the mothers traipse into her office, she starts shrieking that she is braless and they are bombarding her bedroom. She starts grabbing at the cameras and boom mic, and a poor production guy narrowly escapes. Ashlee is indignant. She didn’t sign up for this. Um, yeah you did.

Across town, the elite team the Dream Team the Irreplaceables are rehearsing with their new choreographer. The elite team is growing up, so they are doing a burlesque number. Jill recognizes the girls need to sass (sex?) it up with a dance unlike the minis lyrical pieces. Kendall and Kalani will be doing solos.

Dorinda Medley Sick Of Sonja Morgan Holding A Grudge; Warns That She's Going To Have A 'Dorinda Melt Down' On Her!

At this point Dorinda Medley can do no wrong. She was the only person who made that last Real Housewives of New York season worth watching. Let’s be honest, minus the three episode Mexico trip (that saved the season), basically nothing happened other than Dorinda making us all laugh with her signature catchphrases.

Not only that, but Dorinda has lived a very interesting life so it’s about time that she writes a book to share her personal stories. Dorinda hasn’t started the project, but she discussed the plans to get started and I am all in on this one.

 

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 03: Television personality Teresa Giudice visits

Say what you want about Teresa Giudice, but the woman definitely knows how to survive and she usually does it all with a smile on her face while keeping her (very public) problems to herself. Throughout the years Teresa has been all about her relationship with Joe Giudice, sticking by him and has insisted that she would never divorce him… until now.

Teresa isn’t saying that she is going to leave the man who she has called “Juicy Joe,” but now she is actually open to the possibility. Will it actually happen? I guess we’ll have to watch and see, but both of Teresa’s parents told the Real Housewives of New Jersey star that they would be on board with the idea if that’s what she decided to do.

Tamra hurts Lydia

Tamra Judge wasn’t a big part of the most recent episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County, which fell over the Easter holiday. She explains her absence,”We were in the desert camping with family and friends, which is why you didn’t see much of me this episode.” But that doesn’t mean she won’t have opinions to share about the happenings of this episode.

In her blog she shares that she can’t see why Lydia McLaughlin was so upset over not being invited to dinner, “Let’s get one thing straight — I was totally joking when I told Lydia that Shannon invited everyone. It was one of those dinners that just happened. The Farmhouse is a new restaurant in Newport, and most of us had not been there. I’m not really the type of person that gets upset if I’m not invited to every lunch, dinner or party, so I don’t understand why Lydia was mad.”

Below Deck - Matt takes Brianna on a date from hell

Last night the Below Deck disasters got a new drill sergeant to whip them in to shape when Captain Lee surprised them by bringing EJ on board as the brand new bosun. He might be all “cool beans” and chipper smiles, but he’s using those tow lines as a whip faster than Chris Brown can say “Booooooze.”

Something about EJ is a little smarmy and shifty. Also insincere and hollow. Is he a robot? He seems to be relishing his role as savior of the Valor’s honor. He doesn’t have crazy eyes, but overly-intense eyes. He reminds me of Captain Dan from Forrest Gump maybe? This season is just too weird in general; nothing about casting makes much sense.

So, after a night of partying the crew is up and att’em to clean Valor, except for Chris Brown, who can’t be bothered to shove a mop while complaining about how hung over he is. Nico Scholly is pissed, and first thing in the morning while nursing the booze blues is no time to be angry.

ATLANTA, GA - SEPTEMBER 22: Television personality Porsha Williams at Essence Magazine Celebrates October Cover Star Kandi Burruss at Revel on September 22, 2017 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Paras Griffin/Getty Images)

 

Still not enough to make me want to do their jobs – Dlisted

Yes, but you also fled the country, dude! – Celebitchy

Did Hazel E quit Love & Hip Hop? – Starcasm

Tom Petty passes away at 66. (For real this time) – The Blast

More Real Housewives of Atlanta filming tea – Tamara Tattles

What is Lil Wayne hiding? – Dlisted

 

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Say hello to EJ! Tonight on Below Deck there’s a new bosun in town and some of the crew members aren’t too happy about it.

Captain Lee “re-configures” the crew to add in EJ as the bosun to help take some of the pressure off of Nico Scholly with the green deck crew, but Nico doesn’t seem overjoyed by the help.