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Celebrity Big Brother recap

It’s nomination day in Celebrity Big Brother house. The housemates get to nominate for the first time and things are about to get real.

But before those fun and games, we open to Coleen Nolan, James Jordan, and Calum Best discussing the argument last night. Coleen explains that she was just trying to make Jamie O’Hara feel better and apologizes for upsetting him. Calum explains his point, that it was just another label he had wanted to escape from in the house, and that he understands now why it was all said. It was all very civilized and British, and everyone is happy and lovely again.

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Stassi in Montak

On last night’s Vanderpump Rules, we learned that Stassi Schroeder‘s problems with men run deep. Like down in the beautiful, briny sea deep. She’s also being strangled in turtleneck-form by her own ill-advised hubris.

Now, I must do a disclaimer with this recap: Do not expect my usual greatness of prose mixed with pearls of wisdom, as I have the worst cold I have ever had in my human existence. And I feel like garbage. Like what Tequila Katie (minus Tom 2) may smear on Scheana Marie‘s overly-contoured face.

Can we talk about Scheana? Ho-ly does that girl need a ‘stink face’ removal procedure. Didn’t anyone warn her that her face will freeze that way if she makes a poop face immediately after getting Botox? I mean, I get it – she has a hard-earned summer body to protect, but lighten up and eat a lil’ clam. I hear Kristen Doute loves them.

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Meghan Edmonds Serves Up Some Tea On Vicki Gunvalson, Nene Leakes, Kid Rock - And More!

Meghan King Edmonds has been reveling in her role as new mommy ever since baby girl Aspen was born – her first biological child with hubby Jim Edmonds. But make no mistake! The Real Housewives Of Orange County star hasn’t put all of the show’s drama behind her. In particular, costar Vicki Gunvalson is still a hot topic of conversation and a perpetual thorn in her side.

Meghan dishes on Vicki – and much, much more – in a recent interview on The Domenick Nati Show. But first, Meghan has some ideas about adding fresh blood to the RHOC cast. Friends with Audrina Patridge from The Hills, Meghan says that Audrina would make a great Real Housewife. “I’d love it! She has a baby; she’s my age. Right there, that’s a lot in common. She breastfed, I breastfed.” Mmmkay. Twinsies, then!

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Bob gives bad parenting advice

I am so over Chateau Sheree and all of its associated drama. I cannot stress enough how I am beyond disinterested in all of the real estate-centered plot lines on Real Housewives shows. Thankfully, Sheree Whitfield and Kenya Moore did manage to throw some solid shade about their feuding mansions, but it definitely played out real quick. And now Sheree has even more to deal with since the news broke that she’s being sued by a contractor.

Color me shocked. Everything about this mansion construction and decoration is suspect. Don’t get me wrong, I live for Sheree’s insults on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I never comprehended how Sheree could realistically afford Chateau Sheree. And based on Sheree’s well-documented financial issues, it seems like she really can’t, so I’m not at all surprised that she’s being sued. And I’m sure Kenya is absolutely loving it and looking up the perfect gif to post along with the news.

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Teen Mom 2 Recap - Kail Lowry

This week is a little bit of a cease fire on Teen Mom 2. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith have resolved one issue in court (assault) and seem to be on their way to resolving custody of son Kaiser out of court (sort of). Meanwhile, Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin don’t have much to say to one another. It’s obviously the beginning of the end for these two when it comes to playing out on TV but it is still unclear exactly when the marriage started to really go south. Maybe all will be revealed in the episodes to come.

As we join Kail, she’s trying to prepare the boys for Javi to come home while juggling college courses and cleaning up dog vomit. You would think after having two little boys, Kail would be better equipped to deal with some dog barf but she recoils from the situation with more fear than she did jumping out of that plane! But Kail has big things going on in her life to focus on. According to Dr. Drew (how involved is he is these poor girls’ lives?), Kail would be the first teen mom EVER to graduate from a four year college. Coupled with the fact that Kail’s mom never went to college, Kail is super motivated to finish school and while Javi might not be around, luckily Jo Rivera and Vee Torres are around to help pick up Isaac from school and cheer on Kail. It’s nice to see how well they are all getting along and creating their own modern family.

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I will never  get over the Real Housewives of Orange County ladies arguing about who really got the offer to act on the now-defunct show Malibu Country. That was such a train wreck, but aside from that I never know what to make of Heather Dubrow’s acting career. I watch TV like it’s my job (oh wait, it is) and I had no idea who Heather was until she was cast on RHOC, but apparently she’s an accomplished actress. Now, Heather is set to appear on the show Young & Hungry.

If you’re unfamiliar with Young & Hungry, that’s your loss. I’ve been watching the show since it started and it’s actually hilarious and surprisingly mature for a show that is on the network formerly known as ABC Family. Still, I’m curious about how Fancy Pants will be utilized and how long she will appear.

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Tonight’s Watch What Happens Live guests were Vanderpump Rules stars Scheana Marie and Stassi Schroeder. Scheana was a good sport and answered a lot of questions about her split with Mike Shay and her dating status – and those rumors of dating Mike Comrie. Stassi defended herself, denying that she dictates who her friends can hang with.

When called a buzzkill on the Montauk trip, Scheana says “Seeing it now all edited together, definitely. At the time I thought it was just a no here and a no there, but yeah, sorry.” Stassi says, “it was a no everywhere.” Scheana apologizes.

PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 09: A suspect in Kim Kardashian West's Paris robbery is brought to BRB building, Brigade de Repression du Banditisme (suppression of banditry brigade) on January 9, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

PARIS, FRANCE – JANUARY 09: A suspect in Kim Kardashian West’s Paris robbery is brought to BRB building, Brigade de Repression du Banditisme (suppression of banditry brigade) on January 9, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

 

Arrests made in connection with Kim Kardashian’s robbery? – Dlisted

Did Tom Hiddleston give the worst speech last night? – Celebitchy

Is this trainwreck of a show coming back? – Starcasm

This is beyond adorable – Babyrazzi

Celeb moms with outrageous birth stories – Momtastic

Did you catch last week’s Bachelor? Bookmark these recaps – Love and Knuckles

Best and worst makeup from last night – The Fashion Spot

Now here’s a dog paying it forward – Dog Time

I hate to admit it, but he looked good – Dlisted