I was disappointed that the normally classy Mrs. Vanderpump would ever try to defend the tragically unclassy Ms. Glanville – and apparently Lisa shares my disappointment! In her latest Bravo blog, Lisa admits this is the episode where the tide turned and she started realizing that wait – there's no friends here, only big bad biatches wanting to take me down with a hair flip and a smile!
"Oh dear! That is all I want to say really! Could we just leave it at that?" Lisa begins. Don't we wish… Except we can't, unfortunately.
Referring to Brandi, Lisa is shocked she chose to reveal so many sexual tidbits. Choking anyone? "I am not particularly interested in the two finger maneuver that will be explained in her book. After 31 years of marriage I probably have a few maneuvers of my own I could share," Lisa teases.
But on a serious note, "It's hard to understand this constant need to shock. Her admission of indulging in cocaine, nudity, of being choked? Calling yourself a whore? What message does that send?"
As if two episodes of Shahs of Sunset in 48 hours isn't bad enough, this one kicks off withMercedes "MJ" Javid showing off her boobs. Thank goodness Bravo isn't broadcast in 3D. MJ says she's spent thousands of dollars trying to simultaneously keep her boobs under control, cinch her waist, and eliminate back fat – to no avail – so she has decided to design her own bra and shaping garment. MJ "shapes" the air right out her lungs, explaining, "I have the tiniest waist, it's just not being cinched properly." #delusional
Meanwhile, Jessica is converting to Judaism for Mike Shouhed, although he has yet to propose. Mike and Jessica go through the motions of a traditional Jewish wedding ceremony during class, and Mike starts to sweat. Mike reminds us that he used to be the MVP of Vegas (Most Valuable Persian) and I think about the smug Shahs of Sunset tagline, "We don't work in buildings. We own buildings." Now? Mike rents bus wraps, so he needs to get over himself and put a ring on Jessica's finger before someone else does.
Earlier this week MTV confirmed the much suspected cancelation of Teen Mom 3. The much lower drama of trainwreck favorites TM1 & TM2 was a ratings snooze for the network.
"MTV will not be moving forward with a second season of Teen Mom 3," a network representative confirmed. "We’re thankful to Briana, Katie, Mackenzie, Alex and their families for sharing their stories as they navigate young parenthood and for helping to have a positive impact on the importance of teen pregnancy prevention.
Despite the lackluster storylines, one of the castmembers was definitely a lightening rod for controversy: Mackenzie Douthit! Now seven-months pregnant with her second baby, a daughter, with baby-daddy-turned-husbandJosh McKee, the diabetic former cheerleader is often criticized for her choices.
When A-List and D-List worlds collide, I start to get a little woozy. In this case, I'm not sure if Jennifer Lawrence is paying someone a compliment or delivering some super-shade worthy of our best Housewives!
Jennifer admits that she found inspiration for her role in American Hustle in an unlikely source: the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Jennifer says her Joisee accent for the character Rosalyn Rosenfeld stemmed from watching too much Teresa Giudice!
As a huge Liz Taylor fan, I am disgusted that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians famewhore thinks she comes anywhere close. But yeah, I'm sure Kanye will be writing a new rap about how Kim is the greatest living legend of our time in about … oh now!
Well, I guess it's safe to say that NeNe Leakes' star isn't fading anytime soon!
Despite her sitcom The New Normal being canceled, NeNe is still considered more than a reality TV celeb. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star will be the subject of a new E! Entertainment Special: NeNeLeakes, hosted by Giuliana Rancic this Sunday.
In the special, NeNe will discuss her humble beginnings, her complex relationship with on-again/off-again husband Gregg Leakes, and her experiences on RHOA.