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james kennedy is re-fired from sur

Last night on Vanderpump Rules, some people could not move on. There they were, frozen in time, unable to let go, as they swam through the Cocktail Of Denial.™ Somehow I think that should be SUR’s signature drink.  

Oh Lisa Vanderpump – so kind, so forgiving, so understanding… WHY?! Stop That! Do not let them grovel in their Jax Taylor knitwear, bearing letters they begged their mothers to write in elegant calligraphy – you fired that Sangria-theiving James Kennedy, now stick to it! In the reoccurring theme of SUR, no one who is fired stays fired. Kinda like no one that has broken up stays separated for long. Case in point, Kristen Doute groveling to Tom Sandoval over a cable box and some ratty old clothes she got from Stassi Schroeder‘s goodwill box labeled: The Thin Days (Stassi looks great –  I’m only joking about her referring to her “love pounds”). 

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You know what I’d do with the paycheck if I ended up on a reality show (listen up, Andy Cohen!)? I’d pay off my flippin’ student loans. I would not buy a car (although the show’s producers would probably buy one for me so as not to embarrass the rest of the cast with my ride), I would not not live above my means…I would just start slowly chipping away at my massive law school debt. What is it with people that they don’t think they need to pay their bills after they receive a little bit of fame?

I’m looking at you, Benzino. You know I adore you, but you didn’t use your Mona money to get a neck implant, and you sure as heck didn’t use it to pay back Uncle Sam. Now, before y’all start in on me, I realize that Benzino’s career in hip hop began long before his stint on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, as did his money problems. Geez Louise, though! Pay your debts, dude!

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Last night’s Love & Hip Hop Hollywood didn’t really bring the drama full force. Everything just kind of happened. People yelled, but they stopped yelling before the hair pulling could ensue. The cast, for the most part, was calm and kind–by their standards at least! And, I didn’t have to have my eyes assaulted with any of Nikki’s mesh ensembles! That’s a win. 

Apryl, Omarion and Leslie are in so much love with baby Mega. Not only is Omarion amazed at how well his girlfriend and his mother getting along, the women are bonding over motherhood. Apryl is waiting for her mom to come visit, but she has a totally different relationship with her than Omarion has with Leslie. She tears up discussing the distance between she and her mother, and she vows not to be that kind of mother to her son. Apryl wants a second grandmother for Mega, and Leslie now seems to better understand her son’s girlfriend. Enough about this craziness…show us the precious baby!

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Lisa Vanderpump stopped by Watch What Happens Live to chat with Andy about tonight’s episode of Vanderpump Rules and tomorrow night’s premiere of the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  

They start off with small talk about Vanderpump Rules and Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor making up so quickly after last season’s cheating lies.  Lisa jokes a little aboout how dirty Tom and Ariana’s apartment is.  They then talk about the new season of Beverly Hills, which kicks off tomorrow.  Lisa says this season is much better energy than last season.

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Vanderpump Rules - Season 3

Vanderpump Rules loves a to dismantle a good (OK, horrible, no good, very bad) relationship, and this season will finally give Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz the opportunity to let their love be called into question. Oh goody! But first Katie questions whether or not James Kennedy is with Kristen for the right reasons… is it TV he loves, or Kristen Doute?!

Katie is hoping Tom 2 will propose, but Tom 2 seems to have a different agenda! And lucky for them, they’re not escaping the rumor mill that is Kristen SUR! 

“There are some pretty scandalous rumors that begin to surface surrounding Tom and myself so that really sends us on a bit of a roller coaster,” Katie admits. “Our relationship was really, really tested this summer.”

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Kenya Moore

Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Kenya Moore isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Personally, I really enjoy the oh so shady and slightly unbalanced Real Housewives of Atlanta star. <backs away slowly> I’ll show myself out for that admission, but before I go, I leave you with The Name Game with Kenya.

When asked what first comes to mind about NeNe Leakes, Kenya mimicked her egomaniacal RHOA co-star, “Oh, honey. NeNe Leakes, honey. When you talk about NeNe Leakes, see, I’m above all these women, see. I am part of Real Housewives of Atlanta, see, but I have evolved. I am a rich bitch. OMG, I just pulled my wig off! Bloop!”

Kenya didn’t hesitate to call out Kate Gosselin‘s unique, um, partnership with Steve Neild either. About the “bodyguard” who “protected” Kate while filming Celebrity Apprentice, she dished, “Um, that bodyguard was very interesting because they actually shared a room – I don’t know if I’m supposed to say that – so he was around quite a lot.” 

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Kourtney Kardashian must secretly love all things breakfast because this past week she was the guest of honor at not one, but two breakfast-themed baby showers! 

Kourtney is due soon with her third child with Scott Disick and their upcoming arrival is being celebrated by her friends and family.  Kourtney attended a Breakfast at Tiffany’s baby shower late last week, thrown by her sisters Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.   It looked like a classic/elegant-ish affair.  Kourtney said, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Thank you to @kimkardashian and @khloekardashian for the magical, unforgettable perfectly charming baby shower.”

But her baby shower over the weekend is the one that has my interest.  Kourtney’s friends threw her a pancake and pajama party at IHOP!  Brilliant idea. Yesterday she Tweeted a few pics from the second shower – complete with piles of whipped cream and hot cocoa and a cake.  Cake for breakfast?  This shower gets better by the minute!   She shared, “I have the best friends in the world! Sunday morning 9am IHOP in our pajamas! #fancyBabyShower.”  

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