Reality Tea

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It’s been less than a month since Teresa Giudice self-surrendered to Danbury Prison to begin serving her 15 month sentence. With all the changes, Gia Giudice reveals how she’s coping in her mom’s absence. 

Gia says the Real Housewives Of New Jersey star is “doing amazing,” contrary to reports that Teresa is being bullied and ostracized by fellow inmates. Gia confirms they have visited Teresa, and adds that she “chats and emails with her all the time.” 

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Reality TV Viewer Numbers Celebrity Apprentice

The reality TV viewer numbers are in. An impressive 6.51 million viewers tuned in to see Joan Rivers on Celebrity Apprentice this week. And they also got to see Brandi and Kenya roll around in bed together. <eye roll> Brandi’s other show, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, attracted 1.894 million and Kenya’s other show, Real Housewives of Atlanta, garnered 3.192 million viewers. 

On Monday, 1.336 million watched Katie tell off Stassi on Vanderpump Rules, and 2.382 million tuned in to see Peter and Amina meet their baby girl on Love & Hip Hop. On Wednesday, the brawl aftermath on Mob Wives attracted just over one million fans, and pregnancy drama on Little Women L.A. garnered 1.109 million viewers. Also, Sister Wives bounced back from last week’s 325K loss of viewers, but Dance Moms continued its down-down-downward spiral. 

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Katie Maloney & Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules Season 3

After years of putting up with Stassi Schroeders special unique crazy, Katie Maloney finally snapped. The straw that broke the camel’s back? Stassi expecting Katie to put their friendship before everything else going on in her life – including her relationship with Tom Schwartz and her job at SUR! 

First Katie explains why she decided to go to Miami with the rest of her Vanderpump Rules co-stars. “Tom and I had just gone through an extremely difficult period, and it really shook us both to our core. I had to completely turn my attention and priorities towards our relationship and asses everything.”

Katie shares that she needed to detach emotionally and try to figure out what was salvageable and what was causing so much friction between herself and Tom 2. “I had to decide where I needed to place importance. Now considering I don’t subscribe to Jax’s bullsh–, I no longer placed any importance on what he says and does. I knew that what he says and does can and did affect me, but it was no longer important to me. Rebuilding my relationship was the most important thing to me.”

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Farrah Abraham Hosts The Scene Nightclub

It’s Reality Tea After Dark, y’all.  If you’re easily offended, cover your eyes, clutch your pearls and run away fast.  We have some potentially traumatizing Farrah Abraham news for ya.   The former Teen Mom star is really embracing her sex tape status these days – from her stripper gigs to sex toys.  Speaking of sex toys, Farrah is expanding that particular area of her brand.  She’s now officially a blowup doll.  Yes, seriously.  Sophia is going to be so proud some day (when she actually sees her mom).

Farrah Tweeted, “World Meet Officially #BlowUpDollFarrah #AVN2015 real deal feel! I’m so proud   Taking over #AVNFanAwards2015.”  And she included some pictures of her doll.  Yes, really.  It’s your lucky night!  

We wonder if she’ll be selling these at the strip club only? or will they also be available at the froyo shop, or maybe at her restaurant she plans to open?  See the blowup doll below. 

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Kim Richards

Awkward isn’t the word I’d use to describe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week, but it’s the direction Kim Richards chose to go.

Kim took to her blog to explain the poker night from hell. She shared that she was ill at the time, praised Brandi Glanville for being a good friend, and called out Kyle Richards for saying she felt embarrassed by Kim. 

“I think this episode should be renamed AWKWARD,” shared Kim. “The events that happened were definitely tough on a personal level, but at the same time, I can’t help but have a laugh about it in the end.” Huh. I missed the funny parts.

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Brandi Glanville

Are you all ready for Brandi Glanville to put the “real” in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Need to catch your breath from a fit of laughter? Or catch your eyeballs that rolled down the street? Go ahead. I’ll wait. 

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“Newsflash: I’M NOT SOBER,” blogged Brandi. We could stop here because that’s where Brandi’s “real” ends. But, she added, “And fantasies are just that – fantasies. I’ve just about HAD IT with these judgmental women that pretend to be perfect and think they do no wrong. Spa day was fine other than the uncomfortable wine tasting, but I tried to tell some jokes to loosen the mood.”

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Dance Moms Maddie

Readers, I want you all to think back to a simpler time. A time of Even Stevens and Holes. A time when Shia Le Beouf wasn’t starting fights at Broadway shows or wearing a paper bag over his face on the red carpet. Basically, I want you to remember a time when Shia wasn’t scaring the beewhowhatsit out of me in a Sia video. I had nightmares last night, yet I’m strangely drawn to watching said video over and over again. I even bought the song on iTunes. Damn you, VEVO!

When Dance Moms’ protege Maddie Ziegler first appeared in Sia’s “Chandelier” music video, I realized that her ability and raw talent were far more than I ever credited her for on the Lifetime reality hit. It’s weird and terrifying and amazing. However, Maddie is starring in the singer’s new (and equally controversial) video for her single “Elastic Heart”, and it’s every bit as freaky and frightening. The best (worst?) part? She’s dancing with Disney’s fallen method actor Shia. Wearing that creepy wig and nude leotard. In a cage. And Shia is also clad in nude boxer briefs. And he’s dirty. Very dirty. Sadly, Beans is nowhere to be found. Haven’t seen it? Youtube it immediately, but don’t say you weren’t warned/encouraged.

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