Reality Tea

cynthia-bailey-kenya-moore

Cynthia Bailey, ala Real Housewives Of Atlanta‘s version of a wannabe Tyra Banks (ANTM, baby!), is taking time out of her busy schedule of running The Bailey Agency to discuss how her friendship with NeNe Leakes fell apart and how her friendship with Kenya Moore blossomed. 

As a model Cynthia knows the importance of a good accessory, which is why she’s always been more than willing to be NeNe’s, until Kenya took Cynthia under her antebellum caftan and twirled her off into the sunset. And apparently that was all Porsha Williams fault. I’m noticing a pattern here – everything in Cynthia’s life is someone else’s fault. She really has been hanging out with Krayonce too long!  

This season Cynthia has joined forces with Krayeficient as they overthrow the existing RHOA queen and usher in what they believe is a new era. One of twirls of disillusion. Hey – I’m curious! 

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR MORE! 

Porsha Williams blog

If the thought of Porsha “No Peach For You!” Williams not blogging her way through season seven of the Real Housewives of Atlanta gives you a serious case of the sads, then you’ll be happy to know that Porsha Williams has found a new home for her blogs.

On the other hand, if the thought of Porsha writing about anything makes you cringe, then my apologies.

Porsha has teamed up with OK! Magazine to give her fans a weekly dose of Porsha’s Piece of Mind. This week, she bashed Kenya Moore, gushed over her new boobs, shared her thoughts on Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida, and preached about accountability.

CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR MORE!

 kourtney-khloe-hamptons

I’m going to summarize the past two episodes of Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons because they share the same storylines: Khloe Kardashian is trying to juggle recent guy issues, Kourtney Kardashian’s bitching about Scott Disick’s partying ways and Scott wants Kourt to stop bitching at him. There. I could really stop typing now. However, I’m willing to dig a bit deeper into the Kardashian psyche and all the drama they have to offer. Bear with me people, it’s about to get real (not really). 

We begin with KhloeKourtney, Scott and the kids pulling up to their gorgeous Hamptons summer house.  They’re racing to get into the front door and bam – they are denied by a house lock and no one knowing the code.  Can someone say foreshadowing?? They should probs pack up and head back to LA. This is a bad omen.  Alas, Scott crawls through an open window to gain entrance.  

Cake Boss

Photo Credit: WENN.com

amber-marchese

Part three of $#*! Jim Marchese Says, also known as the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, aired on Tuesday. So, with as many words as possible, Amber Marchese took to her blog to clear up a few things about Jim’s career, Jim’s bar exam, Jim’s misogyny, and Jim’s social media haters. Somewhere, Bobby’s hiding in a bathroom and crying, “Jim! Jim! Jim!” #MarciaMarciaMarcia

Jim was a self-made, successful man at a very young age. He has never done drugs and has never been in trouble with the law. He put himself through undergraduate, then through a Masters in Public Administration at Columbia University while working at a pharmaceutical company,” bragged Amber. “Jim was then accepted to law school and once again attended in the evening while working for a biotech company. In addition, Jim was raising his son, Michael.”

CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR MORE!

DuJour Magazine Summer Kickoff

Mario Singer is a free man – and he’s getting his dating on! After ending his marriage to Ramona Singer over an affair with Kasey Dexter, Mario and Kasey seemed to be a couple. Except now Mario has surfaced on match.com looking for love! 

Listed as “currently separated” Mario is seeking an “active” woman who “loves sports and working out.” And he makes it very clear he wants someone who is the opposite of his wine-ing Real Housewives Of New York star ex-wife. Mario says he wants someone who will,”Enjoy the simple things in life and not be pretentious and in need of impressing other people.” 

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR THE REST! 

kenya-moore-tyler-perry-premiere

Sometimes delusion works in one’s favor. Like when you believe that a woman you’ve spent 3 seasons of Real Housewives Of Atlanta making your enemy will suddenly want to be your friend. That’s right – Kenya Moore believes she and Phaedra Parks can be friends. Whatever – I mean, that’s better than believing you can sing and actually putting the efforts on iTunes! 

Anyway, Kenya is all about redemption this season and that means moving forward with all the people who have done her wrong – Phaedra included! After last season’s traumatic reunion, Kenya said it really took a lot for her return to the show. And by a lot, I imagine one phone call from Bravo. 

“I had to really weigh the options; is this worth it? I went through a terrible time after the reunion, and I had to just reevaluate the situation,” Kenya says. “I asked myself a lot of questions. I had a lot of questions and conversations with the production company, with Bravo, and we got to a really good place; and that’s why I’m back.”

 

CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR THE REST!

Andy Cohen future of RHONJ

With Teresa Giudice off to prison in 53 days, many are wondering about the fate of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I personally think RHONJ should “go away” with Teresa. The show, for good.

Teresa‘s absence is the perfect excuse, IMO, to put the show out of its misery.

Andy Cohen recently addressed the issue on Ask Me Anything on Reddit, “We have not made any plans relating to the future of the Jersey Housewives. We’ll go back and meet and talk and re-evaluation soon.”

CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR MORE!