Reality Tea

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Last night on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills friendships stayed in the freezer and Lisa Rinna dealt with important family matters. 

Eileen Davidson is finally mingling with the group. They start her off gently, with the upper echelons of Malibu society, to ease her into the currant of RHOBH, by sending her off to lunch with Yolanda Foster, as supervised by Lipsa. Eileen is surprised to learn she and Yolanda have several things in common: children, anguish over the amount of work required of bossing servants around, and a propensity for micromanaging toilet cleaning. Yolanda expects us to believe she cleans her own toilets. Correction: I believe she cleans My Love‘s toilet so she has an excuse to snoop through his personal quarters. You know, just in case he has a few wayward piano keys or Grammys tucked away! 

Eileen and Yolanda get along famously. Lisa is relieved. Her job here is done – now she can move on to more pressing personal matters, traveling to her hometown of Medford, OR to help her parents move out of her childhood home. To say it’s sad is an understatement, but it’s also touching and a really nice illustration that Lipsa has a kind soul, a good heart, and a down-to-earth, lovable spirit. She brings her teenaged daughters along with her. They are scoffish about Medford – even Lisa admits she never felt like she fit-in in small-town Oregon, because she was always dying to breakout her inner fabulosity – or her hoo-ha, preferably both (she admitted to wearing skirts so short you could practically see her “hoo-ha”). 

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Sometimes on our favorite reality shows, it’s not the stars who take center stage, it’s their sidekicks, friends, BFFs, and random relatives who steal the spotlight and entertain us for differing reasons week after week.  Our latest poll in the 2014 Reality Tea Readers’ Choice Awards is for your Favorite Sidekick.  Whether it was Tamra’s fake baby that amused you in 2014 or Josh’s Flagg’s beloved grandmother Edith that melted your heart, let your choice be heard! 

As always, there’s room for you to write in your favorites if they’re not listed below!  We’ll be announcing the winners at the end of the year.  Cast your vote below!  If you’ve missed any of the previous votes, you can find them here.  (A few have closed already, but there are more available and more coming!)

 

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Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia/Bravo

RHOBH's Kyle Richards

Teresa Giudice has friends in low high places in the form of Kyle Richards. As a mother, the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star sympathizes with how Teresa must be feeling. Meanwhile Yolanda Foster just wants a healthy holiday, because the one thing money (or My David) can’t buy is freedom from Lyme Brain! 

As a mother with 4 daughters Kyle is worried for her fellow-Housewife Teresa as she prepares for prison. “I can’t imagine what she’s feeling right now – every day must feel like a countdown,” Kyle expressed.  

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RHOA star Kenya Moore

Kenya Moore took to her blog to break down this week’s episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta – from Kandi Burrss and her mama drama to NeNe Leakes and her midnight debut – like only she could do! Kenya also promoted her upcoming projects. Hint: only 12 days until Celebrity Apprentice! Yes!

Mama Drama: “It saddens me to see Kandi still going through such heartache with her mother, and blended and extended family,” said Kenya. “This should be the happiest time of her life, but it has been overshadowed by the constant infighting. I hope for peace for Kandi and that she can focus on extending her family with a new little one soon. She deserves it.” Kandi’s problem is Kandi.

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NeNe Leakes

Despite evidence to the contrary, NeNe Leakes is human y’all and sometimes she makes mistakes – like that WIG she was wearing on this week’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta. Of course because NeNe Leakes is also NeNe Leakes, she claims fabulosity comes at a price and sometimes the truly creative designers among us take a risk which explains her lifelong episode of being foliculely challenged!

NeNe admits that WIG didn’t work, but says she is just soooooo busy being soooooo fabulous and soooooo successful and sooooo ‘nother level she did not have time to obsess over her hair. A very rich bitch pays her best accessories – the gays – to be in charge of her appearance, cause a rich bitch has little mini gays she carries around in her Firkin. BTW: does this mean we can now call NeNe “WIG”? I digress. 

As a designer, you take risks that sometimes don’t work! I think we all can agree the bob wig I wore in my interview didn’t work,” NeNe states. “I could give you this whole spill about what actually happened that day, but I’d rather not!”

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RHONJ season finale Amber and Teresa

Teresa Giudice has about two weeks before heading to prison which means the Real Housewives Of New Jersey star is leaving her 4 dawters in the care of Joe Giudice. <side eye> 

While Teresa is trying to make the holidays as normal as possible, she’s worried about Joe managing everything in her absence. Rumors of divorce have swirled, but a source says Teresa and Joe’s marriage is fine, they are just trying to juggle the stressful situations they’re currently dealing with – mainly Teresa’s worries that Joe won’t be able to fulfill the full-time parenting role. 

“They are going through a rough time right now,” acknowledges the source, who says Teresa is turning to Joe’s sisters and mother for help while she is “away.” 

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Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner wasn’t about to let a little thing like the birth of her daughter’s third child take away her spotlight this month.  The newly divorced momager filmed this mini holiday video for LOVE Advent 2014 with Kendall.  No pants were available to the Jenner ladies, I guess. 

Take a look below – you’ve been warned.