There are more pictures of Catelynn, Farrah, and Amber at the Movie Awards below, but first, let’s talk more about Farrah’s plans to be a plastic surgeon. It’s been three weeks since the Teen Mom star shocked us with this news, and we’ve been dying for her to gift us with more nonsensical words about her plans ever since. That day has finally come.
Tonight on Shahs of Sunset, Asa Soltan Rahmati starts to feel overwhelmed by her needy and/or obnoxious friends. She attempts to help Mike Shouhed reconnect with the group, listens to Reza Farahan‘s relationship problems, and argues with Mercedes “MJ” Javid over highly important stuff like leggings. To “settle the score” and “relieve pent-up tension” the Shahs of Sunset decide to play a game of dodgeball. <eye roll> In the preview clip below, Asa calls out MJ for the ish she started over Reza and Adam’s bachelor parties.
Reality star Kim Kardashian is almost done with her pilgrimage overseas. During her time in Armenia, the Keeping up with the Kardashians star was seen carrying around a cutout of her brother Rob’s face as she filmed for their show. I get that Rob wasn’t along for the trip, but seriously? Neither was Kourtney, so I hope Khloe or one of the cousins had a cut out of her face they toted around! Nothing like a publicity stunt during a “serious” trip. hahaha. I almost typed that with a straight face.
Kim andKanye and Khloe left Armenia a few days earlier than originally planned and headed over to Jerusalem to have North baptized today. Kim named Khloe as Nori’s godmother.
Brandi Glanville‘s very own wine, Unfiltered Blonde, is officially available for pre-order. Brandi unveiled the finished product and shared a link to the website on Twitter earlier today.
Last year, Brandi shared that she wanted to name the wine “STFU & Drink” but distributors shot down that idea real quick, so “Unfiltered Blonde” it is. I’m not sure about her decision to put ‘unfiltered’ on a bottle of wine, but, it isBrandi. I pretty much side eye every decision she makes. See the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star’s wine below.
We start off with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian wrapping up Kim’s surgery and it appears everything went well! Full steam ahead baby-making in bathrooms with Kanye West again. Yay.
Kris is at an indoor go-cart racetrack with Khloe and Scott Disick. Kris explains that she tries to spend one-on-one time with the kids and hasn’t seen Kylie in a few weeks. What? Where is she living? Isn’t she like 15? Is that legal?
Luann de Lesseps is back in her rightful place as Housewife, but she’s not bringing the Old Countess back with her. Luann admits to simplifying her life and embracing the things that matter – not shallow elitism and uppity manners – and with it Luann has found good friends. Even amongst her Real Housewives Of New York co-stars!
“I’m back on the show full-time, having the time of my life and a total blast with the girls. Well, with most of them anyway…” Luann exclaims. “Over the past year, I’ve been simplifying parts of my life and ramping up others.” Luann describes selling her lavish Hamptons home as “a good way to definitely close one chapter and open a new one.” And says her kids are also doing great.
Luann is also glad to have positive friendships with former frienemies Ramona Singer and Bethenny Frankel, both of whom, as we know, are going through acrimonious but very public divorces! “It’s tough to watch Bethenny and Ramona’s marriages crumble, especially with young children involved. It takes a serious emotional toll, no matter how strong you are. Bethenny is a trooper, and I hope it all works out the way she wants it to.”
Apparently immediately following a fatal car accident is a great time to for the Jenner family! Brody Jenner spoke out on how everyone is doing, talked his new show on E!, and put a stop to those engagement rumors!
Brody, the sometimes Keeping Up With The Kardashians star didn’t touch on his half-siblings, but as for his life and his brother Brandon Jenner, who is expecting his first child with wife Leah, things are “great!” like totally great in every way possible. Things are also, apparently, really great for Bruce Jenner, who may or may not be transitioning to a woman at some point, and just caused a massive car accident he may or may not be sued over. However – Bruce is free from Kris, so that probably does qualify as “great!”
Inconsequential details! “Everybody’s very happy. Everybody’s living life. And it’s a great time for all of us,” exclaimed Brody, without going into details.
Sonja begins her blog expressing surprise at LuAnn’s feelings about their friendship this season: “I was shocked when Luann said our relationship has been deteriorating for two years. This comes as a big surprise to me, since everything was cool with her and I until I saw her at the reunion for Season 6.” Sonja coyly adds, “I know who put what in her head.”