Reality Tea

Padma Lakshmi

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NeNe Leakes

NeNe Leakes was "so nasty and so rude" to Tony Dovolani on Dancing with the Stars last week. Not surprisingly, she glosses right over it in her DWTS blog. NeNe talks mostly about last week's score – her awesomeness exceeded even her own puffed up expectations – and this week's dance plan – Salsa.

"Oooh, hunni here we go! This week we're doing a salsa. It's Party Anthem, so we're doing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here," and you better believe it, we love Nelly," shared NeNe. "Oh and we are shaking it, hunni! I'm sweating, I'm telling you. I've almost got an afro, my hair has curled completely up!"

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Snooki Lorenzo

We know how much many of you love the baby, kid, and family pictures in our weekly photo roundup. So, when the reality TV stars started to share adorable Easter pics, we decided to round them up for your viewing pleasure. For me, it was a much needed break from the mess that aired on Bravo last night.

Above: Snooki shared a picture of her son Lorenzo, adding, "My GQ baby – he knows he's handsome." 

Below you will find pictures of Kim Zolciak's son Kash, Big Brother's Britney Haynes and family, Kendra Wilkinson's son Hank Jr, Flipping Out's Jenni Pulos and family,  Jessica Simpson's daughter Maxwell,  Love & Hip Hop's Yandy Smith and family, Jacqueline Laurita's son Nicholas, and more.

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m2m-mariah

So Quad Webb-Lunceford got the 'Toya-Treatment' from her old friend Mariah Huq. Are we surprised? Tell me you're not surprised. I mean it wouldn't be Married To Medicine without a drunken Mariah getting her purse-whack on, would it? Too bad the cameras weren't rolling this time! 

Mariah is hung-over sick in bed after a traumatic late-night encounter with Quad. While she's in bed Aydin prepares some feel-better soup for mommy except Aydin cuts himself opening the can and gets blood everywhere. Mmmm… yummy! And sanitary. While his gushing finger is bleeding all over the granite he dispatches some kid to stir the soup on the stove while their daughter whacks her head on the fridge. The mess that is Mariah reaches far and wide. 

As Mariah eats, (Mariah feasting on the blood of others seems apt, right), she complains that a harrowing experience with Quad has left her unable to attend Toya Bush-Harris' upcoming party. Across town where Puppy Couture reigns supreme, Quad rouses from bed to fill Dr. G in on her run-in with MEriah. 

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KANDI 1

kandi mocks mimi’s sex tape

I guess if you're going to make a sex tape, and said sex tape is going to be available for public viewing, you'd better be prepared for people to poke fun at video of you doing the dirty, right? Perhaps we should ask Kim Kardashian Mimi Faust! The Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star isn't ashamed of the tape that she intentionally leaked to thwart the guy who stole it from turning a profit. Is that a prerequisite for a leaked sex tape? It has to be stolen and then offered up to Vivid by the "thief" before the participants will begrudgingly agree to release it themselves. It seems like it happens a lot…

Mimi may be proud of her video, but that isn't stopping Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kandi Burruss from poking fun at her. In a series of Instagram videos, Kandi posted a spoof of Mimi's romp. Describing the first clip, she writes, "I was trying to figure out how @Mimifaust was able to pull up on that shower rod….I think I weigh too much for this!" She follows that up with the caption: "#part2 I need a #MiMiShowerRod…Where do they sell those? #ThisIsWhatHappensWhenToddGoesOutOfTown #ImPerfectingMyTricksForWhenToddGetsBack Lol!"

I can't wait to see how Mimi responds to this!  

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Jenelle Evans and Nathan Giffith Celebrate Easter 2014

Aaaahhhh… wedding bells – followed quickly by the sound of a jail cell slamming shut! Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith's brief but tumultuous relationship is about to go to the next level. With her divorce to Courtland Rogers almost finalized, Jenelle reveals that Nathan has plans to propose – soonish. 

“[Nathan] is waiting for the right time and we’re not trying to rush anything,” the Teen Mom 2 star tells Wetpaint. “I still have to get divorced by the end of this month," Jenelle adds. 

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rhoa-reunion-fight-kenya-porsha

Let's just get this out of the way right at the beginning: Porsha Stewart did in fact live up to the hype. She dragged Kenya Moore across that Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion stage by her hair like she was a battery-operated real live pageant doll. The queen is down – off with her head! I was shocked. I was stupefied. I literally had flashbacks of my childhood [illicit] Dynasty watching days. Alexis Carrington lives again. Hey – there were just as many sequins flying. 

Shockingly no one lost a garment – except Cynthia Bailey whose entire boob popped out as she leaped up to avoid the fight. Andy Cohen claims he was trying to stop things, but let's be frank he's less than useless. He was afraid. He was like a little yappy dog barking on the periphery of two big dogs going head to head. Boy – have several seats. Go ask NeNe Leakes to hold you in her lap, stroke your head, and tell you it's OK. Poor Andy – his own monster is turning on him. It's eating him alive. 

So that happened. And it was not unprovoked. It was not all together unwarranted, but it was totally unacceptable. And at the very least, we learned that either Kenya has the best weave in the world or we just got confirmation that is real hair. 

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Kourtney, Kim, Khloe Kardashian Dash Store Miami Opening

Dear Diary, Remind me never to cross the Kardashians (any more than I already have, at least). They always come out on top. Deserved or not (it's usually the latter, right?), the family always seems to get their desired outcome in any given situation.

It's no different this time around with the Keeping up with the Kardashians stars. The children of the late Robert Kardashian just scored a major victory in their year-long court battle with their former step-mother regarding the attorney's personal diaries that had some not so nice things to say about his ex-wife Kris Jenner.

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