Everyone get out your violins! Real Housewives of New Jersey’sTeresa Giudice is once again talking about how wronged she’s been…while not directly answering questions and bragging about being famous. Oh, except she’s humble too. Very humble…with white teeth, because, you know, she and Juicy are getting into the teeth whitening business…which is why he isn’t going to court, as he has to attend a seminar on teeth whitening. You know, judges are usually pretty lenient on letting you pick when you do and don’t come to court. My head is spinning already! Read on to see Teresa’s stellar pity party interview with the Daily Beast. She hasn’t done anything wrong, y’all. Nothing!
Big Brother 14 features 12 new houseguests, each hoping to be the next big reality TV star and $500,000 richer, and 4 returning “epic” Big Brother players. CBS explains why we can’t just have new blood, “In a series first, four of the most successful players to ever enter the Big Brother house, will return to play their own game and for their own separate prize.” Whatever, CBS, this better not suck!
As always, Big Brother is hosted by the lovely Julie Chen. She’s really working the camera tonight – stage left, stage right, wiggle your shoulders, back to stage right, descend the stairs, flawlessly sit down. Tough gig.
Big Brother is finally here. Let’s get on with it.
If you’ve sampled the wares – or want to – join us! We’ve been reading NeNe’s book and doing a Moscato-off. So, we’re putting in our two-cents. OK, it’s more like 50cents cause we have a lot of opinions, but whatever!
Sister2Sister is reporting on a fight between NeNe Leakes and everyone’s favorite sex toy purveyor Kandi Burrus in the franchise’s filming of season five. The cite reveals that the Bravo duo got “into a fight with production.” Read that again, dear readers. It’s unclear as to whether NeNe and Kandi were fighting amongst themselves or taking on production in a solidified front. Who knows? Who cares? It’s drama regardless!
Bringing you an all new photo post this week of your favorite reality TV stars!
Above: Bethenny Frankel is spotted carrying daughter Bryn Hoppy around The Grove in L.A.
Below you’ll find the select few reality TV stars who ventured out and about this past week! As much as our pseudo-celebs love their pictures taken, they didn’t manage to get in front of cameras over the past seven days! But we did manage to capture: Heidi Klum, Mauricio Umansky, Kendra Wilkinson, Chris Harrison,Andy Cohen, and more!
But just wait until Saturday’s Twitter post – the celebs may not have been able to find the photographers this week, but they managed to take matters into their own hands with a slew of their own pictures on Twitter!
We here at Reality Tea are often just shocked to the gills by the antics of reality stars. From the products they shamelessly hawk to the ridiculous relationships to the epic fights to the hilarious outfits – the fun never stops! With all the insanity reverberating from every corner of every network, low-budget to high, we’ve often wondered… which crazy would you rather?
In order to spread the fun, we’ve decided to start a weekly game called Reality Tea: Would You Rather? And for today’s question – in honor of Real Housewives of Orange County‘s crazy reunion – and in honor of child support challenged losers; today’s Reality Tea Would You Rather is a doozy. So girls, get your birth control ready and weigh in:
Alright, kiddos – sit down, get your Orange County oranges spiked with some champagne, and join us. We’ve got some Real Housewives of Orange County drama to report. Hot on the heels of a massively popular reunion – ratings wise, at least – the girls are still defending themselves in the press.
According to LALate News over 2.5M people tuned in to watch the ladies scream at each other while Andy Cohen got attacked by a bird. How’s that for pecking order?
First up, Slave Smiley took a break from running Grayson Entertainment to give an interview to Wetpaint. I hope he got compensated for it – he has child support to pay. Among the many scintillating details Slave revealed, the in-the-know and very busy working professional disclosed that Bravo is in the midst of making some changes to the cast!
Say it ain’t so! If Kris and Bruce Jenner can’t last, than by God, who can? RadarOnline.com is reporting that the couple, who has been happily married for twenty-one years (not all of them on television, thankfully for us), is on the rocks since Kris has been in contact with former paramour Todd Waterman. He may be the same dude with which she cheated on past husband Robert Kardashian. I kid, he’s totes the same guy she seduced during her marriage to her eldest paychecks’ daughters’ father.
Bruce was allegedly devastated when he walked in on E!’s latest scripted scene his wife e-mailing the object of her former affair. What Bruce doesn’t know, according to the site, is that Kris was planning a romantic meeting with her old flame.