Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of New Jersey headed to Florida, where things were all scary murky foreshadowing and things that go bump in the night – before next week when the ghosts jump out and attack!
Melissa Gorga is euphoric because she left her four children at home in the care of eldest Joe Gorga, who resents babysitting and is just letting the younger kids smack each other and eat junk food while he threatens to break the internet like it was Juicy’s face (we all saw how successful he was at that last season!). Meanwhile mama is getting sauced up under the Florida sun and flaunting what the good doctor gave her. Of course Dina Manzo planned the trip to Boca, where everyone is 80 (or how old Dina acts) and the house looks like something out of “Miami Vice” according to Teresssssa Aprea. She’s used to that – Don Johnson is clearly Rino’s fashion inspiration.
Now, Aviva has been accused of being fake by her castmates — and most viewers — last season, but her marriage seemed pretty strong and healthy. So what reasons would she have to appear on a show where couples go through exercises and drills to help improve marriages?
The Don’t Be Tardy season finale is here and we begin with Kroy Biermann working out to get ready for the Atlanta Falcons training camp. “Eye of the Tiger” would be appropriate background music as Kroy is literally using every single machine in their home gym to get back into shape. Even their ab roller isn’t collecting dust. Impressive!
Meanwhile, Kim Zolciak is sending flip phones (how about a Dropbox video from their own phones?? Cheaper option!) to everyone that has helped Kroy with his recovery and will make a video of well wishes for him. The video will be playing at his surprise party later that week. She is also going to fly all of those people out to their home to attend the party in-person. Kim starts off the video taping their nanny, Lana, and her ode to Kroy…er, Mr. Kroy. Lana is more thankful that she has lasted as long as she has as their nanny but wishes Mr. Kroy the best of luck in camp. Amazing.
Of course Jim seems to court the publicity and love the controversy. Jim and his wife Amber Marchese, who are at the center of nearly every controversy this season, give their feedback on the show – and warns all us devoted and adoring viewers that not only does he make the show, but the Florida episode, which begins tonight, is out of control!
Jim shares [sarcastically] that the amazing amount of love he receives is the best part of being on TV. While Amber takes a more somber approach about the difficulties of being on RHONJ “I guess it didn’t sink in how much drama it would really be. How much fighting, and arguing,” she admits. “I guess you get girls together, and we’re around each other all the time, it’s gonna happen, but it didn’t sink in.”
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week! Enjoy!