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Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes have one semi-reality show under their belts – and now they’re reality TV experts? Apparently so!

Eddie and LeAnn recently shared their Do’s and Don’ts of Reality TV with the world. I guess one does not need actual viewers to become an expert, because only 374,000 watched the premiere of LeAnn & Eddie. But, hey! Famewhores everywhere thank them for the survival list!

When asked why they chose to do a reality show, LeAnn shared, “We wanted to be home with the kids. That is one of the reasons we explored this whole world. This is us taking our lives back, in a way.” Translation: reality TV is easy money for very little work or effort.  

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On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians the Kardashian Klan invaded Thailand for a family vacation. Our condolences go out to Thailand. Kim Kardashian decides to torture gift Kanye West with a book of selfies. Rob Kardashian goes MIA and Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner bicker like an old married couple, that is no longer married. Go figure.

Things kick off at Rob’s apartment. Khloe Kardashian is homeless y’all. I find it hard to believe anyone with an estimated net worth of $18 million could be homeless. Not to mention her mother has a home the size of Disneyland and her step father offered her to crash at his Malibu mansion just last episode. Nice try Khloe, but you my dear are not homeless and I don’t expect to see you at the soup kitchen anytime soon. Khloe and Rob’s relationship is borderline incestuous. Actually it’s not even borderline, it just is. Rob gifts Khloe with sex toys as a welcome present and Khloe announces she will wear lingerie for him. Khloe admits their relationship is like a married couple. I can’t believe I’m going to say this – I’m actually looking forward to Kim taking selfies.

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Joe and Melissa Gorga aren’t moving back into their former mansion in Montville, at least according to current renter/purchaser Kai PattersonThe Real Housewives of New Jersey stars aren’t being honest about several things, according to him.

Kai claims that things didn’t go in Melissa and Joe’s favor as several reports claimed after their court hearing last week.  He shared the court order and some additional information with us.   

Kai says the court hearing wasn’t anything like the news reports claimed.  “I got a fair and favorable order by the Judge yesterday. The Judge never said or alleged that Mr. Gorga was getting their property back in 17 days, or the Judge would have ordered an eviction yesterday that would require the removal in 17 days.  Nowhere in the order was an eviction granted.”

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 That was close!! Mario Singer’s ex-mistress — who continues to prove that she may have a little Fatal Attraction-thing going on– tried to confront his very-forgiving wife, Ramona Singer, last week, according to Page Six.

Real Housewives of New York City star, Ramona, was dining at her latest investment venture, restaurant Alfredo 100, when Mario’s former gal-pal apparently made quite a scene trying to confront Ramona, who apparently was saved from the entire situation by the management at the Italian eatery.

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teresa gets a dictionary from kathy

It’s nice to know that no matter how many seasons of Real Housewives of New Jersey we have, some things will remain the same. Teresa Giudice will always be delusional, Melissa Gorga will always be pretending to be someone she’s not (i.e. rich), and the fashions will always be an abomination that is almost unbelievable! 

While Teresa is in denial about potentially going to prison – and perhaps if you’re headed to prison the only way to get through is to be in denial – she’s planning for Christmas with her daughters. I will say, and I may regret saying this, Teresa seems much more humbled, sincere, and real this season.  

All the Jersians are preparing for Christmas in their own way: Dina Manzo has to put the tree outside because her hairless cat Botox is afraid of it or something. Maybe seeing his reflection in the shiny ornaments was traumatizing. Lexi is waiting for college admissions letters, but has her heart set only on NYU. Dina encourages her to throw a rock over a bridge and let go of preconceived notions of destiny. #ZenByBravo Dina needs to stop getting her life tips from old episodes of Dr. Phil

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I know y’all are sad you won’t be seeing Kody Brown’s gorgeous locks, fancy side ponytail, and denim tuxedo for a while, but alas, last night was the season finale of Sister Wives. The family is back in Las Vegas, which means no more road trip hijinks or Kody shiz shows when “someone” forgets to tightly screw in the tube on the camper’s sewage valve. Ahh, memories. Instead, the season’s final episode treated us to yet another family party. These folks have to commemorate every event with a veggie tray and mission statement, that’s for sure. 

The family is prepping for a slide show that chronicles the family since Kody’s wedding to Meri up through his (not recognized by law) union with Robyn. Good times! The crafy Browns are also putting together a scrapbook of their journey through the years. Robyn is thrilled because it’s the first album in which she’ll make an appearance. Self-absorbed much? Kody is strutting a blue tooth (what is this 2009?) and that horrible ponytail that makes him look like a cartoon samurai while dodging inquiries from Christine and daughter Aspyn about Robyn’s growing belly. He fumbles over a “no, she’s not pregnant, what are you talking about?” statement while grinning ear to ear. Don’t ever play poker, Kody. Really. Don’t. 

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Real Housewives of New Jersey season premiere

Last week Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s much-hyped sixth season premiered. And unfortunately even unveiling Teresa Giudice‘s legal mess or Dina Manzos return didn’t entice viewers to tune in!

After three seasons of family feuding and recycled story lines focused on negativity, have viewers grown tired of RHONJ? Has the magic worn off? Once Bravo’s most popular Housewives franchise the ladies of the garden state have been eclipsed by Georgia peaches as Real Housewives of Atlanta ratings have skyrocketed. 

Perhaps viewers don’t believe Bravo that this will finally be a ‘new’ New Jersey. I guess we’ll have to wait and see!

 

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Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere

As always, it has been a busy week for reality TV news, filled with ups, downs, and drama surrounding the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Joe Gorga owes NJ big bucks and wants his mansion back from Kai, Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga are still at odds, and Jim Marchese hustled to clear his name amid scandalous rumors

In case you missed it, in the feel good news department, Reality Tea kicked off a Fundraiser for Detroit Public Schools Foundation on GoFundMe.

PHOTOS

Fundraiser premiere party for RHONJ

Jill Zarin’s 2nd Luxury Ladies Luncheon

Premiere party for Game of Crowns

Family photos from the reality TV stars

Behind the scenes of Don’t Be Tardy

Brandi, Farrah, and more out and about

RECAPS

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta: Scandal in Atlanta Debut

Bachelorette parties in Vegas on Little Women LA

Kroy and Kim welcome twins on Don’t Be Tardy

Tamra lies on Real Housewives of Orange County

Carole’s birthday on Real Housewives of New York

The road trip from hell continues on Sister Wives

Season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Khloe’s Struggle

REALITY NEWS

Disturbing look inside Kanye and Kim’s relationship

Welcome to the world, Meilani Alexandra Mathews

Details about Apollo Nida’s probation and restitution

Camille Grammer files counter suit against Dimitri

Farrah Abraham thinks Fox News hacked her website

Massive brawl at the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion

Brandi Glanville promotes her “Blunders Block” app

NeNe Leakes shows off her trashed customized Birkin

Shannon Beador calls out Tamra Barney’s pot stirring

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