"I dedicate this book to all the men I've loved before and to all the single people looking for love in this world: keep hope alive, learn from my mistakes, and by all means #KeepItSexy," Brandi begins after telling us P.S. "Social media is ruining romance". Yes, Brandi and so are drunken tabloid photos.
With an introduction titled "How To Get Screwed" (the first line of which is "F–k me."), you know you're in for a wild ride! Brandi gives a ton of anecdotes and continues with her theme of interweaving hashtags throughout the text as if twitter truly is writing this book.
A snippet of the introduction and the first chapter are below!
Look below to see how a few of our favorite reality TV stars spent Super Bowl Sunday – including Scheana Marie, Joanna Krupa, Snooki, Kyle Richards, and more! Slim pickings for photos this year! Did you watch the Super Bowl?
The Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa has been vocal lately about the wish to transfer Housewives franchises so she can be closer to "home" in L.A. TMZ caught up with her and Romain Zago at the airport. Jo dished on Real Housewives of Miami cancelation rumors, why she couldn't move to the OC show, and why she'd love to have a one-on-one with Brandi Glanville.
On the possibility that RHOM is going to be canceled, "You know what, it's hard for me to say, but no matter what happens I'm very grateful. It saved our relationship, we had an amazing wedding. That's the most important thing and we're really just focusing on opening up a place here (L.A.) and I'm focusing on myself right now more than anything."
Do you live in or around Nashville? Do you have "legitimate" friends and a life most would envy? Do you appear to be between the ages of 18 and 24? If so, then MTV is interested in filming you for a reality show about really, really beautiful, rich, drama-filled people who live in Music City.
I'm guessing that if you're thirty-plus, you can still try to get on the show if you look like you could pass for a young twenty-something…be forewarned though! These are the skeletons that come sprinting out of the closet when you subject yourself to reality television!
Anyway, this time Jenelle is like trying to prove to us that she's turned her life around, is with a decent guy, and is ready to like do the whole mom thing for real. Just ignore everything you're about to see on this season of Teen Mom 2, mmmkay.
Unfortunately for Jenelle, nothing she does is without drama. In this case she's furious that so-called friends revealed the baby's sex to In Touch Weekly. “It’s a boy,” a source close to Nathan Griffithshared.
“Jenelle and Nathan already have the name picked out, it’s KaiserGriffith. She already had the names picked out, if it was a girl it would have been Lydia Marie. No middle name yet for Kaiser.” Kaiser… Hmmm…
Can you believe it's already February? Please join RT in wishing the happiest of birthdays to stars of Big Rich Texas, Jersey Shore, and Mob Wives! Of course, who could forget everyone's favorite original reality star? That's hot!
So the Seahawks pulled a major upset on the Broncos last night! As someone who found out who was playing on Wednesday, I was super excited to see the team I chose based on ridiculous reasoning win the Super Bowl. I am slightly obsessed with Richard Sherman's father and I think we could all take a lesson from his humble playbook. Did someone say "humble?" That said, let's dish about Kim Kardashian's hair!
Apparently after a few months of being (somewhat) blonde, Kim realized that she wasn't having more fun. What's a girl to do? Well, if you're Kimmie Kakes, you go back to your normal hair color and make sure it's documented by the paps and various forms of social media. Welcome back, brunette Kim. Welcome back.