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Last night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the ladies bored us to death and then got crotchety and bitchy at Portia's fourth birthday party. I don't know about you, but I always aim to get my drunk on and cause some trouble near the ring-around-the-faux-unicorn corral. Don't step in the shit, girls! 

Before all that there were Househusbands in heels, some really bizarre timing, and a peace offering tree trunk that landed like deadweight and the fall was heard round the BH. Oh, and stage moms from hell! Weeee!

Watching this show makes me think that the zombie apocalypse will come from fillers and Botox eating the brains of the living and causing us to look like melted wax-faced drones incapable of moving our faces and conveying emotions. Brainless and melty faced, the streets of Beverly Hills will be filled with ladies hobbling around similarly to the way Paul Nassif and Mauricio Umansky did in their heels. 

So things begin with Kyle Richards and Adrienne Maloof spending my yearly paycheck on clothes for Portia. Is $300 the standard budget for a birthday present there or is this just price inflation at work because four-year-olds spill a lot and do not need zillion dollar wardrobes (or birthday parties).

Of course the real reason for this shopping trip had absolutely nothing to do with poor scapegoated Portia; the real reason was so Adrienne could talk about her nemesis, Lisa Vanderpump. Apparently Adrienne is ready to put the past behind her but Lisa is unwilling to forgive, that makes Lisa "childish."

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I just don't know what to say about these two. One minute after Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif settled their divorce which apparently included a close to 50/50 custody split the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star rushed her son to the hospital. 

Adrienne claimed her six-year-old son Christian had several broken fingers after being with Paul and she not only took him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, but she involved LA Child Services to investigate the matter!

According to TMZ, Adrienne told doctors the injuries were sustained when Paul and their son were "playfully kicking each other" and then Paul pushed Christian to the ground causing the injuries. 

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After months of acrimonious (and scandalous) accusations at the hand of one chef, one Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, and several gossip stories later, Paul Nassif and Adrienne Maloof came to a divorce settlement quickly, quietly, and without much fanfare!

Sources tell TMZ that once the money matter was settled, the parties agreed to dissolve their marriage no problem! Apparently the secret sauce to working things out was getting extended families involve. Both Paul's brother Chris Nassif and Adrienne's brother Joe Maloof led the pair through financial mediation so no one felt they were getting screwed. 

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See, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, divorces don't need to drag on and on and on!  In what started out as a very bitter break up between Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif has taken a turn for the better.  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars have hashed out their divorce details and agreed on a settlement already! 

The former couple released a joint statement today:

"We're happy to announce we have reached agreement on a settlement.  There has been so much untrue negative innuendo and destructive rumors beyond our control … We want the best for each other and we're confident we can help each other make a continuing positive impact with our children. Our goal is for our children to have stable and nurturing relationships with both of us so we can all find as much happiness as possible. We appreciate the good wishes we continue to receive from our supporters around the world."

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Finally, a new housewife that I'm super excited to see!  I have always held a special place in my heart for the ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  It's not because I like their personalities more than the women of the other franchises.  I think I'm just enthralled with their amazing lifestyles.  They are head and shoulders above the other housewives when it comes to vacation homes, couture, and bling.  I'm addicted!

What's even more exciting about the RHOBH cast is that the newbies are stirring up more drama than their veteran counterparts.  You have to love when a new addition comes into the situation with guns blazing.  It's awesome.  Having already decided that Yolanda Foster was going to be my dark horse favorite, I am disappointed in myself for not giving more credit to Marisa Zanuck.  As viewers, we haven't been introduced to this firecracker yet, but she's already schooled in working the media.  How can you not respect that?

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Dear ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,

Smearing a bunch of concealer on your lips is not cute – it's disturbing. Just as wearing "suntan" pantyhose is not cute. Why do you want to look lip-less? Especially when you've surgically enhanced them already?

I'm beginning to think that Bravo's wealthiest zip code is about to need a MAC Cosmetics intervention. Let's get the stars of RuPaul's Drag Race in there and show these girls how it's done. Adrienne Maloof, Yolanda Foster, and Taylor Armstrong – I am looking at you. 

On the bright note, Splits Richards only wore ONE caftan-y garment last night. That's like some kind of reality TV milestone, right?

Also what think you of the intros. I thought they were all cute, HOWEVER Taylor's about 'working too hard for this zip code' was not appropriate in my opinion. 

So let us begin… Lisa Vanderpump levitates above these ladies like the fabulous beacon of pink glow that she is. She is the goddess of this bunch, like Glenda The Good Witch on Wizard of Oz. And now she has moved to a fabulous new home – far more chic than her old overblown digs. That closet. Her glow-y, plush bedroom. I really wish Lisa would adopt me and then I could throw away all her pink satin blouses embellished by Pandora's bedazzler and we'd be one big happy, wine-sipping family. 

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If there's one word that isn't in Brandi Glanville's vocab, it would have to be "sugar-coated".  One of the things I adore about Brandi's sassy style is that she just says whatever is on her mind.  She doesn't worry about being PC, nor does she care that others will get ticked at her.  Brandi doesn't hide a single thought.

A perfect example is her most recent interviewBrandi let it all hang out – addressing her issues with Taylor Armstrong and Adrienne Maloof, explaining how hard it was to get used to the craziness of the show and more!

Brandi says that the drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the real deal.  Including the infamous "Games Night" episode last year when Kim Richards hid her crutches.  Brandi says nobody could help her out of that situation.  "I’m still scarred from that night. When I watch that scene, I get knots in my stomach, because I remember how horrible it was. I was crying at one point (during filming), and I remember one of the producers—you can’t break the wall, but there are producers everywhere—and I was like, I just want to leave, can someone get my crutches? And his face, he couldn’t do anything. I wasn’t used to it yet, so I didn’t know, like, no one could do anything. I was like, get me the f*** out of here."

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Gracious alive, those women from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have more money than they know what to do with!  When they're done installing five-star spas into guest houses, purchasing 10,000 square foot vacation homes, and buying a fleet of private jets, what do they do with the extra money?  Do they bathe in it?  Set it on fire and laugh?  Use it as toilet paper?  I am just so enthralled.

All of the women on this franchise are rich beyond my wildest imagination, but given recent and past turmoil, it just goes to show that money can't buy you happiness.  It also can't prevent one from having to go through awful experiences.  I think I'll stay comfortably poor, a-thank-you-very-much!

Today's RHOBH news focuses on Adrienne Maloof who is going through a contentious divorce with plastic surgeon husband Paul Nassif, as well as housewife newbie Yolanda Foster who has endured several health scares in the past.  None of it is pretty, and it makes me very thankful for my meager lifestyle.

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