Last week was a sad, sad week indeed. One of my favorite drama-seeking, delusional, Jimblob hugging, goofballs with a heart of gold and brain of hairspray decided to flee the coop and leave Real Housewives of Orange County!
Oh Alexis Bellino… why? Why you do this to me? Who will be the burst of ridiculous in a sea of bitches who take themselves way, way too seriously? I blame Gretchen Hiss-tine Bootay for this! To commemorate one of my favorite delusional blondes with boobs as big as the Hollywood Hills I now present, Jesus Barbie: A Retrospective. Let’s recap some of Alexis’ greatest moments, shall we?
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