I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news – and please don't blame the messenger – but if you were dying to have something in common with Evelyn Lozada (and thousands of other women) and see Chad Johnson naked, you've lost your chance!
Days after a verified Chad sex tape started circling round the net, the Basketball Wives star contacted the FBI to open a fornication file about its illegal distribution, which he claims was hacked from his cell phone. And who keeps sex tapes on their phone I wonder? Kris Jenner? Kim K?
So, this is surprising. NOT! Too bad it didn't hit the market in time for Christmas but Evelyn Lozada's ex-husband Chad Johnson is a sex tape star – and he admits it!
And no, Evelyn isn't in it! The tape contains Chad and two other women and was made about three years ago in Florida. No word on whether or not Chad was dating Basketball Wives star Evelyn at the time! Chad insists he never wanted the tape to go public. But yeah, that's what they all say!
Shocking news, y'all! I know you are going to be floored when you hear this…because it totally wasn't anything you were expecting to hear! Basketball Wives star Tami Roman is claiming that the fifth season will stay away from lady drama and focus on the women's families. Did you ever think you'd hear that announcement? Shaunie O'Neal's PR people must be working overtime. These girls must think their fan base is totally idiotic.
Let's get this straight, we have four seasons of bottle throwing, weave pulling, bad press, and negative viewer response, and we're all just supposed to forget about it because now your focusing on families? It's a brilliant marketing ploy if I've ever heard one…if the watchers of BBW were ten years old! Am I being too harsh?
Evelyn Lozada has the unique distinction of having the shortest marriage in reality TV history. She's even beat out the illustrious record set by Kim Kardashian. Of course, Evelyn has a much better reason for her divorce from Chad Johnson than Kim ever did. Not only was Chad abusive towards Evelyn, she also caught him cheating mere weeks after their million dollar wedding which was also filmed for their now canceled spinoff Ev & Ocho.
Evelyn and Chad quickly divorced but the Basketball Wives star reveals that she's having trouble moving on and is left with lingering questions about what led her husband to cheat.
"I haven't spoken to Chad, we can't – we have a 'no contact' clause, but I hear things," Evelynshares with RadarOnline. "I moved out, I took my clothes and I never looked back. I never went back to the house to pack my stuff, I had someone pack it, and I pretty much moved on with my life."
Oh Evelyn Lozada. You keep doing your thing, and I'll continue to have a job. It's a win-win! Geez, the Basketball Wives star needs to teach a class at a local college called Staying Relevant 101. Perhaps it could parlay into an upper lever professorial career. If there is one thing that Evelyn knows, it's how to throw a wine bottle keep her name in the media. Surely it has to get exhausting, right?
Not only has Evelyn just unveiled her new PETA photo shoot, she's also responding vehemently to haters. I KNEW it! All of Ev's fur vests were faux, and her leather boots/gladiator footwear/snakeskin stilettos were so fake. She's a friend of animals even if she's not a friend of actual humans. Evelyn is so multi-faceted. Don't you agree? I know you don't, and I love you all for it!
Evelyn joins the ranks of Bethenny Frankel,Joanna Krupa (who has posed more than once) and so many more who have shed their clothes for their very own poster. Well, The Situation posed, but kept his pants on (ha! there's a first). Is Evelyn's poster tasteful or tacky?
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Holy majoley! I wonder how much Shaunie O'Neal pays her minions on Basketball Wives. Former star Royce Reed (who got the ax from the upcoming season) apparently didn't make much, although that makes sense considering Shaunie couldn't stand her anyway.
Royce and her ex-boyfriend are now embroiled in a bitter custody dispute, and she's asked the judge to have her son's father pay her legal fees because she can't afford to play hardball like he can. Of course, her ex is NBA star Dwight Howard who reportedly makes millions each MONTH (!!!), so it's no shocker that her BBW earnings would pale in comparison.