Last night on Couples Therapy the brilliant professionalism that is Dr. Jenn Berman explored *gasp* secrets. Secrets soooo big, and soooo deep, and soooo like secrety that the cameras had to be turned off on Farrah Abraham so Farrah could secret in secret. And also scrunch up her face while stage whispering, aka cry.
Other than that, Ghostface's secret girlfriend Latrice came to the house to discover that Ghost also has a secret girlfriend named Kelsey. In the world of Ghost this is just how he gets his mack on, in the world of the rest of us, Ghost should just give up the ghost and accept that he's a middle-aged man with a midlife crisis. Oh, did I say that out loud? Cause I wish Dr. Jenn would have! Basically what I'm saying here is that last night's Couples Therapy was about one singular sensation who no one would ever date and one menage-a-trois dysfunctional relationship. So like where the couples at?
No one likes Farrah.I mean of course not - she makes condescending snarky comments to everyone, walks around with her fake nose in the air, and acts like it's all their faults she's a liar. Also everyone sees through her. Taylor Armstrong slurs that the "floral skirts with ballet flats aren't fooling me." Exactly how is Taylor getting sloshed every night "therapeutic"?
A few days before the wedding, Bonnie Blossman tweeted, "Jason and I have turned this wedding into our 24/7 day and night jobs. Although this has been fun, I'm glad my other child has a penis." HAHA! Even exhausted, Bonnie's able to find the funny!
Style released the sneak peek video of the Bonnie Blossman and Whitney Whatley focused Big Rich Texas spinoff yesterday. The video's label – Big Rich Texas season 4 premiere – confused fans on Twitter. Too funny – I was so excited to see the clip, I didn't even notice the stinking label.
"Technically, we are still Big Rich Texas, but with our spinoff show that is our version of season 4," explained Bonnie. "Our family is the focus, primarily surrounding Whit's pregnancy, and it's six episodes long. No drama, mostly comedy. MUCH more lighthearted and fun filming with family and friends."
I checked out Big Rich Texas for the first time last season and immediately fell in love with Bonnie and her family. Words cannot express how much I look forward to watching Whitney and Brandon "Booger" Overbey prepare for – and meet! – their daughter, Rhythm Myer.
I don't think I have to tell y'all how flipping excited I am!
Following the birth of her daughter, Whitney said, “It was surreal seeing Rhythm Myer for the first time after having her to myself for nine months. I wasn't sure if I was ready to share her with the world, but she is my life and I love her more than words can express. I am truly excited to be a mother!”
What does Bonnie think about all these changes? Read on!