Last night on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills things officially went to the dark side. Kim Richards lost her marbles in a cesspool of deflection, hysterics, and venomous rage. Don’t fear the reaper, or the coming of wrinkles, fear the KimKillah – who will bring the wrinkles and the emotional eating out in force!
Can I snark at the total break from reality I just witnessed? Eh – I’m going to, so don’t you worry your pretty little heads – or you may need Botox!
As soon as the ladies check into to their Amsterdam hotel they are met by the reassuring presence of Lisa Vanderpump and Eileen Davidson, walking into the unknown pit of Kingsleys. Lisa Rinna calls them “a lifeboat.” Sadly, they will prove to be as effective as the Titanic lifeboats.
Immediately Lipsa fills them in on the time Kim ruined her experience riding on the YoDa Aeronautic Private JetPlex and she was put off the two bites of artisinal crullers she was about to indulge in – only because she heard they were artfully glazed with a natural form of botox made from a very rare fish found only in the Nile River, deep in the Heart Of Darkness. “You know,” purred Yolanda Foster, “It’s the only way I ever consume sugar.”
“It was super dramatic. It was emotional,” Andy revealed on an Ask Andy segment. “There was an 11th hour smoking gun that was revealed… which was amazing.” Many of the issues reportedly centered around Kim Richards‘ and Kyle Richards‘ relationship.
Hmmm… what do you think the bombshell is – and who do you think it’s about?! And more importantly, who do you think revealed it?
After forming a connection with Leeza Gibbons while competing on Celebrity Apprentice, Brandi says she and the season 14 winner are working on a top-secret project together. Leeza is a guest on Brandi’s podcast today, where I presume they’ll discuss plans.
About thescavenger hunt, Brandi gushed, “Not just any scavenger hunt, but a Beverly Hills scavenger hunt on Rodeo Drive. Well, hey, it’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so why not? I personally thought it was a welcome change and a chance to have some fun and share it with the fans. Despite Yo’s health, she is a really positive, uplifting spirit, and I am thankful she brings fun to our group.” Ha. At least until someone orders a chocolate milkshake.
“The Fantastic Race was fun. Sort of. The idea of a scavenger hunt with teams was great and intentions were in the right place, but you let some Housewives run loose on a hot day in the streets of Beverly Hills with specific rules to follow, and sh-t is bound to hit the fan,” Lisa said about Yolanda Foster‘s scavenger hunt. “Complaints ran amok, rules were broken, a lot of dairy was consumed, and tour buses were hijacked. But what can I say other than I was more than happy and willing to support Yolanda. Congratulations to Eileen Davidson for holding her team together and pulling off the win.” No. Easy. Feat. with Kim.
Last night on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills we dismantled the rambles of Kim Richards, warbled together with the whir of the YoDa Private Aeronautic Experience (MyLoveAir) as Kimterrorization continued. Kim really needs to come with instructions if she’s going to act like Kingsley all the time! You know what they say: like mother, like Pit Bull! I hope Lisa Rinna brought her Louis Vuitton bodybag with her on this trip, because the way things are going – someone is gonna need it! Especially since the Fosters definitely roll gangsta in the trip department – shi, shi, shi!
Before we hit the high airs to Amsterdam, Yolanda Foster hosts a scavenger hunt around Beverly Hills. You would think an event about competitive shopping would be fun for our ladies, but Yo had to go ahead and ruin it by forcing them to wear sneakers and drink a milkshake.
Yolanda had custom made “Dream Team” t-shirts in a variety of colors for the ladies,. including extra-special throwback Camille Grammer, who was scoring points based on most pernicious behavior. Naturally Brandi Glanville was the champion of the world.
Referring to Kyle’s relationship with Brandi as coming “full circle,” Lisa is sympathetic to how that is negatively affecting things with Kim. “I understand clearly that she is having a troubled time reconciling the demise of her relationship with Brandi and the closeness between her sister and Brandi. It was all was a little difficult to digest,” says the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star.
Steve asks Brandi if she and Kenya Moore have smoothed things over since Celebrity Apprentice finished. “No. I think you need to set HER up because she needs to be loved more than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.”