2014 was a year for law breaking, court cases, tax issues, and bankruptcies from our favorite reality TV stars.
Below, we’ll update you on who owes what, whose divorce is a mess, who is suing, who is being sued, and who’s going to prison! In addition to adding several new cases to the rosters of law-dabbling reality stars, some stars continued to battle existing cases – such as Jacqueline Laurita‘s and Sonja Morgan‘s bankruptcies.
Meanwhile other stars finally resolved long-standing issues. Undoubtedly the biggest legal drama of the year was Teresa Giudice finally facing a judge and being sentenced to 15 months in prison after pleading guilty to 4 counts of fraud, which all began way back in 2009 when the Real Housewives Of New Jersey star filed for bankruptcy for an incredible $13 million dollars of debt!
Hey guys – Brandi Glanville doesn’t like people who hold grudges, which is why she’s been whining about Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes for the last zillion years. Ok, Ok… maybe an unfair example, but what I really mean is Brandi doesn’t like people who hold grudges against her for her bad behavior. So basically she doesn’t like being held accountable, so stoppit Lisa Vanderpump!
All Brandi wants for Christmas is for Lisa to show up at her Housewarming Party way out in the valley, which is a place Lisa hasn’t been since 1977 when after partying with the Rolling Stones they got lost searching for Keith Richards’ sanity. It happens. Anyway, Lisa has never managed to find her way back there again and for that reason, Brandi accuses her of holding onto anger and blaming her for everything. OMG!
This week the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills attended a soiree at Kyle Richards which was masquerading as a casual BBQ, or the way ‘Look how rich I am Kathy Hilton!’ Kyle throws a BBQ (without Coors Light, hot dogs, or chips & dip, which is how ‘Look How Not Rich I Am World!’ me throws a BBQ). Brandi expects us to believe she had fun pestering Lisa all over the smallest house in BH.
Being friends with the often lewd and crude Brandi Glanville can be a real challenge, but her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Yolanda Foster is up for the task. This week on Watch What Happens Live, Yolanda was asked about her friendship with Brandi and she explained that she refuses to kick her to the curb. She compares it to a misbehaving child or dog.
Eileen Davidson is finally mingling with the group. They start her off gently, with the upper echelons of Malibu society, to ease her into the currant of RHOBH, by sending her off to lunch with Yolanda Foster, as supervised by Lipsa. Eileen is surprised to learn she and Yolanda have several things in common: children, anguish over the amount of work required of bossing servants around, and a propensity for micromanaging toilet cleaning. Yolanda expects us to believe she cleans her own toilets. Correction: I believe she cleans My Love‘s toilet so she has an excuse to snoop through his personal quarters. You know, just in case he has a few wayward piano keys or Grammys tucked away!
Eileen and Yolanda get along famously. Lisa is relieved. Her job here is done – now she can move on to more pressing personal matters, traveling to her hometown of Medford, OR to help her parents move out of her childhood home. To say it’s sad is an understatement, but it’s also touching and a really nice illustration that Lipsa has a kind soul, a good heart, and a down-to-earth, lovable spirit. She brings her teenaged daughters along with her. They are scoffish about Medford – even Lisa admits she never felt like she fit-in in small-town Oregon, because she was always dying to breakout her inner fabulosity – or her hoo-ha, preferably both (she admitted to wearing skirts so short you could practically see her “hoo-ha”).
Brandi Glanville has never met a bitch she likes! Rocking some serious winged eyeliner (Lord does she need to fire whomever is in charge of her face), she spouts off about everyone in the entertainment industry from Lisa Vanderpump to Justin Bieber in a celebrity edition of The Name Game.
Last week after an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Brandi did a little Q&A with Andy. Joanna Krupa was one of the first subjects brought up. It went a little like this: Brandi asked him, “When was the last time you spoke to Joanna Krupa?” Andy replied that it was at the Real Housewives of Miami reunion. Brandi sniped, “Did you get food poisoning from the bad sushi that night?” Referring to the fishy vagina debacle from over a year ago. Brandi added, “She’s stunning. You can’t help the odor situation.”
With Andy in the hot seat, Brandi asked, “When was the last time you spoke to Joanna Krupa?” Andy said the Miami reunion. “Did you get food poisoning from the bad sushi that night?” snickered the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. “She’s stunning. You can’t help the odor situation.”
Kyle opened up about Brandi‘s insults in a recent interview. “I honestly don’t listen to one thing she says anymore,” she insisted. “If she had said something like this a few years ago, I would have been upset, hurt, and so offended, but now I feel like I don’t pay attention to one thing that comes out of her mouth.”