And now Lea Black decided to diss both Joanna and Brandi in a tweet in an obvious bid to get some attention. The ironic part about this whole thing is that Joanna made this way more dramatic and public than it ever was by dragging it out with this slander lawsuit. Because now, even more people are talking about the alleged scent of her vaginal area.
This week’s Famously Single is all about that low-hanging fruit. This group of Singletons isn’t just dysfunctional, but super lazy when it comes to dating. Instead of learning any useful tools on this mess of a reality show, the cast members would rather just try and hook up with whoever is still ripe for the pickin’ in the house. I don’t know how many days they have actually all been stuck together, but I suppose finding someone in the house left to hook up with is like shooting fish in a barrel. Ready, aim, fire!
Brandi Glanville and Calum Best are still dramatically working through another pointless argument about jealousies over their pseudo-relationship. In case you missed it (or in case your brain exploded from all the nonsense) last week, Brandi is upset that Calum said he would go out on a date with someone from the blind mixer, then backtracked and said he would go out with Brandi instead. She doesn’t want to be anyone’s second choice, especially not someone as lame as Calum. OK, I added that last part but you get the idea.
Aside from hearing his name get thrown around in reference to the famous (and semi-famous) women that he has bedded, I really didn’t know much about Calum Best before I started watching the show Famously Single. Yes, I know that his father is a famous soccer player, but that’s all I got.
Watching him on the show, he seems charming and genuine with his desire to be in a relationship and with his interest in fellow cast member Brandi Glanville. I even find myself rooting for these two when I watch the episodes, but apparently Calum is not feeling the same way.
The ex-Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star is demanding financials and tax returns from Joanna in order to have the case dismissed. Brandi is seeking to prove Joanna was a Florida resident when she filed the suit in California (Joanna has residences in both states), and to investigate Joanna’s claims that Brandi’s comments ruined her reputation and costed her jobs.
The broken record of broken daters continues on Famously Single and as we start another episode, no one fits into that category better than resident Shallow Hal, Josh Murray (yeah, the guy from The Bachelorette who isn’t even famous enough to have a Wikipedia page).
Josh is flipping through Instagram and complaining to Aubrey O’Day about how women need to measure up to his standards. Aubrey makes a valiant effort to explain to him that what he sees on Instagram is not exactly real, but you can see his beady little fame-seeking eyes glossing over as visions of fake boobies dance in his head.
Well, those of you who have been missing Brandi’s antics on RHOBH may be in luck. Could she becoming back? Maybe even in small doses? I wish I had an answer for you, but per the usual, Brandi hopes to get the masses speculating! As if universal dog-loverLisa Vanderpump wouldn’t serve Andy CohenWacha on a silver platter if he so much as suggested a Brandi return… 😉
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
ABOVE: Yolanda Hadid shared, “Silence is loaded with answers. #Morning #Meditation #Seattle”