I remember hearing that Lisa Vanderpump was going to get the bad edit (the "Camille" if you will) this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I thought to myself, "How is that even a possibility?" Well, Brandi Glanville has certainly done her best (with the help of old Kyle "Splits" Richards) to paint Lisa as some sort of brain melding, manipulative evil genius. And guess, what? It totally backfired. I don't know about you, but to me, the only thing more vanderfabulous than a flawless Lisa is a flawless Lisa who needs a hug because she's human and has hurt feelings thanks to horrible friends.
Even Yolonda Foster (who is her own brand of lemony perfection), has been giving Lisa the side-eye, but it's all incredibly unwarranted. What did Lisa do to any of these ladies besides throw glamorous parties and have a biting sense of humor? They probably hate Giggy, too. Imbeciles. Lisa doesn't even retaliate in her RHOBH blog, which is pretty much the standard place for the ladies' usual passive aggression. This week, she just sounds so defeated. In her Bravo blog, Lisa begins, "And here we are again. Another week has flown by."
Brandi Glanville and Kyle Richards bonded over how muchLisa Vanderpump is a manipulative wench out to destroy people. Oh wait… that's probably actually Kyle, because according to Brandi KYLE is the one spreading rumors that Lisa was a bankrupt former Valley girl! Oh good gravy…can Brandi ever accept accountability for her actions?
Dishing to E! News about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, her tempestuous falling out with Lisa, and how she knows about Lisa's so-called finances, Brandi says it's all Kyle's fault!
"The one thing I do want to clear up is that I don't know if Lisa and Ken lived in Calabasas and filed for bankruptcy," Brandi backtracks. "KyleRichards told me, I looked it up and on this site where you pay $9.99 it said yes, they lived off Mulholland drive in Calabasas." Oh this is TOO funny!
It's a well-established fact that Brandi Glanville never knows when to shut up – add a few glasses of vino to the mix and it's a really dire situation. This Monday, Brandi appeared on WWHL where she complained to her boss Andy Cohen that Vanderpump Rules is "scripted".
“She is crazy… I don’t know what’s up her a–,” Scheanatold Radar Online. As for the accusation that she flirted with JR, Scheana states Brandi was too drunk to know who JR even was! “Brandi was really drunk that night, so maybe she thought something happened that really didn’t. I had a two second encounter with her date…. Trust me, if I was flirting with her date the entire night, the cameras would have caught it and Bravo would have aired it.” I have to agree with Scheana there!
Many, many seasons ago Splits Richardswas the queen's lady-in-waiting, but she aspired to be the queen. She teamed up with an evil stepsister named Adrienne and was exposed for talking ish about the queen and conspiring to tear her down. She even compared the queen's ruling to a mad, mad game of chess!
The queen was hurt so she built a beautiful fortress high in the hills surrounded by roses, which are very beautiful and fragrant but guard their beauty with thorns. Meanwhile the lady-in-waiting wilted and wilted until all the was left was a sad mass of yesteryear's hair. She desperately wanted a place in the sun again and begged the queen for forgiveness. The queen reminded her that she had looked into her crystal ball – Swarvoski crystal, hand-cut and cast, mind you – and realized that the friendship had never been true because once people show themselves to you, the giggy is up.
After tonight's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville was Andy's guest on Watch What Happens Live. She was initially supposed to be paired up with Denise Richards, but Jenny McCarthy stepped in. We were sort of expecting a dishy episode since Jenny and Brandi are both so outspoken, but it was fairly mild.
Andy kicks things off by showing Brandi a clip of Kenya's slam last night on WWHL. Brandi says, "I agree with her that it was an assholic thing to say. But I still think she needs some..something. The dark dark makeup, it's like really ashy and weird." When Andy says she almost apologized and then took it back, Brandi says "I learned from Vanderpump how to do that".
Andy jumps right in and asks Kenya about the ladies saying that she "rushed" Christopher in the brawl at NeNe's pillow party. "First of all, you can't rush in six inch heels. I stood up very calmly and began to walk across the room. No one rushed anyone. "
Andy says, "NeNe said you were wearing a diapers, by the way". Kenya replied, "Well at least I could fit in a child's diaper and not an adult diaper like some of us."