Here’s what I was doing instead of writing a Vanderpump Rules recap: researching Captain Picard cookie cutters on the internet. But honestly, that might not be so far off-base. Any Star Trek TNG fans out there? Well, you should be – it would be super great if Captain Picard could beam down and save this mess from itself, because NO ONE interesting this season. Except James Kennedy, but that’s beside the point.
I’m supposed to be all bent out of shape and emotionally invested because Jax Taylor finally manned up enough to dump Brittany Cartwright. She reacted by storming out of their apartment amid a stream of twang-laced obscenities (which sounds like what happens when you mix Tang with beer from an aluminum can) and Jax reacted by stress-eating himself a piece of greasy leftover pizza then strolling down the hall to Tom and Katie’s.
All it took for Jax to reach this inevitable conclusion was cheating with a friend, several screaming fights, a threatened moved to Florida for a fake job, a meltdown that nearly got him fired, meddling friends, a fake first date with a fake crush, the return to an abandoned identity, and one reiki instructor who fled to Africa! I mean would you stick around for the fall-out of that mess?
Normally, it’s a bad thing for a reality TV to get less screen time than they have during previous seasons of the show, but that really doesn’t seem to be the case when it comes toKristen Doute on Vanderpump Rules. As a loyal viewer, I sure do miss her “crazy,” but as a fan, it just seems like she’s in a happy, stable relationship that doesn’t make for a great story line.
Kristen and her man Brian Carter have been going strong for a long time, but he hasn’t really been on the show much. So is there trouble in paradise? Are they even in a relationship anymore? Kristen set the record straight with a tweet.
Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute hasn’t worked at SUR in a long time, but the reality star has plenty to dish about her time at the restaurant. In a new game of “never have I ever” with Us Weekly, she spills on SUR, James Kennedy, and more!
Kristen shares what things she has posted on social media and later regretted: “I regret every photo that I’ve ever posted of James Kennedy and myself on Instagram, that I hopefully have been able to go back and delete.” She may have deleted them from Instagram, but she says they’re also saved to Facebook and they love to remind her with the “memory” pop up every so often.
For the past few years, the identity of Stassi’s vengeful ex has been kept a secret. Now Stassi is opening up about the incident and she is naming names- well, a name. And it’s a very familiar name, but it might not be who you suspect.