Last night on the finale of a very convoluted season of Real Housewives Of Orange County, Jesus made an appearance. Seriously – Jesus should sue this show for defamation and slander.
Tamra Judge claims she’s found Jesus after a tumultuous and painful year, so she wants to share her spiritual emergence to prove she’s changed. She may have swapped a black lace catsuit for a white bandage dress, but something tells me underneath it all she’s still the same old Tamra. And no amount of dunking herself in a pool surrounded by sycophants with television aspirations (and fear of their own murky lives floating to the top) is going to wash away her Tamra-ness. Possibly I’m just a cynic for satan?
Vicki Gunvalson may have a very dubious relationship with the truth, but she’s certainly believable in one regard: Satan IS confusing! And he was doing some of his best work last night – because the Devil is in the details where Brooks Ayers’s cancerous-ness is concerned.
Shannon Beador lashed out on Facebook last night after Vicki Gunvalson‘s appearance on Watch What Happens Live, warning viewers, “I’m so freaking livid right now I want to start swearing.” Shannon was most upset about Vicki calling her a liar and a TV friend, but she also called out Andy Cohen, who did not put Vicki on the spot and ask her any tough questions.
About the statement Shannon asked Andy to share on WWHL, the emotional Real Housewives of Orange County star said, “I texted a comment to Andy. On the day of the baptism, Vicki didn’t know that I had told Heather and Tamra [about the affair]. She found out after the baptism. The day after the baptism, she called Tamra and said, ‘I was the only one who knew about the infidelity.’ Tamra said, ‘Actually, no. Shannon told us on the last day of filming, before the baptism.’ She can eff off. She’s a freaking liar. She can look right in the camera, and clearly after ten years, thinks that she can say whatever she wants.”
Andy tells Vicki that Shannon Beador is still fired up over Rhonda. Shannon texted to Andy, “I understand the affair was eventually going to be featured on the show, but at the time of the baptism, Vicki thought she was the only one who knew about the devastating and heartbreaking thing that had happened to me. She didn’t know I told Tamra [Judge] and Heather [Dubrow].”
Vicki insists, “That’s not true. Tamra told me she told her.”
Are you ready for season 10 of The Real Housewives of Orange County to be OVER? Minus the multi-episode reunion, of course! Tonight you get your wish. And, according to the ladies, it will be an epic finale.
Tonight we’ll finally see Tamra Judge getting baptized with her family members and co-stars on hand. Tamra sat down with All Things Real Housewives to talk about why she chose to film such a personal event. She also gave her two cents on how Meghan King Edmonds did for her first season, and what she really thinks about Brooks Ayersand the cancer debate.
First, Meghan apologized for not blogging last week. You know, I thought there was a little less truth and justice in the world last week, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on the reason why. Now I know. “I’ve been crazy busy,” she continued. “As I write this, I’m actually relaxing on the beach, on a much need romantic getaway with my husband in Cabo! It is beautiful here and it is so nice to have time together, just the two of us, no friends, no family, and no distractions! After all my traveling lately, my trip to Cambodia, and filming the reunion, Cabo is just what I needed.”
The ladies of Real Housewives Of Orange Countyshould just become Sister Wives married to Brooks Ayers. Literally all they do is talk about him! Obsessed is putting it mildly. Unfortunately, Jesus is also being dragged into this. Save yourself Jesus, let “Saton” have the others.
According to Vicki Gunvalson, Satan (pronounced as “Saton”, which rhymes with Louis Vuitton) has infiltrated Coto and its surrounding enclaves (and Shannon Beador‘s anal cavity) to create confusion. Vicki say: Saton loves confusion! Saton say Real Housewives confused about being good friend. Yes, Saton is writing his own misfortune cookies now.
Let’s get this started! Briana is visiting, and since Brooks has been shipped off to a Motel 6 (or Jeana Keogh‘s abandoned storage shed), Briana, Ryan, and their sons are staying at Vicki’s. Home is where the heart is… unless Brooks is on the premises.
Meghan King Edmonds isn’t letting the threat of a potential lawsuit stop her! Last week Brooks Ayers revealed he sent Meghan a cease & desist letter warning her that if did not stop accusing him of faking cancer she would face a lawsuit, but Meghan isn’t worried.
Will the ladies rally around Vicki Gunvalson and prove themselves true friends? Or will Tamra Judge continue to work her pot-stirring magic behind the scenes, while fronting as Vicki’s ally? What will Brooks Ayers reveal in his one-on-one with Andy Cohen? Will Meghan finally unclench her teeth from Brooks’ medical records? Will Heather Dubrow succeed in convincing Terry to finance her dream of wallpapering the master bathroom in solid gold and outfitting her bathtub with a champagne faucet? Will David’s AFFAIR be named? Has Shannon Beador secured enough vodka lemons to cleanse her marriage?
So many questions – let’s hope all will be answered. But for now we’ll have to content ourselves with cryptic tweets and photos from yesterday’s filming!