Aaahhhh… One major holiday down, only Christmas and Hanukkah to go! Which got me thinking … what should our favorite reality TV stars be hoping to receive this year, besides coal of course?!
It’s been a year of ups and downs, and some surprising turn arounds (Ms. Kenya Moore‘s twirl of redemption, anyone?!) for our favorite reality stars. Some of them have been very good: Ho, Ho, HO! and for that they deserve a little love, but some of them deserve only coal. Below is our roundup of reality TV stars Christmas lists. Let’s hope some of them get their wishes!
Oh those Kardashians! Kris Jenner released a cookbook inspired by the favorite family recipes (those fame hungry Ks!) and recently posted a photo on instagram of her posing with legendary chef and TV personality Gordon Ramsay.
And guess who else posted that very same photo? Gordon Ramsay! Except there’s some discrepancies between the two photos: let’s pretend this is a Highlights Magazine picture search – can you spot the differences between Kris‘ photoshopped version and Gordon’s real version.
So far, nothing much has been too shocking about the divorce of Bruce and Kris Jenner. We knew they were separated, we knew they still get along, so it was just another day in entertainment news when they filed identical divorce docs earlier this week.
Which should come as no surprise if you tune into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Even after their separation in June of last year, Kris and Bruce still remained friendly, often attending family dinners together and continuing to co-parent all of their children.
But c’mon, this is a multimillion dollar divorce, someone has to be upset. Or lawyers have to be fighting somewhere behind closed doors. This cannot be so easy.
Can we all please breathe a sigh of relief? After months of rumored diva behavior from his youngest daughters, Bruce Jenner is putting his foot down on who they spend time with. And public enemy number one is rage-addled R&B star Chris Brown.
The breaking point came a few weeks ago, when the Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars attended a pre-VMA party hosted by Brown hours before bullets rang out leaving one attendee, legendary producer Suge Knight, shot six times.
Breaking point indeed! Now, let’s just see if Bruce can get Kris Jenner to back him in this necessary decision.
Things kick off with Kimmie Kakes and Bruce Jennerenjoying a father daughter lunch. Kim is on a mission to drop the post pregnancy pounds so she can squeeze into a skin tight wedding gown. Kim decides to talk Bruce through the logistics of giving her away. Apparently Kim wants a solo walk for the first leg of her aisle walk and for Bruce to collect her after she passes the first fountain. Bruce likens the whole thing to a relay race. I think he was looking for the word circus. Tom-ay-to, Tom-ah-to. Changing gears, Bruce feels like all the embellishments on Kim’s crazy shoes looks similar to his a$$ when his hemorrhoids are acting up… yep when it comes to this family nothing is off limits. I think ‘dangleberries’ may have been used in this sentence but I was too busy vomiting to be entirely sure.