Apparently immediately following a fatal car accident is a great time to for the Jenner family! Brody Jenner spoke out on how everyone is doing, talked his new show on E!, and put a stop to those engagement rumors!
Brody, the sometimes Keeping Up With The Kardashians star didn’t touch on his half-siblings, but as for his life and his brother Brandon Jenner, who is expecting his first child with wife Leah, things are “great!” like totally great in every way possible. Things are also, apparently, really great for Bruce Jenner, who may or may not be transitioning to a woman at some point, and just caused a massive car accident he may or may not be sued over. However – Bruce is free from Kris, so that probably does qualify as “great!”
Inconsequential details! “Everybody’s very happy. Everybody’s living life. And it’s a great time for all of us,” exclaimed Brody, without going into details.
We begin this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians with Scott Disick accidentally walking in on Kris Jenner in her closet while she is getting dressed. She spazzes and screams at him to get out of her space! Scott immediately runs downstairs to tell Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian that he did not intentionally try to creep on their mom and Kris whirls into the kitchen freaking out about wanting to have some private space as she flashes everyone her S&M bra under her robe. First of all ew, but also somewhat impressed as she looks good for a woman her age trying to pretend she’s 30.
Later on, Kourtney is in the kitchen with Khloe Kardashian and Khloe mentions that she thinks Scott is up to a shady business deal as all these multiple exotic cars are popping up in the driveway and there are about 10 different license plates strewn upon the counter. Like what is he up to? He could very well have a legitimate biz going on and while I don’t blame him for attempting to expand his skills of profiting outside the realms of reality TV, I highly doubt he’s doing anything resembling a la Guidice to make a buck. We’ll see what he’s up to later on.
This post came after aKeeping Up with the Kardashians scene aired in which Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian discuss Rob’s very public problems. Kim commented that Rob just needed to “get out of his funk.” Us Weekly reports an insider saying Rob basically feels Kim is two-faced. “His post was about how she seems caring in public, but he feels ignored,” says the source.
Because we live in an unfair, shallow world where Kardashianskeep making money, Kendall & Kylie Jennerare experiencing more business growth – for merely existing, I guess – while mom Kris Jenner is not having a problem finding single young men to date her in the wake of her separation from husband Bruce. Ugh!
Just months after big sister Kim’smobile app, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Universe, was released to 12 year old boys everywhere, Kendall & Kylie have announced that they too will be joining the universe Glu Mobile where you can “Create your own aspiring celebrity and rise to fame and fortune!” (according to the itunes product description).
Welcome Back Kardashians! Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashiandoing a nude photo shoot. Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.
Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.
The two most grounded, normal, and–in my opinion–gorgeous people to ever make their way onto Keeping Up with the Kardashians are sharing some exciting news. Unlike their Kardashian kounterparts, they made their announcement in a grounded, normal and–again, in my opinion–gorgeous manner…via Instagram.
Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah Felder Jenner are expecting their first child, and that is going to be one beautiful baby! Brandon is one of Bruce Jenner’s six children from three marriages, and he and Leah, along with his equally good-looking brother Brody are often featured on KUWTK. However, Brandon and his bride seem to be polar opposites from his Kardashian step-sisters. Thank goodness.
Bruce Jenner was involved in a horrific car accident this afternoon, which left one woman dead. Bruce is okay.
Eyewitnesses told police that Bruce rear ended a white car in front of him on the PCH in Malibu while driving his blue Escalade, which was towing a Polaris at the time. The collision pushed the white car into oncoming traffic and the car was then struck by a Hummer. The driver of the white car that Bruce rear ended is dead, several others involved in the crash are injured.
There are a lot of rumors surrounding Bruce Jenner, which I’ve decided not to judge. As the Keeping Up With The Kardashians patriarch divorced Kris Jenner and began taking on what many labeled a more feminine appearance, gossip swirled that Bruce is undergoing a sex change to transition to a woman – a sentiment bolstered when Bruce reportedly had a tracheal shave operation.
Bruce will be doing a sit-down with E! News where the report is he will finally be open about his sexuality and gender reassignment. Kim Kardashian recently shared that Bruce is going through a journey, one which she supports him in, yet Kris has adamantly denied Bruce is changing his gender orientation. I guess we’ll hear the truth from Bruce soon!