The rumor mill has been buzzing for months and plenty of sources claimed that the whole "Bruce getting a pad in Malibu for space" storyline was total B.S. and it turns out it was! The Keeping up with the Kardashianscouple released a joint statement this afternoon confirming they are no longer together.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <–That's not just ALL CAPS, folks. That is a legitimate scream. If that scream was in a movie, it would be the desperate cry of someone who had just fallen off the world's largest cliff, and it would be loud enough to start an avalanche on a neighboring continent. It would only be slightly less dramatic than Sally Field realizing she had eighteen personalities, her daughter was trapped in a Middle Eastern custody dispute, and her ex-husband was dressing in drag as the nanny…all at the same time. It's a true scream. But why?
Kris flippin' Jenner. That's why. Remember when rumors seemed so true that her talk show was cancelled and the world rejoiced? Yeah, me too…and I'm not even home during the day to defiantly not watch it. It looks like that call may have been premature. Thanks a lot, tiny rapper.
To K or not to K? That is the kwestion that I seriously doubt anyone cares all that much about! As the entertainment world runs out of K names (both common and out of left field), we are now opening up the guessing game to the other twenty-five letters. That should allow the name withholding to continue through the end of the summer!
For a week, the world has been waiting with baited breath (cough, cough) to find out what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will name their new addition. I'll bet they make the announcement on the day Princess Kate gives birth…
Good gracious, y'all! Nothing ever slows down if you're one of the Kardashians. First up, Bruce Jenner finally gets some press time is getting heat from step-daughter Kim Kardashian for not being Kanye West's biggest fan. His wife, Kris Jenner can't be bothered with such nonsense as she's too busy perfecting the ins and outs of her upcoming talk show. Yes, that's really going to happen.
At least there is some good news in sight for Kim. Her divorce from Kris Humphries, which seemed like it would never happen, has been finalized. The couple is no longer legally betrothed, so you can go ahead and delete their multi-million dollar nuptials from your DVR. As much as Kris Humphries wishes it never legally happened, it did, but it's over…and you can purge it from your cache. I just did.