Good gravy, these Housewives never quit, do they? I swear, if someone were filming the drama in my life, it would be almost as ridiculous. "Blogger forgot to put her trash out tonight…and she's messy! Will she be able to make it without requesting another city rolling garbage can for the street? Or will she be forced to live with the stench for yet another week? Tune in to find out what happens." I mean, seriously?
Tonight, we've got news from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Well duh. At least one of them is always doing something, aren't they? This news may actually be a bit tame. Thank goodness for small favors, right?
I’ll be honest, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the hardest show for me to watch, yet it’s also my favorite of the franchise. Adrienne Maloof and her husband Dr. Paul Nassif had my heart early on…they seem very down to earth to be on a show where the women eat diamonds and cocktail hour begins at breakfast. The RHOBH women are on another level from their Bravo counterparts. Maybe that is why it’s so hard to see some of our faves floundering in their personal lives.
Case in point? Adrienne and Paul. Their constant bickering was funny during the first season, but now, as we approach season 3, it’s become sad. It was no surprise when the news broke of the couple’s separation. The duo seems to love one another, but yet neither can miss the opportunity to call out the others’ weaknesses. That’s not good for a marriage, I guess.
Aaaahhh…villains. Like in all things storytelling, no good tale works without a villain and a hero. And of course it's the villain who causes all the drama and gives the show its luster. Reality TV is the perfect place for a crazy, scheming, venomous nut job to crop up back stab, lie, and start trouble.
While the heroes get all the fans, the villains make the show. So here's to you, Reality TV villains. And without further ado, here is Reality Tea's list of Top 11 Reality TV Villains! There's just so many good ones.
Kyle’s night ended on a comical note, as she ran out of gas on the way home. She Tweeted, “Nothing screams ‘loser” like running out of gas and having to walk home. Oh yeah, that’s right. I did that #goodtimes“. She probably should’ve called her niece, Paris Hilton, who was often spotted running out of gas – and usually getting rescued by the paparazzi who would either give her cash because she didn’t have any on her or they’d go get it for her! See the hilarious video below!
Kyle’s boutique reportedly will open its doors tomorrow.
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Quick! Somebody call the press! Oh, wait…I am pretty sure cameras were there to capture something that we have never, ever seen in the history of Bravo–or, more specifically, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. To what am I referring? You may want to sit down. You’re certainly going to need a minute to recoup. And you’re most definitely not going to believe me.
Here it is…this year, on Sunday, July 1st, Kyle “Table Splits” Richards hosted her annual White Party. She’s quite the Diddy, you know. Anyhoo, (are you sitting down?) word on the pearly white streets is that there was no drama, I repeat, NO DRAMA at said party this year. I know. I am as shocked as you are. Take a moment. I believe the first year we were introduced to Kyle’s White Party, she yelled at a woman for hitting on her husband. Not shockingly, Camille Grammer also showed up with a snarky etiquette book for her former nemesis. Of course, who can forget last year, when Taylor and Russell Armstrong after Russell threatened to sue Lisa Vanderpump? White party = drama. Always.
Superfan and random twitter invitee Cheryl Minton tweeted a photo of her with Chad at the ceremony. Cheryl was invited via twitter when the recent widow told Chad and Evelyn her 30th wedding anniversary would have been this July 4th! Didn’t Cheryl get the memo that only the bride wears white on the big day?
Pick your chin up off the floor, y’all–Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville is workin’ a pole! Don’t look too shocked…she’s not getting naked or anything. The cast apparently just went on a mini-vacay to Vegas, cameras in tow, of course, to scope out a potential new gig for Ms. Glanville. She’s going to be hosting bachelorette parties in Sin City! Pole dancing all around!
A source tells RadarOnline.com that Brandi is natural, saying, “Eddie [Cibrian] bought Brandi a pole before they split up and she absolutely loves it! She’s amazing on it and has quite a skill set! She’s really excited about the new gig and it’s going to be a lot of fun!” Wow! That source is very animated! Wouldn’t you say?!?!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is shaping up to have some serious drama this season! Except the drama basically seems like a reboot of last year’s nonsense with the same feuds, the same annoyances, and the same contrivances.
Since it is my duty to report the crazy, filming has started and with it silly petty feuds have continued. Wetpaint reveals that the ladies recently filmed in Vegas – where ex-Housewife Camille Grammer tagged along. Didn’t she get fired?