Teen Mom 2 has come to an end, and while we don't know if it's forever or just for now, it's time for the cast to talk about their troubles with Dr. Drew Pinsky.

This is Teen Mom, where "promising futures gave way to daily struggles, such as poverty, addiction, family breakdowns, absentee fathers, and revolving door boyfriends," says Dr. Drew. "The pressures and responsibilities of motherhood can be catastrophic." Then, to prove his point, the TV doctor welcomes Leah Messer Simms Calvert, Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry, and Jenelle Evans to the stage and reminds us what happened this season.

Leah flip flopped between Corey Simms and Jeremy Calvert, but her Magic 8 ball ultimately told her to marry Jeremy. Also, Corey and Leah searched for answers for little Ali. Chelsea and Adam Lind hooked up sans birth control but avoided a second pregnancy. Then, hell froze over, and Chelsea realized that Adam is no good for her. #hallelujah

Kail fought with Jo Rivera. Kail fought with Javi Marroquin. Kail fought with anyone with a pulse. Kail and Javi got married… military benefits, yo!… Jenelle left her military man, Gary Head, after he beat her up and reunited with her pot head, Kieffer Delp, after he wooed her with the green hoodie. Sadly, Kieffer introduced Jenelle to heroin. 

Phew. Let the healing begin. 

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Part one of the reunion special focuses on Jenelle and Kail. Barbara Evans, Jo, Vee Torres, and Javi will eventually take the stage as well.

Before Dr. Drew talks to Jenelle, he reminds us (because we forgot since the last montage, two minutes ago) that she dated Gary, obsessed over Kieffer, fought with Gary, bought boobs, reunited with Gary, accepted Gary's marriage proposal, went to jail with Gary, broke up with Gary, reunited with Kieffer, and became addicted to heroin.

No mention of Jace.  

Jenelle starts to cry. "Mostly seems like the Gary stuff gotcha," surmises Dr. Drew. "Tell me about that." About the physical fight with Gary, Jenelle says that she wishes it never happened and that she was scared to death. Dr. Drew points out that Gary nearly killed her, to which Jenelle says, "It hurts that he says that he loves me, but if he loved me, he wouldn't have strangled me." Jenelle reveals that Gary has been kicked out of the Marines as a result of the charges brought against him. 

Jenelle says that she turned to Kieffer for support following the fight with Gary. "I needed someone there for me," Jenelle sobs. "To support me and to hug me and to care for me and to tell me it was going to be all right. Then, when I got his support, he wanted me to do the drugs." 

Jenelle mentions that this was her first experience with heroin. She says, the drug use made her vomit constantly, caused her to seek medical treatment three times, and led to panic attacks and insomnia. Jenelle says that this went on for a month before she asked Barbara for help, adding, "I felt like I was about to die. I felt like my organs were shutting down." 

Jenelle whines at a higher pitch, now, talking about how Kieffer sells stories to the tabloids. "I'm not that bad of a person," she cries. "I've cleaned up so much." 

Apparently, Dr. Drew doesn't care about Jenelle's tabloid woes, because he brings the topic back to the drugs. Jenelle admits that Kieffer did the injections, adding, "One time, he shot up so much, I passed out. When I woke up, Kieffer goes, 'Oh, it happens sometimes.'" Dr. Drew is like, that's an overdose. "Heroin addicts die," he says bluntly. "It happens all the time. There's no casual heroin use." Dr. Drew asks Jenelle if she replaced the heroin with another drug, and she says no, adding that she stayed with Barbara for four days to withdrawal. On that note, Dr. Drew thanks Jenelle for courageously sharing her story.

Barbara joins Jenelle on the couch, and Dr. Drew is like, your fans are in the audience, woot! Funny. I must have dozed off during the shout out to Jenelle's fans. 

Barbara shares that she and Jenelle are getting along much better since the "rescue". Yawn. Been there, done that. Let's discuss Gary. Dr. Drew points out that we all liked him, initially, and wonders what went wrong. Um. Jenelle Evans went wrong. The girl is toxic. Barbara reveals that Gary drinks too much and then becomes violent. "I had my suspicions that he was hurting Jenelle," Barbara admits. "I went to Jenelle a couple of times, asking, and she denied it." 

Moving on to Keiffer, Barbara admits that several acquaintances had reached out to her, asking her to help Jenelle. She recaps the events from the finale again, adding, "I thought she'd be dead. When I went over to her house, I thought she would be dead. I didn't know if she was alive; I didn't know if she was dead. If he gave her a hot shot, she's going to be dead, and then she'd be gone." Heavy stuff. 

Surprisingly, Jenelle is completely silent, until Dr. Drew brings up Jace. First, Dr. Drew urges Jenelle to acknowledge the "amazing job" Barbara is doing with Jace, and Jenelle thanks her mom. Then, Dr. Drew asks if Jenelle could ever regain custody of Jace, and things turn sour. "It's going to be a long time before I would ever agree to that," Barbara admits. "His home is with me. He's happy there. He's secure there." Jenelle starts to cry because Jace isn't allowed to sleep over her house. Barbara says that Jenelle is welcome to spend Thursday through Sunday with Jace, to which Jenelle says, "The only reason why she's letting me is because it's so convenient for her." Dr. Drew is like, Are you for real? It's four days a week. Barbara's reason is irrelevant. 

Dr. Drew points out that Jace is thriving, adding, "Jenelle, he's got two of you, he's very lucky." 

Before Dr. Drew talks to Kail, he reminds us that she and Jo got into a physical fight, which led to court-ordered therapy, and then Javi moved in with her, which led to her physically assaulting him. Nevertheless, Javi married Kail, and now she wants to move Isaac away from Jo, to follow her military husband around the country. 

With a blank expression on her face, Kail assures us that she hasn't put her hands on Javi "in a long time" and that things with Javi are "good" now. Anxious to bring some life to Kail's face, Dr. Drew decides it's time to talk about Jo's girlfriend, Vee. 

"Javi spends a lot of time with Isaac. He's a great presence in his life," Dr. Drew says. "Why couldn't Vee be the same thing? Isn't that a double standard?" Kail is like, Um. Not when Vee smokes weed out of a gas mask and then posts the pictures on the internet. In response to that, Dr. Drew asks Kail if she ever smoked pot. Yes, she says, but not since she found out she was pregnant with Isaac. And she certainly didn't post photographic evidence of it on the internet, because, like, that's the worst crime ever. ever. ever.

Dr. Drew challenges Kail, saying, "I don't think that's what this is." Oh snap! Kail is officially pissed off. I think. She always looks miserable, so it's hard to know for sure, but I'm going to go with definitely pissed off. Kail tells Dr. Drew that she doesn't care what he thinks, adding, "I'm protecting my only family." 

Then, Dr. Drew asks Kail if she's willing to share the stage with Jo and Vee. Yikes. Kail threatens to rip off Vee's head so Jo comes out alone. Dr. Drew asks Jo for his input on Kail's hatred of Vee, and Jo, too, thinks it goes much deeper than she admits. 

Moving on to Javi's military career and Kail's desire to relocate, Dr. Drew asks Kail if she thinks it's a good idea to take Isaac away from his dad. "I don't look at it like that," Kail responds. "Javi and I are working together to better Isaac's stability." Dr. Drew asks Kail how she'd feel if Jo joined the Air Force and wanted to take Isaac away from her. "Well, that's not happening, is it Dr. Drew?" snaps Kail. "We can figure out a custody agreement that works for us." That means Kail will dictate what she wants, says Jo, and then take him to court when he disagrees. 

Dr. Drew brings Vee out, finally, and Kail manages to control her rage. "When I do see Isaac, I'm not doing any of the things she thinks I'm doing," Vee shares. "I know what's right to do in front of children and what's not right to do in front of children." Also, Vee informs Dr. Drew that she works in a daycare, but Kail is not impressed. Kail backtracks now, saying that if Jo and Javi smoke and drink sometimes, that's okay. "Posting pictures is not okay with me, by any means," Kail says. "There's no justification for that." 

Vee realizes that she cannot say or do anything to make it right, as Kail's mind is already made up. "As much as I don't want it to bother me, it does," she says. "I do have feelings." Dr. Drew interrupts, reassuring Vee that Kail will eventually want to get to know her, and Kail is like, Nope. Not really. Kail hopes that Jo will always monitor Vee's time with Isaac in case she's drunk or high. 

Dr. Drew asks Kail why she doesn't want to learn more about Vee, to which Kail says, "What are you getting at here?" Dr. Drew tries again, saying that he wants Kail to let go of her fantasy about Vee, based on the pictures, and get to know the real person. Kail storms off, saying, "F-k this. You guys all f-king suck. Get me the f-k out of here. I'm done." 

Back from commercial, Jo and Vee are gone and Kail and Javi are on the couch, sitting three feet apart. Can you feel the love? Kail shares, she loves Javi because he puts up with her and tries to keep her sane. After a brief (useless) discussion about wanting to move away from Jo, Dr. Drew wishes them luck, adding, "I hope this works out for Isaac. I believe everyone's heart is in the right place, but I think it's going to be a little bit of a battle." 

Next week, Dr. Drew sits down with Chelsea, Adam, and Papa Randilicious, as well as Leah, Corey, and Jeremy.

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Oh Teen Mom 2, whatever are we going to do without you?  Last night we bid a ninety minute farewell to Leah Messer Sims Calvert, Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, and Chelsea Houska​, and MTV has yet to confirm whether they'll be back for more (please, no).  While we'll be able to keep up with Jenelle thanks to her constant arrests and rehab stints, how will keep tabs on our other favorite whiny and entitled reality stars?  What will become of Corey's camo hat?  Will Kieffer Delp be successful in his pipe selling endeavors?  So many unanswered questions–I can't bear the thought of it…

Of course, I jest.  Last night, I cried when Corey cried, and I felt such pain for Barbara as she struggled with losing her daughter to heroin.  I'm excited that Chelsea seems to be maturing–here's hoping she keeps up the good work.  These girls need to stay out of the limelight, and I really need for Jenelle to get her life in order before she ends up dead.  I can't imagine the only memories that Jace has of his mom being the same we've seen on the series.

The episode begins as Leah and Jeremy discuss Ali's big doctor's appointment over date night.  Jeremy has taken time off from work so he can be with his wife as she deals with the stress of facing Ali's potential diagnosis.

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Have you noticed that Kailyn can't mention getting married to Javi without mentioning how awesome the military benefits will be for her and Isaac?  She's planned a civil ceremony at the courthouse the following day, and Javi reveals that he could leave for basic training in as early as a week.  Perfect timing, according to Kailyn!  Javi is excited about this turn of events, and he insists that Kailyn help him pick out the perfect outfit for a casual groom.

Well, I need to be eating my words right about now.  Chelsea is heading back to beauty school!  She's chatting with her friend about returning to class the following day.  Her hair is all one color and she's wearing the entire Wet-n-Wild eye make up line at once, but she doesn't seem to care that A-D-A-M is being extra douchey.  Chelsea is making some major strides.  I'll take it!

A pouty Jenelle is upset with her mom and Mike for barging into her house and confronting her and Kieffer about their drug use.  She makes me want to scream.  At Barbara's house, Mike and Barbara blame Jenelle's downward spiral on Kieffer.  Neither can believe that she's now using heroin.  Barbara wants to try to get Jenelle committed, citing that she's a danger to herself and others.  She doesn't care if her daughter never speaks to her again–she just wants to save her life.

Could Ali be any more adorable?  Leah, Jeremy, and Leah's mom take the trek with Ali to Ohio for her three day doctor's visit.  Corey will be meeting them at the hospital the following day while his step-mom watches Aleeah.  Leah admits that she's scared of the outcome, but she promises to be brave for her daughter.  Ali will be fine…as long as she has her lip gloss.

It's wedding day for Javi and Kailyn, and Isaac is dressed to the nines for the big event.  Javi's mom and friend will be joining the couple at the courthouse to serve as witnesses.  Twenty minutes later, it's official!  At one point, Javi's friend attempts to take a picture of the happy couple with Kailyn's iPhone only to be interrupted by a phone call from Jo.  Awkward!

MTV should be ashamed of itself.  A very high Kieffer and Jenelle are bitching about the "home invasion" that occurred when Barbara and Mike broke into their house and stole their heroin needles.  Kieffer wishes he'd smashed Mike's face in, and he plans on pressing charges against Jenelle's mom and boyfriend.  Oh please.  Jenelle is resigned to the fact that she probably won't get to see Jace until the next time she goes to court, and a slurring Kieffer reminds her that he's never forced her to do drugs.

Maybe I spoke to soon about Chelsea.  She oversleeps and won't be making it to class.  She makes Aubree call her father to tell him the news because she knows he won't be able to get mad at her when faced with the cuteness that is his granddaughter.  She's right!  Chelsea promises her dad that she'll be back in school the following day.

Corey and his father arrive at the hospital, and he and Leah meet with the doctor to learn more about Ali's testing.  Corey's eyes are already starting to tear up at the thought of his daughter being poked and prodded.  There is an issue with Ali's nerves and muscles, but the doctor will be able to give them more information the next day.  Corey's dad calls Aleeah on the phone, and the twins have a precious conversation.  My heart is melting.

The newlyweds head out on the town to celebrate their wedding with Javi's brother and girlfriend.  Kailyn reveals that she hasn't told Jo she's moving, although he does know they are thinking about marriage.  She may not have mentioned that they'd already purchased the rings and would be hitched the next time they spoke.  Semantics, right?  Javi explains his potential training schedule, and his brother couldn't be more proud of his life choices.

Barbara heads to the detention center in hopes of getting an order to commit Jenelle.  She calls Mike to tell him that the sheriff will be picking up Jenelle later in the day to take her to the hospital for drug testing and evaluation.

Back in Ohio, Corey and Leah learn that Ali will require a muscle biopsy, but they feel relieved to know that they are closer to learning her diagnosis.

Poor Chelsea can't catch a break.  As she's getting ready for class, Aubree locks her out of her bedroom and goes back to sleep.  Chelsea should never become a locksmith, that's for sure.  She doesn't seem too concerned with the fact that her toddler is locked in a room as much as she is worried about being late for class.  In fact, she seems to find the whole situation hilarious.

After missing a counseling session, Jo and Kailyn meet for dinner to continue to discuss their issues.  Jo eloquently states that he's had a problem separating Kailyn from being his ex to being just another person in his life.  Kailyn admits that she doesn't want to Javi in an uncomfortable position by being alone with Jo.  Once she drops Javi's name, she breaks the news about her recent wedding.  Jo handles the news like a champ, wishing her well.  Kailyn brings up those pesky benefits again, and she seems extremely peeved that Jo doesn't seem to be upset by her bombshell.

After spending three hours being evaluated, Jenelle is released from the hospital.  Not surprisingly, she is livid with Barbara, and Kieffer is all about pressing charges against his girlfriend's mom.  She recaps her nightmarish time in the hospital.  They took away her phone for almost three hours!  The nerve!  At least she was able to watch television for the duration.  Gahhhh!

Over breakfast, Corey and Leah share the doctor's diagnosis with their parents and Jeremy.  While they are glad that they may have an answer soon, Leah urges her loved ones not to google the disorder she may potentially have.  Jeremy's dad plays cheerleader, and I'm so glad the twins have such a great support system.

Could it be that Chelsea is finally on her way to beauty school?  She's dropping Aubree off at daycare, and she gets a call from the director of the school who is worried she isn't coming back.  Oh. My. God.  Like, she's totally, like, on her way, it's just that, ohmigod, Aubree locked her out of her bedroom to, like, go back to sleep.  Curazee!

Javi learns that he will be shipping out to Texas for basic training in a matter of days.  He will be gone for several months, and Kailyn kindly reminds him that he'll be missing Christmas, her birthday, and Isaac's birthday.  She'll survive though…as long as she's got those military benefits!

Jenelle is driving her drugged out boyfriend to the Magistrate's office to press charges against Barbara.  While she knows that it will likely keep her from seeing Jace for even longer, she agrees that Kieffer can't let her mom get away with her asinine behavior.  Seriously, MTV?  Shouldn't you be keeping a clearly effed up Jenelle from getting behind the wheel instead of perpetuating this ridiculous storyline?  And, while we're at it, what's up with you, Oak Island detention center?  I can smell the weed on Kieffer through my TV, and you just let him waltz in and press trespassing charges against Barbara and Mike?  For shame.

Jo brings Isaac back home as Javi is packing for basic training.  Javi is sad that Isaac is sleeping, and he cries as he puts his stepson to bed.  Kailyn soothes Javi by telling him that Isaac will get to see him in the morning, and she prompts him to keep packing.  She promises she'll cry too when he leaves.

Corey is trying to fight back his tears before Ali's muscle biopsy.  He doesn't want his daughter to see how scared he is about her final test.  Leah will be joining Ali in the operating room until she goes under, and Corey and Ali laugh at the get-up she has to wear.  Once Ali is asleep, all the nervous parents can do is wait and cry.  And I'm crying right with them.  Damn you, MTV!

Chelsea and Aubree are baking a pie when her dad drops in to make sure she went back to school.  He admits that he had his doubts, although he's very proud of his daughter's recent accomplishments.  Chelsea knows she's doing so much better without A-D-A-M, and for the first time I believe her when she says she can't imagine ever getting back with him.  Her father is ecstatic to hear this news.

Mike and Barbara are in shock that Kieffer is pressing charges against them.  Barbara shares that the sheriff burst out laughing when he learned that Kieffer claims she was trespassing on property that isn't even his.  Barbara breaks down to Mike (who looks like he may cry too).  She can't believe that her daughter would allow Kieffer to do this when she works so hard to take care of Jace for Jenelle.  Barbara now knows that she must wash her hands of Jenelle for Jace's sake, but she's devastated to think of what could happen to her.  Back at Jenelle's house, she and Kieffer are stumbling and bumbling around trying to find some misplaced pain pills.  Once Jenelle locates the Xanax, Kieffer tries to make out with her, although neither of them are lucid enough to form a complete sentence.  It's sad and sick to watch.

Ali is doing well after her biopsy, and her parents are anxious to learn the results.  Poor Ali is still groggy from the procedure, but she manages to high five the hospital staff on her way out to the car.  Precious.

Isaac is tearing at Javi's heartstrings, and I'm getting even sadder watching Javi say good-bye to his family.  He sobs as he hugs Kailyn and Isaac.  What the hell, Teen Mom 2?  This is what I've been reduced to…a blotchy faced, swollen eyed blogger thanks to these girls?  The final moments show an incoherent Kieffer and Jenelle against a montage of Barbara playing with Jace.  We see a happy and confident Chelsea enjoying her time with Aubree, and Leah and Jeremy arriving home.

Next week, Jenelle cries to Dr. Drew about her many hospital visits while Kailyn storms off when she doesn't like what he has to say.

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Our favorite reality TV stars can't get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy! 
 
Above: Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey shared, "Fun @Bravotv luncheon with Tabatha Coffey today."
 
Below you'll find Twitter pics from Ramona Singer, Lisa Hochstein, Snooki, Korie Robertson, Holly Madison, Yandy Smith, Rachel Zoe, and more.

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Duck Dynasty's Korie Robertson tweeted, "Willie's happy to be in DC."

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Snooki: Sunday family time

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Kandi Burruss shared, "Enjoying dinner with my fam, Riley & Mama Joyce!"

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Holly Madison shared, "So excited to announce my new special on E! Holly Has a Baby! Airs Sunday May 12th at 9pm!"

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Basketball Wives LA star Malaysia Pargo: Poolside mugging with @iambillygeorge

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Kyle Richards: With old friend & new Daddy @PerezHilton at the #GlaadAwards

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Lisa Vanderpump tweeted, "Having fun with Andy Cohen at SUR."

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Nicole Murphy: enjoying the moment #hollywoodexes #teamcabo #cabo 

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Brandi Glanville shared, "Getting friendly with the movers. @BravoAndy I'm down with the swirl."

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Real Housewives of Miami star Ana Quincoces: Hiking the South Rim of the Grand Canyon

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Big Rich Atlanta star Kahdijiha Rowe tweeted, "Porsha Stewart is a beautiful person inside and out. It was great meeting her!!!"

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Lisa Hochstein: Wedding at viscaya gardens complete with @dirtysouth djs and fireworks. Amazing energy and group

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Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga tweeted, "Loving the new @sugarfactory in #NYC!!"

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Curtis Stone: #MostTalkative is even more jaw-dropping in paperback! @BravoAndy 

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Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer: @tamrabarney so much fun last nite just worked off the pizza!! 

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JWoww: #snooki&jwoww is back bitches! Season 3! Gonna start filming soon!

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Big Ang tweeted, "Check out the T cups on the G cups. Me and Dom Casale at Diamonds and Doggies in Fort Lauderdale FL."

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Missy Robertson: We actually did get Miss Kay out of the room for more than a massage. She and Si having fun @ the pool. #DuckDynasty 

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Lisa Hochstein tweeted, "Happy birthday Joanna! She stabbing her bday heart cake. She's such a great host at her LA home. I'm going to move in." 

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Harvin Eadon: Twirl. #stylenetwork #bravo #harvineadon #kenya #meyereadon #rhoa #bigrichatlanta #sheblamesme #eadonsisters

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Rachel Zoe shared, "With the beautiful Fergie!"

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Kevin Jonas: E! Upfronts on our way! 

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Brad Goreski shared, "Lazy Sunday afternoon."

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Teen Mom 2 star Chelsea Houska shared this picture of Aubree: She loves her Betsy

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Snooki tweeted, "I feel like Nicki Minaj."

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Cynthia Bailey: Tribecca Film Festival NYC 2013, wearing Phoebe Couture @KayUngerDesign

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Vinny Guadagnino: #sadbowtie #mtvupfronts

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Yandy Smith tweeted, "I look better than him in his fitted @mandeecees."

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Lisa Hochstein: #rhom #flowers dress by #aliceandolivia from @jessieboutique my shoes are #saintlaurent #ysl #tribtoo

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Leah Messer Simms Calvert: All of my babies! @RinglingBros 

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This week on Teen Mom 2, Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera begin their court-appointed co-parenting therapy, Leah Calvert and Corey Simms bring Ali to a muscle specialist​, Chelsea Houska's Aubree turns three years old, and Jenelle Evans self-medicates with illegal drugs after becoming depressed.

It's court day for Jenelle and Gary Head (or, as we like to call it, Tuesday), but she has high hopes for the day. Gary admitted to getting physical with Jenelle, so her lawyer, Dustin Sullivan, will charge Gary with assault and request for Jenelle's charges to be dropped. Kieffer Delp nonchalantly asks Jenelle if there's any chance she'll go to jail. It's all good, Jenelle says, because she totally stopped getting high two weeks ago. Kieffer is nervous. Not because he cares about Jenelle, mind you, but  because he needs a place to make his pot pipes.

One hour later, Dustin congratulates Jenelle on another good day in court, revealing that all charges against her have been dropped. Seriously?! Jenelle has more lives than the entire cast of CATS. One thing is for sure, if I ever get in trouble with the law, I'm calling Dustin the Judge Whisperer. 

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Next, as Chelsea prepares for Aubree's birthday, we learn that she only has one more week off from school. I'm super proud of Chelsea this season. She seems to be over Adam Lind finally and, more importantly, her dark hair looks less rat nest-y. Chelsea is not sure if she's ready to go back to beauty school. Surely, school will get in the way of holding down her couch and doing Megan's hair, and she's just not sure if she can handle so many responsibilities at once. 

Kail and Javi Marroquin​ plan to marry in the very near future so they can take advantage of (and I don't necessarily mean that in a bad way) the Air Force's benefits. Kail brings her friends up to speed. One friend asks Kail how she'll manage moving around the country with Isaac, and, with no regard for Jo's feelings whatsoever, Kail says she simply needs to file a petition for relocation. Life is easy peasy when you have no heart.

Kail goes on, she plans to tell Jo the next night, after their first therapy session. Kail's fan club friends thinks it's so great that she can admit that she wants to punch people more than the average bear person. Kail explains, yes, people do little things that poke at her personality, but she wouldn't need therapy if the offending person would just learn to walk away. But, ohmygosh, she's totally not making excuses for her beastly behavior. Of course not. 

Leah's wedding was so much fun but now that she's home, she's going to be bored with this husband in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 she needs to focus on Ali's health. Ali has an appointment coming up with a neuromuscular specialist in Ohio. Corey and Dawn plan to come along. In case anyone has the energy to care about Leah's husband of the week, doubtful, Jeremy Calvert's work schedule doesn't afford him the time to tag along. That's a shame, he says, because he really wanted to be there for the "little brat."

While visiting her parents, Leah encourages Ali to show them how well she has been walking. When Ali takes two steps and falls into Leah, Lee says she quit and Dawn says she's lazy, and the pressure in my head builds. Then, Ali sticks it to the haters by taking several really good steps, and an excited Leah wants to call Jeremy and Corey with the good news. Leah mumbles "oh gosh" when Ali wants to call Daddy first. Ali and Corey are so adorable on the phone, I momentarily forget how annoying Leah is.

Chelsea throws a princess-themed birthday party for Aubree. I think I'm just as excited as Aubree is – I seriously cannot get enough of this little girl. The party is very princess-y and very pink and there's not a single hint of leopard print. (sniff, sniff) Our little Chelsea really is growing up. After the party, Chelsea and her friends discuss how Adam (and Chelsea's unhealthy attachment to Adam) ruined Aubree's second birthday, and everyone agrees that life is much better when it's Adam-free. #agreed

Now that the charges against Jenelle have been dropped, (or, as we like to call it, Wednesday) she stresses about her lack of money. Apparently, "smoking weed like it's your job" and "having a paying job" are not one in the same, and now Jenelle faces an eviction notice. A shocked Kiefffer cannot believe that the landlord didn't come knock on the door and ask for his money before evicting.

Note to Kieffer: This is Teen Mom, not Three's Company. Mr. Roper isn't going to come check on you crazy kids when the rent money isn't paid on time and there's no money to save your pathetic ass hidden under the radio. Back to the show: Kieffer has pipe money, yo, so he tells Jenelle that they should move out before they get kicked out. Way to stick it to the landlord, Kief, I'm sure he'll be devastated. Jenelle is way ahead of him, looking online for places to rent, and Kieffer tells her to stay away from apartment complexes because he's a felon. 

Leah, Dawn, and the girls meet Corey and Blurry Face in Ohio for Ali's doctor appointment. In the waiting room, Leah admits to Corey that she has no idea what this doctor does, and she apparently never thought to Google it. Leah, it's just a G-O-O-G-L-E away from Twitter, try it sometime. The doctor discovers that Ali has low muscle tone and no reflexes. He suggests an EMG, *which measures the electrical activity of the muscles and shows how well the nerves can send electrical signals, and possibly a muscle biopsy. All of these tests may or many not lead Leah and Corey to a specific diagnosis. * – See, Leah, Google is kind of nifty! 

Javi looks exhausted when he comes home from work, and Kail's like, I hear you, this crayon art is no easy task either. Kail reminds Javi, who hates therapy, that she and Jo have co-parenting therapy that night, and she also plans to tell Jo about their upcoming nuptials. Javi pokes the bear, saying, "You guys will probably fight about it and you can talk about it in therapy next week." Kail picks up on Javi's mocking tone and tells him that she hopes therapy teaches her how to communicate with everyone, not just Jo, but Javi doesn't think she needs therapy. Kail stares at him for a while, mentally plotting his death, I'm sure, and then begins to lash out.

Javi explains his disdain for therapy, saying, "I have enough respect. I have enough control. I can watch what I say. I can watch what I do." Kail says she has no control over what she says and does because she's a bitch her brain is wired differently. A confused Javi says, "I still don't get it with you. For the first six months of our relationship, you were fine. You had respect for me. You controlled yourself. Then you just let it go." Duh. She had to get Javi moved in, to pay her bills and take care of her kid, before she let the crazy out of the bag. In all seriousness, I think he's being a jerk, and Kail is getting more and more angry. Kail warns Javi that he needs to walk away and get out of her face. Javi doesn't listen, saying, "You act like this is new. I've told you this before. Just because I don't believe in it doesn't mean that I don't support you. I don't know why you're acting crazy all of a sudden." Kail tells Javi again, he's irritating her and needs to walk away, or she can't be responsible for what happens to him. #classicabuserbehavior

Next, Chelsea gets Aubree ready for her birthday day with Adam, and then she goes back to holding down her couch. Hey, when you're good at something, why change it up?! Adam surprises Aubree with a pool party, cake, and a crotch rocket. The word affliction is written across Adam's shirt. Irony at its finest.

Barb follows the trash drug fumes to Jenelle's house. When she asks her daughter if she paid her rent, Jenelle says, no, but she paid her cell phone and cable bills. #priorities Barb is like, here we go again! Kieffer, who specializes in drug addiction and homeless, is bringing Jenelle down. When Jenelle tells Barb that she doesn't need her help, screaming ensues. Jenelle says something about Jace, and Barb screams, "You don't want your f-ing kid!" Jenelle vows (for the 459th time) to regain custody of Jace, adding, "I promise you that I will take my son back because I stay sober." Barb is like, not when you're buying "kilos of weed" with your rent money, and points out that this round of troubles only began since Kieffer has been back in the picture.

From the kitchen, Kieffer yells, "Why are you 60 years old, working in a deli, and bitching at us?" Jenelle feeds off Kieffer's hostility, adding, "You're a deli person that's going to be working at Walmart for the rest of your life!" Barb starts to cry and says "f–k you" to Jenelle. I want to give Barb a hug. Once again, Jenelle threatens to take Jace and run far away, and Barb points out that family court will frown upon her living with a convicted felon. Kieffer argues, being a convicted felon ain't legal, and I can't help but to laugh at their ignorance. Clearly, Jace is the smartest one of this bunch, as evidenced by his refusal to give Jenelle a hug and kiss before he goes home with Barb.

I don't speak valley girl but I think "I'm at that point where it's like I'm like right at like tip and it's like I want to know but like I just want to run back down and like say I don't want to know" means that Leah is cautiously anxious for answers concerning Ali's condition. #like 

Kail and Jo start their court ordered therapy. When the therapist asks them why they're there, Jo focuses on disagreements that affect Isaac and Kail dwells on her and Jo's relationships with other people. Of course. Kail's starts to cry and shake when she talks about Jo's girlfriend, saying, "I'm scared of her trying to take place." While the therapist assumes Kail means "as a mother to Isaac," my gut tells me that she really means "as Jo's girlfriend." Somehow, the subject of moving comes up, and Jo says that he expects him and Kail to always live in the same area because of Isaac. Kail admits that she's a selfish bitch contemplated moving, and Jo says he couldn't live with Isaac being away from him. Awkward.

Meanwhile, Jenelle has been depressed since her fight with Barb. And, she worries that she may never get Jace back, so she gets high. In search of more drugs, Kieffer says, "You get a discount if you get more. You get them for free and cheaper. There's no point in paying full price all day." Yes. MTV's cameras follow Jenelle and Kieffer on a drug run. Am I the only one who thinks this is seriously messed up on MTV's part? 

Later, Jenelle's crying in bed because she's depressed, out of money, and bored. The always supportive Kieffer is like, I've got $70, with more pipe money coming in tomorrow, my sweets! It's been way worse for us! We could be in the front seat of the car with nowhere to go. Is he serious right now? Does he forget that Jenelle has been evicted? Best stop bragging, Kief, because that front seat is a mere two days away. 

Shockingly, Kieffer's pep talk doesn't snap Jenelle out of her bad mood, and she starts crying. "Why are you being so mean to meeeee?" she asks, to which Kieffer says, "There ain't nothing wrong! There's food in the refrigerator and f–k and the dog is alive and Jace is fine." The dog is alive. WOW. What a bunch of overachievers.​ Kieffer offers to get Jenelle pain pills and/or dope. The camera cuts to the dog, who has a FML look on his face, and then Kieffer takes off in search of more drugs.

After therapy, Kail tells Jo that she plans to marry Javi, who just joined the military, and Jo's smart enough to realize what that means. Jo thinks Kail is being stupid, because she hasn't even known Javi for a year, and wants to know what she'll do when she finds out he's addicted to porn. HAHA. In other words, Kail might want to slow down and really get to know Javi before she decides to uproot her entire life for him. In the end, Jo says, "When you decide to leave, let me know, and me and Isaac will be chilling and you can see him six weeks of the year." Kail responds, "I'm not going to fight with you," to which Jo says, "Oh but you will." Jo corrects himself, saying, "Your lawyer is going to fight with my lawyer." Jo is not going to let his son go without a fight. It takes everything I have to not stand up and applaud. 

Leah starts to cry when she learns that Ali needs an MRI and the muscle biopsy. Then, the girls start fighting over a pen, and Leah loses her patience and screams at them. Leah is scared and overwhelmed, which is understandable, but I can't help but to wonder how she's coping now, with twins, a new baby, and an absentee husband.​

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Oh girls of Teen Mom 2, what are we going to do with you?  Last night, Leah Messer Sims Calvert walked down the aisle for a second time in her short life, and Jenelle Evans caused a scene at Jace's third birthday party.  Anyone want to chip in for a Mom-of-theYear trophy with me?  Chelsea Houska celebrated her twenty-first birthday, and Kailyn Lowry got engaged to Javi and Jo let out a sigh of relief that she was now someone else's problem.  Good times, right?

The episode starts with Leah cooking breakfast with her dad, and we learn that she hasn't seen him since she was thirteen.  She tells him what a great provider Jeremy is, and he's happy to be back in his daughter's life.  I wish he'd turn his NASCAR ballcap around so I could see who his favorite driver is.  #rubbinisracin'

Chelsea is moving yet again (what is this…like the fourth time this season alone?), and she takes Aubree to her mom's after daycare.  She's planning for her twenty-first birthday, and her mom offers to watch Aubree so she can celebrate.  Aubree's birthday is not long after Chelsea's, and Chelsea's mom asks if A-D-A-M will be attending her party.  Chelsea turns on the whine and says she doesn't want to talk about him under any circumstances.  Her mom praises her maturity. 

Back with Kieffer, Jenelle is stressed out because her roommate is moving out, and she's short on cash from her boyfriend's mooching ways because her Internet job isn't paying as much as she'd hoped.  She heads to her mom's house to discuss Jace's upcoming third birthday.  Wait, my bad…she really just wants to complain to Barbara about her roommate and collect her mail.  She reveals to her mom that she's dropped out of school due to the stress from her legal troubles with Gary and her boob job…both good reasons.  Jenelle can barely keep her eyes open as she tells her mom that Kieffer is moving in with her.  Barbara tells her daughter that she's planned Jace's party for the following day at a local tumbling Jim.  Jenelle is upset that she didn't get more time to invite her friends, but she warns her mom she will be bringing Kieffer.

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Kailyn is meeting Javi for dinner, and unbeknownst to her, he's planned a proposal that involves a suit clad Isaac.  It's precious, although we all know Kailyn will likely find several things Javi could have done better.  She arrives at the restaurant and receives a note from the hostess instructing her to meet her boys down by the lake.  Isaac plays with the flowers while a nervous Javi pops the question.  Kailyn seems genuinely excited.

Leah is chatting with Jeremy about their upcoming wedding plans.  They are heading off to Myrtle Beach soon to say their vows yet again.  Leah should have these things memorized by now.  Her mom arrives to help Leah get ready for the trip.  The twins are so flipping precious.  She tries on her dress for her mother and daughters before packing the car to head South.  I love how Leah just balls up her gown and throws it in the back of the car.  Who needs a garment bag?

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Primping for her big birthday, Chelsea and a friend head to get manicures.  Both young, single mothers, the girls chat about how anticlimatic twenty-one is when you've already had to grow up so fast as a parent.  There will be no dancing on tables for Chelsea, and her friend opines for those carefree high school glory days. 

Back at Casa de Dysfunctional, Jenelle fills in Kieffer on Jace's birthday plans.  The two remember when Kieffer first met Jace and laugh about what a douchebag his father is for not making any effort.  At the gymnastics studio, Barbara is letting loose in the foam pit.  I totally want to be at this shindig for the trampolines alone.  Jace enjoys cupcakes and presents, but it's only famliy at the party…and some kid who seems to be tagging along for the sweets. 

The Messers and Calverts have invaded the Dirty Myrtle, and I'm pretty sure I stayed in the same condo for Senior Week in high school.  Leah reminds Jeremy of the emotional roller coaster she has put him through, and he just wants to go lay on the beach as she drones on about how much better things are now than when she was with Corey.  I wonder if Jeremy will ever see the day that Leah can talk about her love for him without comparing it to her ex.  Doubtful. 

After asking for her hand in marriage, Kailyn, Javi, and Isaac head to dinner.  She reveals that she used to come to this restaurant with her estranged mom (strike one, Javi!).  Javie attempts to change the subject by comparing her engagement ring to Britney Spears'.  Um, no, Javi.  Kailyn is quick to inform him that Britney's ring was over 3 karats (strike two, Javi!).  A sheepish Javi hopes she's happy with her one-karat diamond and professes his love.  The pair decide to secretly wed at the courthouse ASAP and plan a big wedding for later. 

While Jace tumbles around, Jenelle tells her mom that she wants to pay for Jace to take gymnastics.  Barbara asks if she's able to afford lessons, and Jenelle goes off on the fact that she's flat broke, a month behind on rent, and can't live without her son the Internet or her cell phone.  Her mother is floored by this news and begs Jenelle to let her help with a budget.  Jenelle is angry with herself for blowing all of her MTV cash on the wacky weed, but I think she's even madder that her mother doesn't immediately offer to bail her out yet again. 

On her birthday, Chelsea drops off Aubree at her mom's house.  She plans on having a drink at dinner, but if she gets too drunk, she's going to have Aubree spend the night at her mom's.  Chelsea's dad then sends her flowers.  Chelsea's friends come by to do hair and make-up, and every time Chelsea downs a beer or a shot, everyone jokes about how it's her first drink ever.  Hint, hint, wink, wink.  Something tells me that Chelsea's had a drink or twenty before she was legal.

Leah is getting primped for her big day, while Jeremy gets the requisite "are you nervous, dude" speech from his best man.  Apparently, pre-wedding festivities, Leah and Jeremy indulged in Sumo wrestling.  I can't make up this stuff.  Meanwhile, another couple is getting ready to make things official as Javi and Kailyn obtain their marriage license.  That night, Kailyn and her friend take Isaac to hibachi to share her plans wed at the courthouse so she and Isaac can move with Javi and have health benefits through the Air Force.  Her friend questions her reasons for getting married so quickly, and Kailyn swears she's in love…she's just really nervous about breaking the news to Jo.

Barbara takes Jace to Jenelle's house and hopes to help her daughter get some financial stability.  Kieffer's got a foolproof plan to make the big bucks by selling carved "tobacco" pipes on the Internet.  Barbara compliments Kieffer on his carving skills and his business plan.  Barbara has certainly grown the most out of anyone on this franchise.  Sure, she still rubs Jenelle the wrong way, but her intentions are pure and her delivery is 1000 times better than when this show started.  She hopes Jenelle will enlist her help, or the help of a financial planner, to manage her money so she'll be able to get back custody of Jace.  Jenelle doesn't want to be reminded of her troubles, and she claims she never sees Jace because she doesn't have gas money.  Barbara and her boyfriend both offer to bring Jace to her every weekend, but that's no good for Jenelle either because when is she supposed to hang out with her friends?  Jenelle storms off and pouts when Jace doesn't want to kiss her good-bye. 

Chelsea is excited about her big night out on the town with her friends.  They start the dinner with a rainbow shot from a "sexy ass bartender."  After multiple shots and cocktails, the crew heads to a club where she runs into some of A-D-A-M's friends.  He starts texting her about making out with multiple people in one night and her drunken antics.  As far as she remembers, Chelsea only locked lips with her gay bff.  She can't be bothered with his jealous comments, and I'm really proud of Chelsea's new attitude.

It's time for Leah and Jeremy to wed…outside…in the rain.  The wedding party does a terrible rendition of the viral YouTube wedding video/Halpert wedding episode as they dance their way down the aisle.  Leah's two dad's escort her to Jeremy, and her dad is wearing some banana-ish cowboy hat.  The twins are all over the place during the ceremony, but they are totally adorable, and I have to hand it to Leah for not letting the weather put a damper on the occasion.

Next week, Kailyn breaks the news to Jo about her engagement to Javi, and Chelsea throws Aubree a birthday party.  Ali takes her first steps for Leah, and Jenelle and Barbara enter into yet another world war over Jace. 

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Taylor chose to speak out, now, as a result of the negativity surrounding her relationship and assumed pregnancy with Adam. "Every child is a blessing no matter who it was conceived by," Taylor said. "People keep ranting on about how stupid I am or how they hope Adam treats me like dirt, even going as far to degrade me as a person based on my looks. It's really sad to me that people can be so cruel to someone they absolutely know nothing about."

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It was another big night on the longest running season of Teen Mom 2 EVER.  Kailyn Lowry contemplated marriage, while Leah Messer Sims Calvert considered letting her biological dad be a part of wedding number two.  Jenelle Evans had a hearing for her domestic abuse charges, and Chelsea Houska (surprise, surprise) dropped out of school took a leave of absence from beauty school.  

Kailyn and Javi decided not to get married in Las Vegas.  Instead, they plan to wait until after he's been accepted into the Air Force.  She calls to wish him luck on his entrance exam, and he immediately calls back to tell her that he's passed.  Kailyn offers to take him to a nice dinner to celebrate.

Jenelle and Kieffer are back nesting, but she's worried about the assault charges which have been pressed against both of them.  She meets her friend for lunch and explains the situation.  She's done with Gary…he even took her engagement ring off her finger before the cops arrested them.  Jenelle is happy to have moved on with a more stable Kieffer.  What?  More stable than he was three episodes ago?  Get it together, Jenelle!

Chelsea is missing classes because she has mono, but she's hanging out with a friend who has two children…one is Aubree's age.  They discuss what is going on with Adam and custody, and Chelsea is getting less whiny with each passing week.  Plus, her hair looks so much better dark–it seems she's finally getting herself together!

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Leah and Corey are meeting to trade off the twins, and he tells her he thinks it's messed up that she went back on their regular child support agreement.  Leah tells him that all Corey does is play with the girls while she has to feed them and clothe them.  Corey is dumbfounded.  Do the girls just wander around naked and hungry the entire time they are with him?  The guy makes a good point. 

I'll bet that Dustin Sullivan is thanking his lucky stars that he got appointed Jenelle oh so many seasons ago.  She's meeting with him about her recent arrest, and he breaks down her charges.  Dustin thinks that Jenelle has a good defense as the victim in this case. 

Leah, Jeremy, and Leah's mom are trying to plan Leah's big beach wedding while Corey has the girls (who are probably not eating and not wearing clothes).  Leah reveals to her mom that she's been in contact with her biological dad, and he wants to be a part of her life.  She asks her mom if her step-father who has raised her since she was kindergarten would be upset if she asked her biological dad to walk her down the aisle.  Heck, her step-father just walked her down the aisle last year, so he's probably ready for a break!  Leah's mom says they will support whatever she wants to do, but she warns Leah that he's always let her down in the past.

Kailyn's friend stops by to hear Javi's good news.  Kailyn shares that she wants to get married quickly so she can start getting benefits and extra money from the Air Force.  She still wants a proposal, engagement ring, and big wedding, but that all may come after a courthouse ceremony.  The only thing that Kailyn is worried about is Jo's reaction.  Meanwhile, Jo is eating dinner with his mom and they are discussing how awkward Jo's relationship is now with Kailyn after she accused him of domestic violence.

For like the eighteenth time this season, Chelsea is asked to move out yet again.  She's still home sick and considering taking a leave of absence from school.  Moving is just too stressful to do while going to school, y'all!

Barbara is bringing over Jace to visit with Jenelle.  Jenelle tells her mom about her meeting with Dustin, and she fills in Barbara on her new, mature relationship with Kieffer.  Barbara doesn't mind having Jace around Kieffer, but she warns her daughter that the older Jace gets he's going to wonder why Mommy has so many boyfriends.  Kieffer comes out of Jenelle's bedroom where he's been playing video games, and Barbara is impressed to hear that he got his GED while in jail.  Kieffer decides it is the perfect opportunity to make Barbara uncomfortable by forcing a group hug on her.  Barbara certainly has mellowed a lot over the course of this show!

Leah has a pow-wow with her step-father about having both he and her father walk her down the aisle.  If her father is willing to grow a relationship with her, she wants to give him the opportunity.  Like her mom, Leah's step-dad is supportive but has the same reservations when it comes to her biological dad's ability to keep his word.

Chelsea's dad comes by to chat about her taking a leave of absence from school.  She's starting to get whiny again about being stressed and overwhelmed.  Chelsea's father is worried that she won't actually go back to school once she takes the time off, but she promises she will be back in beauty school once she feels settled.

Kailyn calls her lawyer to find out the process behind modifying her custody agreement in the event that she and Isaac relocate with Javi.  Her attorney shares that nothing needs to take effect until he gets his orders to relocate.  Kailyn is also excited to learn that she can marry Javi first and tell Jo after the fact.  Something just sounds so sneaky about that given that it's Kailyn.

Jenelle heads to the courthouse with Kieffer and she's hoping that Dustin can get her out of the charges.  Kieffer wishes he could kick Gary's arse.  When Gary leaves the court, Kieffer menacingly walks after him until he gets into a car and speeds away.  Sure, that is the perfect way to prove you're a responsible adult…try to beat up your girlfriend's ex on the steps of the courthouse!  Barbara tries to call Jenelle and becomes livid when she hears Kieffer's voice on the voicemail message.  He's using her phone and her car?  Sounds like Kieffer is just flat out using Jenelle!  When Gary and Jenelle return home from the hearing, and I'd bet money that Kieffer is high as a kite the way he's rambling on about his behavior. 

Leah is hoping that her dad will be a bigger part of her daughters' lives as well as her own, and she calls to ask him if he wants to join Lee in walking her down the aisle.  He is excited to be a part of this ceremony, and they talk tentatively about forming a stronger father-daughter bond.

Once she's feeling better, Chelsea goes to meet with the director of the beauty school to take a month's leave of absence.  The director tells her that her grades are really low, but her attendance is even lower.  Chelsea whines about how tough moving is, and the director hands over the paperwork while giving Chelsea a pep talk.  Chelsea is concerned that her classmates don't think she'll be back…clearly they know her better than she thinks!

Kailyn drops off Isaac at Jo's, and at least the pair is being civil.  She takes Javi out to dinner, and he is excited about joining the Air Force.  Kailyn is nervous about telling Jo, but she informs Javi that she expects a proper proposal. 

Next week, Javi proposes to Kailyn, Barbara and Jenelle fight over how much time Jenelle spends with Jace, and Leah and Jeremy tie the knot. 

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What's better than one hour with Chelsea Houska, Leah Messer Sims Calvert, Jenelle Evans, and Kailyn Lowry?  Why two hours, of course!  Monday's Teen Mom gave us a double dose, and here's the recap for the second hour.  I'm almost as exhausted from writing about it as these chicks have to be living it.  Gracious!

The second hour begins after Leah and Jeremy's courthouse nuptials.  The couple can finally qualify for a joint loan on their dream home.  Due to the added expenses, Leah wants to ask Corey for more child support…because he should totally help pay her mortgage.  I kid, I kid, he needs to be supporting his daughters to the best of his ability.  Leah's heard through the grapevine that Corey has gotten a raise, so she calls him to see if he's willing to modify their agreement without going through the courts.  When he asks for her reasons, she offers up that he needs to pay more for the twins' clothing.  He's willing to discuss it when they meet to trade off the girls.

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Chelsea is still freaked out about Adam's letter, and it's causing her to miss beauty school.  She talks over her concerns with a friend, and she thinks his main goal is to hurt her, not see Aubree more often.  Chelsea reveals that if push comes to shove, she'd rather have more time with Aubree than more child support from Adam.  At least she's focusing on what is important.

Even though they are recently engaged, Gary and Jenelle are fighting more than ever.  He even kicked in her front door.  Their recent fight ensued because he wanted to spend more time with his betrothed, but her boobs hurt from her surgery so she wanted to sleep.  Gary stormed out, and Jenelle locked the door behind him…and he quickly tried to bust it down.  Regardless, Jenelle can't imagine a future with anyone else.  It's true love, y'all!

Kailyn and Javi are heading out to Las Vegas for a vacation.  Originally they had thought about getting hitched while they were there, but since he hasn't been able to take his Air Force entrance exam, Kailyn wants to wait…or does she?  She goes to get a manicure and spills the details of her life to her friend at the salon.  Kailyn's friend thinks she is totally rushing things, and Kailyn doesn't want to hear any common sense.  Kailyn decides to ask the voice of reason, so she chats with her toddler.  Does Isaac want mommy to marry Javi?  Yes!  Does Isaac want mommy to give him more cookies?  Also yes!  Isaac clearly gives the best advice.

Being proactive, Chelsea meets with an attorney to counteract anything that Adam could possibly do.  Basically, she learns that Adam's letter is rubbish and was merely a scare tactic.  Chelsea shares the news with her dad, and they both agree that Chelsea shouldn't initiate any legal proceedings.  She plans on documenting everything with Adam based on her conversation with her lawyer.  I am digging this more confident Chelsea!

Corey and Leah are meeting to exchange the twins, and she wants to come to an agreement on child support so they don't have to go to court.  Corey wonders why Leah can't just inform him when there are extra costs, and he's more than willing to contribute.  He's willing to pay anything for his daughters, but he is hurt that Leah seems to make him out to be a deadbeat.  Corey wants Leah to give him a set number so he'll know whether he can afford it, but she wants him to think long and hard about what he's willing to give.  These negotiations go much easier if someone threw out a dollar amount. 

Arriving in Vegas, Kailyn and Javi meet up with Kailyn's friend Toni.  Toni's husband is in the Air Force.  What a coincidence!  The couple shares their financial struggles, and Toni wonders if Kailyn has shared any of her plans with Jo.  I doubt that anyone would be surprised to discover that she hasn't…and she isn't planning to either–it's not Jo's business!  The crew tosses around the idea of a Vegas wedding, and Kailyn wants to go check out the chapel where Britney Spears got hitched.  No one reminds her that Britney's marriage didn't even last a day.

After their fight, Gary makes peace with Jenelle by bringing her a precious puppy.  I feel so sorry for this pooch.  The girl can't be responsible for herself, why throw an innocent dog into the mix?  Of course, just hours later, a fight between the two gets physical and both Jenelle and Gary end up in jail.  Barbara bails her tearful daughter out of the clink, and the two head back to Jenelle's house to pack up all of Gary's stuff.  Jenelle reenacts Gary's blanket abuse for her mom, and she accepts a phone call from a friend.  Gary told the cops where Jenelle's marijuana and pipe were hidden, as well as her prescription painkillers…for which, I'm guessing, she doesn't have a prescription.  Barbara silently organizes Gary's stuff while Jenelle gives a dramatic play-by-play to her friend. 

Chelsea oversleeps so she's missing yet another day of school.  While she's talking with a friend, Adam sends her a text requesting weekend time with Aubree.  She obliges, drama-free.  If Adam wants to be a father figure in Aubree's life, Chelsea isn't going to stop him.

Corey and Leah decide that an extra hundred dollars a month will be a good compromise.  His dad is shocked that Leah was in agreement, and Corey doesn't quite believe it either.  Perhaps they should memorialize their new agreement in a signed document.  Yes, Corey…go with that plan!

Kailyn, Javi, and Isaac are sightseeing in Vegas, and by sightseeing, I mean looking for places to get married.  The couple meets with the minister from the Little White Wedding Chapel, and Kailyn wants to know where Britney was standing when she had her first wedding.  THIS is what is important, y'all!  The group talks costs, and Kailyn thinks that she and Javi need to mull over their options. 

Scared of Gary, Jenelle decides to stay with her mom.  She calls her attorney Dustin Sullivan.  I bet the poor guy thought his time with Jenelle were numbered.  He advises her not to press charges without him present given the fact that she's been charged with the same crimes as Gary.  Jenelle shows Barbara all of Gary's passive aggressive Twitter messages, and Barbara hopes her daughter will be alright as she heads to work.

Corey wants a signed agreement to document the increase in child support, and Leah asks her attorney to draft a new agreement.  Her lawyer thinks that Corey needs to be paying a lot more, so now she's not willing to honor their verbal agreement.  She wants to mediate the issue to make sure that Corey is paying his fair share.  Jeremy and Leah are in awe of Ali's improvements since birth, so that's a positive, right?

Adam takes Aubree for the night, and while Chelsea hates the idea of her daughter being around his girlfriend, she doesn't want to give him any reason to start a custody battle.  Aubree throws a tantrum with Adam and his girlfriend, and I'm kind of proud of the little girl.  Adam decides to take her back to his parents.  Aubree wants nothing to do with Adam or his new lady friend, and she screams for Chelsea's dad.  Adam hightails Aubree back to Chelsea's house, and Aubree is excited to be with her mom.  He wants to know if Chelsea has considered signing his letter.  She plays very aloof.  Chelsea's dad wishes that she'd told Adam she'd thrown the letter away.

Javi wants to know Kailyn's stance on a Vegas wedding.  He thinks that they should wait and have their dream wedding.  Kailyn demands a ring before she will even entertain the idea of a wedding.  Ahh, romance at it's finest.  With marriage off the table for the remainder of their vacation, they are able to enjoy their final days in Las Vegas.

On her way to the mediation, Leah is nervous because she hasn't given Corey any indication that she's changed her mind.  Corey is fine with the new three hundred dollar increase as well as half of the girls' extra expenses, but he's livid that Leah didn't give him any indication that she wasn't going to honor their verbal agreement.  She is a manipulative one, isn't she?  Sharing the news with his dad, he's reminded that "it's just money."  I don't think Corey is as upset about the added money as he is knowing that Leah totally didn't come to him personally with the changes.

The Queen of Excellent Decisions, aka Jenelle, decides to call Kieffer to score some drugs.  Just kidding, she just wants someone to listen to her problems.  She invites him over to Barbara's house to be her shoulder to cry on.  He's such a good guy!  Geez, I wish I could bottle some self esteem and sell it to the girls of Teen Mom…for a thousand dollars a bottle of course.  They'd pay that much, and, let's be honest, they can afford it!  Kieffer hopes Jenelle finds someone better than Gary…or himself for that matter.  I finally agree with him about something!

Next week, Corey and Leah argue over the new child support agreement, and Javi passes his Air Force entrance exam.  Chelsea wants to take a break from school, and Kieffer goes after Gary.  Big times!

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Last night we were treated to two marriage themed episodes of Teen Mom.  So as to not cause our readers to overdose on all things Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry, Chelsea Houska, and Leah Messer Sims Calvert, we're splitting up the recaps.  It's just our way of letting our wonderful readers recoup from one hour of the train wreck to the next.  All in all, it was a night of proposals, weddings, and tears made in MTV heaven. 

Jenelle and Gary are back in full romance mode, and her roommate questions whether Jenelle truly loves Gary or if she just hates being alone.  Jenelle assures her that she isn't with Gary just because he's in the military and will make good money.  He's good with Jace, and she just doesn't have the energy to look for another relationship.  Jenelle admits that they both pick fights on purpose because they love the drama.  All of those are wonderful reasons to stay with someone, right?  Her roommate begs Jenelle not to accept any marriage proposals from Gary because the two clearly aren't ready to get married.  Jenelle can't make any promises.

Speaking of marriage, Leah and Gary really want to get a loan on their dream house, and they are considering getting married at the courthouse before their actual planned wedding ceremony.  She informs her mom of their plan, and her mom is fine with their plan.  Her mom wants her to tell Corey beforehand, but she's excited when Leah asks her to be a witness.  After chatting with her mom, Leah shares her early wedding plans with her sister.

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After their blow-up, Kailyn and Javi are getting along much better.  Can Kailyn get a slow clap for keeping things together for a week?  The pair talk about how great they're doing when Javi explains that he is considering joining the Air Force.  Kailyn is concerned about how much they would have to move if he followed through with his plan…after all, she has a custody agreement with Jo to keep in mind.  Javi promises to ask all of their questions when he meets with a recruiter.

Chelsea is upset with Adam's barrage of texts where he pretends to be father-of-the-year when his new girlfriend is around.  He and his new lady Taylor are getting ready to drop off Aubree, but he reminds Chelsea that he'll soon have more time with his daughter when they go to court.  Yeah, keep thinking that!  Chelsea has never kept their daughter from him…he just refuses to see Aubree for weeks at a time.  I am so happy to see Chelsea respond with anger and confidence instead of whining that Adam has found someone else.  This stronger version of Chelsea is much more likeable!  Adam drops off Aubree without even speaking to Chelsea, and I'm proud of her for not engaging in any drama.  Chelsea's friend caught a glimpse of the girlfriend and reveals to Chelsea that she isn't cute…and she was wearing a headband AND a ponytail.  Gag.

Jenelle and Gary take Jace sightseeing for the day, and they drop him off with Barbara after a fun-filled day.  Once they get back to Jenelle's house, Gary wants to talk to Jenelle privately about how great they are doing.  Jenelle, of course, has to take every opportunity to bring up Kieffer.  Because talking about her ex-boyfriend is super romantic, Gary drops to one knee and proposes to Jenelle.  After checking out his ring offering, Jenelle agrees to marry him.  These girls are insufferable.

Javi fills in Kailyn on his interview with the Air Force recruiter.  Besides the fact that he keeps giving Kailyn fourth and fifth chances, Javi seems to be one smart and responsible guy.  He broaches the subject of marriage, and Kailyn reminds him that she's facing mediation or a trial regarding Isaac's custody if they end up getting married.  They decided to see how Javi does on the enterance exam before making any further plans about their future.

The night before Leah and Jeremy plan to head to the courthouse, she calls her ex-husband to share her plans.  Corey is understandably shocked, and Leah wants him to know that Jeremy will be the father figure when he's not around.  Corey wants to know if she's implying that he isn't a good father.  Leah accuses him of being immature, and he thinks she's lashing out since they weren't able to reconcile.  She hangs up on him, and it's obvious to everyone buy Jeremy that he still has the ability to get under her skin. 

Mere hours after asking Jenelle to think twice before accepting Gary's proposal, the couple shares their exciting news with Jenelle's roommate.  She is openly skeptical, but she hopes Jenelle and Gary can actually make it to the alter.  Jenelle calls Barbara knowing her mom will be very happy at this turn of events.  While Barbara like Gary, she's concerned about how much Jenelle and Gary fight.  Well, Jenelle says, it is what it is, and hopefully they can make things work.  Everyone at least agrees that Gary is good with Jace. 

Dining with friends, Adam brags about how he silently dropped off Aubree with Chelsea.  He also tells the story of how he texted his new girlfriend to tell her he was bringing over a surprise…and that surprise was Aubree.  Really?  I'd be appalled that he hid his child from his girlfriend in order to do such a dramatic reveal until I realize that this chick is clearly only dating Adam because she knows he's on television.  She's long been aware of Aubree's existence. 

Leah is getting all dolled up for her courthouse nuptials.  If it's possible, Leah's mother is even tanner than she is.  He mom takes the twins so that Jeremy and Leah can go pick up their rings.  Leah has texted to Corey to see if he's alright.  Jeremy doesn't care about their text exchange, but she feels the need to read it to him, and she sounds like she's on the verge of tears as she reads Corey's words.  Jeremy lightens the mood by making fun of his bride-to-be's braces.

Over lunch, Kailyn tells a friend that she and Javi are taking Isaac to Las Vegas to see a friend.  If Javi passes his enterance exam, they may just get married there.  When the friend asks Kailyn if she's in love with Javi, she gives a less than covincing "yeah."  Her friend doles out some very good advice, but Kailyn seems to be half listening.  Kailyn then starts talking to Isaac about how he'll be moving with mommy and Javi and only see daddy in the summer time.  Isn't that what you want, Isaac?  Awful.

Barbara meets with Jenelle and Gary, and she urges them not to rush into marriage.  She even says that if things work out for the pair, she's be happy letting Jace live with them…far, far in the future, of course.  Barbara wakes up her grandson so he can visit with Jenelle and Gary.  He's so precious.

Chelsea takes Aubree to her dad's house, and she cries about Adam's new change of heart and his threats about taking her to court.  He reminds his daughter that Adam only does things to purposely hurt her.  Chelsea wishes that she had allowed Adam to sign over his rights when he wanted to, and her dad tries to remind her of the blessings in her life.  I truly feel badly for Chelsea during this scene.

It's time for Javi's exam, and Isaac is spending the weekend with Jo.  He and Kailyn are both confident he will pass with flying colors.  Unfortunately, his test gets postponed, but Javi is still ready to get married.  Kailyn doesn't want to rush into anything…she now thinks they should just go have fun in Vegas instead of planning to wed. 

Leah and Jeremy pick out their wedding bands at the mall before heading to the courthouse to get their marriage license.  At a nearby wedding chapel, the couple says their vows.  Jeremy tears up, and all I can think about is that this is the second time their twins have seen their mother get married…and they are barely two years old. 

The next episode aired immediately after last night's insanity, but , as I said earlier, we're saving that recap for you until tomorrow, just to spread out the Teen Mom love! 

TELL US-WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE?  ARE YOU SYMPATHIZING MORE WITH CHELSEA?

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This may sound a bit odd, but I've taken to thinking of Teen Mom 2 (actually the entire franchise) as MTV's personal Truman Show.  It's not true, it's just the network's way of punking everyone everywhere.  In fact, it's getting to be the only way I can rationalize these girls and their unapologetically abhorrent behavior (that includes you, Farrah Abraham!).  It has to be some sort of joke or satirical take on modern society, right? 

In my head, Jenelle Evans is using this as her doctoral thesis, and Leah Messer Sims Calvert is planning to use her footage to create a poignant yet ironic documentary on the importance of self-esteem and the teenage girl.  Kailyn Lowry is working undercover to fix glitches in the family court that allow one parent to abuse the legal system just to get back at the ex who scorned them…she's good at her job, by the way.  Finally, Chelsea Houska is having the last laugh, as she's actually fluent in eight languages (whining is the ninth!), and she's testing a scientific theory regarding how high pitched and nasally a voice must be before viewers press the mute button.  Well played, ladies.  Well played.  Too bad my alternate Teen Mom universe is just one blogger's sad delusions.   

So, let's get to last night's episode, shall we?  Jenelle is recovering from her boob job, and she can't wait until she's fully recovered so she can spend some time with Jace.  Sadly, that won't happen until the poor child is at least eighteen.  Gary is taking good care of her, and Jenelle wants to talk about three things: 1) Kieffer; 2) what Gary thinks of her new ta-tas; and 3) Kieffer.  Oh, wait… Kieffer has been texting Jenelle, and Gary isn't willing to lose his "career" to fight with such a loser if he decides to come visit.  He'd rather get back to checking out Jenelle's new rack.

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Adam, shockingly, is still MIA, and he's made no attempt to see daughter Aubree.  Chelsea takes her daughter to get some froyo with her dad.  She's nervous because, while she's doing well in school, she doesn't feel ready to start working with real customers…and that's on the syllabus for this week.  Newsflash, honey–those customers are a lot more nervous than you!  Even though Chelsea just ca–ann'tt staaa-aanddd the idea of staying in the Dakotas, she's found a house that she's willing to move into once she gets a lease signed.  If Aubree wasn't so flipping cute, I would have muted about two seconds into the scene, thus proving Chelsea's hypothesis on a whining to mute button ratio.

It's overwhelming being a teen mom, y'all, but it's even more overwhelming when you've got twin toddlers, you're re-engaged to your ex-fiance after dumping him for your ex-husband, you're nineteen and planning wedding number two, and you're househunting all at the same time!  Talk about stress!  Poor Leah needs to vent with her mom and admits she hasn't been sleeping well because one of the girls woke up super early.  Grandma has just the anecdote for a wide awake two-year-old—coffee!  No, seriously.  Did that just happen?  As Leah and her mom allow the twins to slurp on coffee (again, seriously?), Leah reveals how stressful it is doing all the things I just mentioned.  Oh God.  Oh God!  Leah's mom has found the perfect wedding planning company called Lover's Lane Myrtle Beach.  LEAVE MY STATE ALONE, REALITY TELEVISION!  Leave us be, please!  Sure, we like cut-off t-shirts and four-wheeling, but for the love of all that is decent, don't let Leah get married in my state.  Of course, given the fact that my state rocks, the wedding planner is totally legit, and she doesn't miss a beat when then babies start screaming.  Perhaps Leah's mom shouldn't lift them by their elbows…

Playing house isn't easy for Kailyn and Javi because he had the nerve to bring his dog with him.  Isaac is diligently on poop control.  Kailyn informs Javi that the dogs need to stay in the backyard because she's expecting company.  He refuses, citing a hole in the fence.  Kailyn, in turn, cusses at him in front of Isaac.  Lovely.  Gigi arrives and the dogs are tag teaming the toddlers.  When Kailyn goes to scream at Javi, he doesn't want to hear her.  She pushes him, tries to smack him, and tells him she hates him.  Javi, listen to me.  Call Jo right now.  Y'all could start a club.  Ahh young love.  She's crying and trying to apologize, but he doesn't want to hear it after she attacked him.  Kailyn is hysterical, and Javi hits the road.  Please, please stop crying and cussing in front of the babies.  Please.  It's not fun to watch, even when MTV gives us a quick disclaimer about dating violence. 

Jeremy and Leah are putting in an offer on a house, and he teases her that the home has enough space for all of her hoarding.  The couple is meeting with the realtor, and he recommends trying to close in two weeks.  Both of their names are going on the mortgage…smart move there, Jeremy.  The realtor tries to explain the closing process as Leah wrangles the twins.

It's Chelsea's first day working with real clients, and she is beyond nervous.  Her first client is an up-do, and she's freaking out…not that she needs to be concerned because her first appointment is super stoked to be styled by one of MTV's finest.  Chelsea actually engages normally with her client, and her voice remains at a normal cadence for longer than just a few words.  Not only that, she impresses the girl with her beachy,wavy up-do.  Chelsea has clearly found her niche in the cosmetology world.  There is hope for this one yet!

To show how responsible she is, Jenelle has invited her mom, her mom's boyfriend, and Jace over for dinner.  Barbara can't stop talking about how much Jace has missed Gary, and she enlists the couple to baby-sit.  Jenelle's mother and her boyfriend joke over dinner about the softening and dropping of the implants, and Barbara opines about how this never would be possible with Kieffer.  Gary has really made an impression, that's for sure.

Kailyn is starting to worry that Javi won't come back home, and she thinks he is going to leave her.  She hopes that if she goes to counseling for anger management (like she's supposed to be doing after her incident with Jo), Javi will reconsider their relationship.  Kailyn doesn't like to hear her friends agree that her temper is out of control.

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It's the umpteenth moving day for Chelsea this season, and after she gets her stuff in place, she and Aubree meet her friend Meghan for some hibachi.  We remember Meghan as the girl who got pregnant after watching Chelsea go through the pitfalls of being a teen mom…so she did the exact opposite of what MTV hopes to accomplish with this show.  Meghan reveals that A-D-A-M has a new girlfriend, and Chelsea can't believe his nerve after she almost, maybe, could have gotten pregnant from their latest hook-up.  The duo continues to talk about unprotected sex, bullcrap, and Adam's bad taste in girlfriends while poor Aubree feeds herself some Miso.  She's going to have quite a vocabulary at pre-school.

Ali is having her annual evaluation, and a very, VERY orange Leah listens intently to the progress her daughter has made.  Emotionally and cognitively, Ali is on the mark, age-wise, although she still needs to work on her motor skills.  I do have to say that this sweet girl is so lucky to have so many people working with her.  A much less orange Leah calls Corey and informs him he needs to start attending Ali's physical therapy sessions so that no matter who Ali is with, her care and practice is consistent.  They both agree that their goal is to get Ali on her feet, and he agrees to alter his work schedule so he can attend at least a few of her sessions a month. 

After her friends leave, Kailyn is starting to get worried about Javi's whereabouts.  She calls him, and he agrees to come talk to her about what happened.  Kailyn wants him to work with her, and he is very gracious in forgiving her.  However, I do think she expected him not to agree with her when she said she needed help with her temper. 

At Barbara's house, Jenelle is spending more time on her phone than with Jace.  Her mother is very frustrated, and Jenelle calls Gary and threatens to leave to go hang out with friends since her mom is being so unreasonable.  She actually wants Jenelle to HELP.  Can you believe her nerve?  Gary gets angry and reminds Jenelle that she volunteered to baby-sit, and she needs to spend more time with her son.  She's dropping the "f" bomb left and right while drying off a crying Jace.  Jenelle screams, while Barbara yells and cries.  Jenelle doesn't need her mom to say bad things about her in front of Jace.  He can figure out that she's a deadbeat all on his own. 

Corey has the twins while Leah and Jeremy try to apply for a loan.  The bank informs them that it will be harder to get the money they need until they are married, but Leah really, really wants this house.  Jeremy suggests a courthouse ceremony so they can get the loan, and they can still have their dream wedding in a few months.  Leah is on board with his plan, as long as he agrees that their anniversary will be the date of the ceremony.

An always douchey Adam drops a letter in Chelsea's mailbox.  He's written a letter of consent to change the jurisdiction of some pending family law issue between the two to a new county…I'm guessing child support.  Chelsea's father advises her to tell Adam she won't sign it until she can consult her attorney.  Dishing on this new twist to a friend, Chelsea isn't whining at all.  She's totally confident and focused on taking A-D-A-M to task.  I want to see more of this Chelsea!

Isaac is with Jo, so Kailyn and Javi are spending some quality time together.  He's planned for the couple to swim with the sharks at the aquarium.  How cool are Javi's date planning skills?  Kail doesn't realize how lucky she is.  She tries to explain her temper to Javi, and she considers taking boxing lessons.  He is quick to forgive her.

Jenelle never returned home to baby-sit, but Gary stepped up to the plate.  He takes Jace to see his lounging mom.  Gary has gotten Jace his first bike, and the three of them of have a fun day.  At the end of the day, Barbara goes off on Jenelle and her love of weed.  Gary tells Jenelle she needs to listen to her mother's tantrum, but she storms out of the house.  Barbara thanks Gary for his help, and he promises to try to talk some sense into Jenelle.  Silly Gary.

Next week, Gary proposes, and Adam spends the day with Aubree…and his new girlfriend.  Leah and Jeremy make it official for the sake of their mortgage, and Javi wants a Vegas wedding with Kailyn. 

TELL US-WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE?  COULD JENELLE BE ANY MORE SELFISH?  IS CHELSEA MORPHING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES?

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