My apologies for a Farrah Abraham story on a Monday but we just can't resist the ish that comes out of her mouth. Today's rambles include more about her Celebrity Sex Tape trilogy and a diss aimed at her Teen Mom co-stars.
Farrah says she turned to writing after the mess that was her leaked sex tape. And by "sex tape" I mean professionally produced porn by Vivid Entertainment and by "leaked" I mean professionally distributed porn by Vivid Entertainment.
Farrahexplains, "I think because of the experiences I went through and I think some of them were unfair and I guess judged incorrectly from the public when I was going through some things with my sex tape – I think it was the catalyst for me to start writing therapeutically and then I was thinking of fictional characters so I could kind of get out of my head and this came about." If you tilt your head to the right and close one eye, that very long sentence kind of makes sense.
It was hard for Taylor to find love again, y'all. She tells the magazine, "When everything you think is one way turns out to be different, it's a scary feeling. I couldn't fathom ever loving somebody again, ever trusting somebody again."
"We both wanted girls and we wanted them to be healthy and free of genetic diseases so we chose to do IVF," Abbey told Us. "I have always heard women say you just know when you are pregnant and I totally understand that now. Your body, smell, sensitivity, and cravings all change. Mine did from day one."
Abbey continued, she and Joe were "screaming and so loud with excitement" after a blood test confirmed the pregnancy.
When it comes to Farrah, two things are certain: she has no shame and she knows what to say to get a headline. So of course a publisher of smut books would want to hitch a ride on the Farrah Express. They will have to sit up front though. The caboose is closed for repairs.
Farrah's first stop: Radar. To talk about Sophia, her five-year-old daughter, reading the erotica. When she's older, of course, but now is a perfect time to talk about it. #EyeRoll
The couple got engaged last year with an elaborate fleur de lis yellow gold ring and then proceeded to work their relationship on reality TV. The couple relocated to Colorado (where John, an attorney, is from) and he is in the process of adopting Taylor's daughterKennedy. And now – they're about to make their coupledom official!
“Taylor and John will be getting married this weekend,” a source revealed to Radar Online. “Taylor has invited several of her former Beverly Hills housewives co-stars, [and] the couple has hired celebrity wedding planner David Tutera to assist with the big day.”
Is there anything genuine about Farrah Abraham?!? She seriously can't even release epically bad music without lying or screwing someone.
In case you missed it, Farrah released her new music single Blowin last week. The song is horrendous. The video is worse. But this is Farrah the Faker we're talking about – we watched, we snarked, and we went about our day. We do not expect greatness (not even kinda good) from this former Teen Mom star.
So imagine my surprise when a second person claimed Farrah stole the song from him. Someone actually wants credit for Blowin? Ummm.. okay then.
So who would have ever thought that Jon Gosselin would be reconciling with ex-wife Kate? It's crazy, right? I'm kidding, of course! The former Jon & Kate Plus Eight stars still despise one another, but I needed a good teaser. The pair is once again at odds in the media (because being pissed at each other in private doesn't garner any attention).
Lashing out about his wife's decision to feature their twins and sextuplets on a TLC update special, Jon is expressing his disgust and disappointment with the fact he wasn't asked to be included at the lengths Kate will go to in exploiting their children. You know, I was truly on Jon's side until I watched him on Couples Therapy. Geez. Cue the violins!
Farrah Abraham, who's forever promoting her coast-to-coast appearances at Night Clubs and Gentleman's Clubs, shared the above photo from the SXSW festival in Austin on Instagram yesterday. As usual, the picture riled up the former Teen Mom star's critics, who left countless "bad mom" and "never with your child" comments.
Farrah lashed out at her haters, insisting she's a "damn good" mom to Sophia, late last night. "Happy Saint Patty's Day," she wrote. "I had an amazing day with my BooBooSophia. That picture I previously uploaded was from about a week ago so for all you people saying I'm never with my daughter – I am."