Some days we just skip writing up her story completely because as we're forming the post, 12 new things pop up. It's an impossible task and sometimes we just can't, there aren't enough hours in the day.
Case in point: today. We started to type up an article about Courtland heading to court next week to face the charges of domestic violence toward Jenelle. While we were formulating it, two more things happened. Actually many more than that, but we're limiting this nonsense to three news items today and I use the word "news" very, very loosely here. Let's work our way backwards, shall we?
Jenelle has been rushed to the hospital via ambulance this afternoon. As she has shared before, she suffers from ovarian cysts and has been hospitalized for them in the past. It looks like that may be what's happening again.
Things are heating up in the assault case and yesterday Courtland's mom, Holley Rogers, along with Courtland's sister, Carson Rogers, were subpoenaed to court. Our source tells us, "The charges are false and those that are close with the family feel that Jenelle will get in trouble in the end."
Well, they lit that flame on Wednesday, and that is, like, an eternity ago in the world in which Jenelle lives. Today, the Teen Mom 2 star shared that she's "SINGLE" and committed to "being addicted to relationships" therapy. Oy vey.
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This time she stayed for about a week. As soon as she returned to civilization – if you can call twitter civilization – Jenelle hopped on twitter to get in a fight with ex-husband who still loves publicity her, Courtland Rogers for spending time with his babymama, Taylor Lewis.
Let's break this down!
First up, Jenelle flees rehab again:
“Jenelle just needed to spend some time trying to figure things out,” a source tells RadarOnline. “She doesn’t think she really needs it. She’s ready to live her life like a normal person not on drugs or dealing with the crappy guys who were around her.”
When he's not professing his undying love for Jenelle Evans on twitter, Courtland Rogers has been begging tabloids to call him. Hey – he's unemployed and needs the money.
Well it seems he's finally gotten his day in the sun. One day after Jenelle's attorney announced that the Teen Mom 2 star is in rehab for unspecified drugs, Courtland is revealing just what substance led her to treatment.
Unshockingly Courtland reveals that when they married they weren't in a coherent frame of mind.
"Jenelle and I of course are still married. There’s a reason for that. The reason being that when we first got together we were both not doing too good on prescription drugs. We had problems," Courtlandshares with OK! Magazine.
Jenelle been absent on twitter the last couple days which prompted rumors that she's back in treatment. Her attorney, Dustin T. Sullivan confirmed that yes, Jenelle is back in rehab for unspecified drug use.
"Jenelle is in a rehabilitation treatment facility in North Carolina to address any addiction issues for drug use," Mr. Sullivantells E! News. No word on how long Jenelle is expected to stay in treatment, but Courtland promises he'll be waiting!
So, when Jenelle Evans tweeted "hello there" Friday night, it took me a few minutes to remember that the Teen Mom 2 star was supposed to be in rehab.
"There were serious problems with the place Jenelle was at in Florida so she transferred facilities and is now relocated," friend Kristin reported yesterday. "Again drugs play no role in why she is there. She left rehab Friday, stayed in a hotel, and flew out of Orlando this morning."
Jenelle spent her free time laying low and reading a book on Twitter, aka the land of drama and haters, after supposedly entering rehab solely to get away from drama and haters. Of course she did.
According to the melodramatic Teen Mom 2 star, Courtland Rogers caused her to have the "most horrible day ever" and now she regrets ever marrying him. Can you feel the passion behind those words? Most. Horrible. Day. Ever.
Considering the mess that is Jenelle's life, I braced myself for what could have possibly led to the "most horrible day ever" and continued reading.
Oh… the anticipation.
Jenelle tweeted, “Found out all of my clothes got pawned at Platos Closet today by @coutryb11, so upset.”