Courtney Stodden left little to the imagination as she tried out for the Miss Farmers Market pageant helped promote Pink's Hot Dogs' new Veggie Dogs in support of PETA. Courtney was wearing any attention-grabbing lettuce leaf string bikini.
Courtney's parents of the year, Alex Stodden and Krista Keller, and her husbandDoug Hutchison were on hand at Hollywood and Highland as she strutted around, making everyone in the vicinity rethink their salad selections for lunch yesterday afternoon.
It all makes perfect sense now. Why do a solo sex tape when you can walk the streets of Hollywood & Highland nearly naked instead?
Is Courtney Stodden trying to upset Farrah Abraham? The child bride (now an adult) has been offered "big money" to film a solo sex tape, according to her mother-of-the-year, Krista Keller.
Apparently an online adult-film site erroneously believes a lot of people want to see Courtney and her new set of boulder boobs rock out to 'I Touch Myself…' (OK, I made the song part up…) and offered her an extremely lucrative deal to shoot two "solo scenes" that would be edited together for a "360 degree" video. Oh gross, I feel ill now.
The CEO of Panoporn Max Gambler believes Courtney could garner $3.5 – $5 million in profit if she agrees to a backend deal and a guarantee of $100,000 – $200,000 up front.
Courtney and Doug filmed a new video for "Passion and Pleasure", a love and sex therapy course with Dr. Ava Cadell. They're reportedly taking a couples course on relationships and other things that we won't talk about. Courtney was proudly showing off her swag bags as they left the building.
Clearly Courtney hasn't updated her wardrobe since getting her new implants – they barely fit in her dress. Let's call this another case of "if I have to see it, so do you". Because we're in this together. Right? Right?
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison took their creepy to new levels this weekend. Courtney proved that she is dying to show off her new boobs to anyone who can't manage to look away from the trainwreck. The former Couples Therapy stars stepped out to attend Plastic Martyr's birthday bash, with Courtney wearing almost nothing but her birthday suit.
Courtney was dressed in a black see-through mesh getup – featuring pretty much just a pair of zippered undies and some pasties covering her nipples. Doug was sporting some major eyeliner. Class acts, as always.
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Courtney Stodden bought herself some bigger boobs! The former Couples Therapy star loves the new boobs because they make her look more Jessica Rabbit-y. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!
It almost seems like Farrah Abraham wrote a follow-up to How My Teenage Dream Ended, titled How My Porn Career Began, and Courtneybought a copy. Her jeepers creepers husband probably had to read it to her but that's besides the point.