Courtney Stodden has left the country, ya'll! The little ray of sunshine made her debut last night onCelebrity Big Brother in the UK. She made us proud by dressing in her finest hookeh wear, complete with her good churchin' heels.
Mrs. Doug Hutchison isn't the only American to do the show this time around. She'll be rubbing elbows (and hopefully that's all) with former Saved by the Bell creepster Screech (aka Dustin Diamond). Courtney is reportedly stepping in for Bobbi Kristina Brown, who bowed out at the last minute. I'm secretly wishing I could tune in for this hot mess!
The best comment on our Facebook post was from Natalie, who said "You're Welcome United Kingdom. Remember no refunds!!"
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Is there trouble in paradise for Hollywood's cutest, most normal, and highly revered husband and wife duo? I certainly hope not! However, it appears that Courtney Stodden will be spending some time apart from her main squeeze father figure number one tubster hubster Doug Hutchison.
Apparently, Courtney is making her way across the pond to participate in the U.K.'s version of Celebrity Big Brother. The only snag? Doug wasn't invited to join her! Bloody awkward!
Courtney Stodden and her two sizes too small dress hung out with her daddy husband Doug Hutchison at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. this week. Courtney and Doug stopped to put on a PDA parade for the photographers waiting outside before they headed home.
We still haven't heard any updates on the reality showCourtney was filming with Adrienne Maloof's BFF Bobby Trendy. I have to admit that I'd tune in for that. I'm determined to figure out the real deal behind Courtney and Doug's relationship/marriage and I'd consider it research to analyze a reality show based around her. It's sick, I know, but I love a good mystery.
The 2013 EOTM Awards, hosted by Farrah Abraham, were held last night in L.A.
The EOTMs (aka Entrepreneurs on the Move) handed out "accolades presented by the EOTM Radio & TV Network celebrating entrepreneurial achievements and performances in business, philanthropy and the arts (recordings, television, radio, literature, film, directing and writing)".
FormerTeen Mom star Farrah not only hosted the event, but took home an award for Best Inspirational Literature for her tome "My Teenage Dream Ended". No lie. She was also up for "Outstanding Reality Star" (even though she's been off the air for how long now?). Farrah was up against Kyle Richards, Courtney Stodden, NeNe Leakes, Mama Dee, and others.
Also nominated for an EOTM? Gretchen Rossi andTami Roman for "Entrepreneur of the Year". And Bobby Trendy for Emerging Designer of the Year.
No, I didn't type all of that with a straight face.
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Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Courtney Stodden left little to the imagination as she tried out for the Miss Farmers Market pageant helped promote Pink's Hot Dogs' new Veggie Dogs in support of PETA. Courtney was wearing any attention-grabbing lettuce leaf string bikini.
Courtney's parents of the year, Alex Stodden and Krista Keller, and her husbandDoug Hutchison were on hand at Hollywood and Highland as she strutted around, making everyone in the vicinity rethink their salad selections for lunch yesterday afternoon.
It all makes perfect sense now. Why do a solo sex tape when you can walk the streets of Hollywood & Highland nearly naked instead?
Is Courtney Stodden trying to upset Farrah Abraham? The child bride (now an adult) has been offered "big money" to film a solo sex tape, according to her mother-of-the-year, Krista Keller.
Apparently an online adult-film site erroneously believes a lot of people want to see Courtney and her new set of boulder boobs rock out to 'I Touch Myself…' (OK, I made the song part up…) and offered her an extremely lucrative deal to shoot two "solo scenes" that would be edited together for a "360 degree" video. Oh gross, I feel ill now.
The CEO of Panoporn Max Gambler believes Courtney could garner $3.5 – $5 million in profit if she agrees to a backend deal and a guarantee of $100,000 – $200,000 up front.
Courtney and Doug filmed a new video for "Passion and Pleasure", a love and sex therapy course with Dr. Ava Cadell. They're reportedly taking a couples course on relationships and other things that we won't talk about. Courtney was proudly showing off her swag bags as they left the building.
Clearly Courtney hasn't updated her wardrobe since getting her new implants – they barely fit in her dress. Let's call this another case of "if I have to see it, so do you". Because we're in this together. Right? Right?