NeNe Leakes has left the building! And some real-ish therapy happened on Real Housewives Of Atlanta! Well, as real as you’re gonna get from 4 broads whose occupations are Shadeologists (degree available online at Shade U, an akkredited university), and one broad whose occupation is Denialologist, degree available at MamaJoyce Be Your Guide.com. Oh, and NeNe, well she kept it real NeNe – all the problems aren’t her fault, and Dr. Jeff shouldn’t be allowing everyone to “dump” them in her lap on a plate from the buffet. Well Kandi Burruss would still eat it!
Therapy is in progress when NeNe up and flees, toting two Birkins filled with her emotional baggage. Dr. Jeff, the yappy Pomeranian on her heels, begs her to return. NeNe’s glowing red transformer eyes accuse him of allowing everyone to blame her for all the issues. It was a conspiracy! The entire first part of the session, was all NeNe, all times. Usually she likes that sort of thing but not when she’s being told what she doesn’t want to hear!
Dr. Jeff tries to appease NeNe by reminding her that she has so much to contribute. In response NeNe snaps, “You should lose your license!” Dr. Jeff follows NeNe out to her car, counseling her about anger taking her to dark places… She uses all of her self-restraint not to poke his eyes out, then commands the guards to haul him away and throw him in the viper pit.
About Porsha Williams and Phaedra Parks talking about her and claiming to have dirt on her, Cynthia shared, “At this point I am never surprised to see these two ladies gossiping and speaking negatively about me. Lately I seem to be their favorite topic of conversation.”
NeNe Leakes took to her own personal website once again to share her thoughts on this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. If there’s one thing I love, it’s NeNe unfiltered and unedited.
NeNe starts off, “I wanna just jump right in and keep it 100 with y’all so excuse my language if it gets a little rough here and there. I just want you to feel where I am coming from and what I was dealing with during the course of filming. I am definitely a strong woman, but human at the same time.”
Phaedra Parks visits Porsha Williams for dinner at Casa de Eviction 3.0 way out in Africa. Porsha opens some bags of frozen stuff and was struggling with the scissors… too bad Claudia Jordan‘s snaggletoes weren’t there to help a sister out!
Porsha is wearing a collar with chain around her neck because she’s a kept-woman chained to the stove? Isn’t Phaedra the one playing 50 Shades of African Chocolate?
NeNe Leakes has the same question we all do: What is going on with Cynthia Bailey? But while we are pondering this, she has other things to do, like her NEW J-O-B-S. Yes, of course, NeNe is making that money with a new role on Oxygen and possibly a spot on Fashion Police as the new Joan?!
But, first of all, NeNe has concerns. Why are some Real Housewives Of Atlanta stars are so bothered by her supporting Phaedra Parks through a difficult time? “What is the problem with me being there for Phaedra during a rough time in her life? I’m not there bashing her other friendships,” NeNe declares.
“My being there is totally coming from a good place, because I’m not looking for friendship within this circle of women,” insists NeNe. “If something naturally develops, then great! Let me know your thoughts on that!”
NeNe Leakes was spotted leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills while Curtis Stone stood in front of the tiniest step and repeat to ever grace a red carpet while Kyle Richards took her gorgeous girls to a special screening of Cinderella.
The most shocking picture this week is of North West in Paris! She apparently won some sort of epic battle with her designer-whore parents and was allowed to be seen in public with peasant luggage!! Nori was cuter than ever rolling her sparkly “Frozen” suitcase through the airport with mom Kim Kardashian.
Kenya said the move didn’t surprise her at all. “Phaedra has always either told lies or diverted the attention from herself to someone else to avoid the truth being told about her,” she said. “Cynthia merely stated that Phaedra never fact checked prior to spreading Apollo’s lies about me. Phaedra had no response or defense, and thus she fled so she didn’t have to answer the obvious.”
I think it’s safe to say that no one is safe from rumors, backstabbing, or shade throwing on this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta! Cynthia Bailey has been gossiping about Phaedra Parks’ alleged Mr.C chocolate cravings, and Phaedra is stirring the pot regarding Kandi Burruss’ loyalties. Phaedra has been venting to Porsha Williams about how she feels her friend is siding with Apollo because of his friendship with Kandi’s husband Todd. As for Kenya Moore, she’s just waving her Krayonce flag and twirling with delight not to be the this season’s main target, while NeNe Leakes channels her inner cruise director…on a boat ride straight into the heart of darkness!
Kandi, like her counterparts, seems to suffer from the innate inability to be able to dish it, but not so much take it. In the RHOA realm, “it” refers to any combination of whispers, scandals, and busy body chit-chat where the only applicable rule is “talk with me about anyone but don’t talk with anyone about me.” Sixth grade social rules in their most basic form, for sure!