Last night was the season premiere of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, and things are all a’crazy in the great big blender of Bravo. First of all NeNe Leakes has made her triumphant return to claim her crown has the queen of the peaches. That’s what she thinks anyway. Also, Kenya Moore is FINALLY married. Hallelujah – Jesus exists.
Phaedra Parks is sadly no longer with us after she threw herself a Phuneral By Phaedra with her epic lie about Kandi Burruss last season. Which means Porsha Williams is allllll by her-seeeelf. No Frick, only Frack. Just a girl and her Hennessey and the menz will soon follow, or something!
Kandi continues her quest for world domination with fried chicken. And like fried chicken, everybody wants a piece of Kandi! Her life has become like one of Aunt Bertha‘s sweet potato pies – cut in a million different slices with no one getting a big enough slice. The OLG Restaurant is going great – so long as Kandi is there. Apparently no one is visiting for a Mama Joyce sighting – or they’re afraid she’ll spit in their food.
There’s no better way to start out your weekend than with the best reality star Instagram posts of the week. No need to scroll through your feed or type in all of the names that matter. I got you covered and there was a lot going on this week and this is aside from the Halloween festivities.
The entire Jersey Shore cast (minus one person) got together to celebrate Deena Cortese’s wedding, getting me all nostalgic. The Real Housewives of Dallas stars gathered with Andy Cohen to film the Season 2 reunion and posted a group photo to show off their glamorous ensembles (and spray tans…most likely). Dorinda Medley and Tinsley Mortimer went all out when they dressed up as famous pop stars for Halloween. The Vanderpump Rules cast were living it up with appearances at the World Series and an LA clothing store launch. The Southern Charm crew made it very clear that they are filming the next season because they were turning up all over Charleston doing shotskis, watching Monday Night Football, and attending restaurant openings.
We have an all new photo roundup for you! The reality stars were out and about celebrating Halloween and attending various other events. First up: Vanderpump Rules stars Ariana Madix and Tom Sandovalgot dressed up again for the treats! Magazine’s 7th Halloween Party in Partnership with Rolls-Royce Black Badge, Absolut Elyx, & Perrier Jouet Poor Ariana is probably relieved that Halloween is over. She was sharing on Twitter that Tom was driving her nuts with his light saber. She Tweeted, “i’m seriously so f**king sick of my boyfriend’s light sabers.” And then she made things worse by Tweeting about the sabers, “omg now I’m getting promoted ads for f**king ultra sabers. I can’t escape.”
Also celebrating Halloween last night: Bethenny Frankel, who dressed up as Marilyn Monroe, who I actually mistook for Barbie at first.
Ho, Ho, Ho it’s Happy Halloween – oh wait, wrong holiday! Things are confusing around here as our favorite reality stars swap their surgically altered faces for actual masks and a collection of crazy-fun halloween costumes! Below Ramona Singer wore a latex jumpsuit to an Erika Jayne concert (yes, that really happened), Cynthia Bailey dressed in drag as her ex LEON!, Jenelle Evans played a deer hunted by David Eason (no – no irony there!) and Kandi Burruss got fly like it was 1985.
Above, Kim Zolciak posed as an icon. “So fun! In honor of an icon @hughhefner my gorgeous hubby @kroybiermann is channeling you tonight and Im channeling one of my fav Playmates of all time @tiffallon THANK YOU @vintageinspiredbyjackie for making this perfect “Playboy Bunny” costume It’s a Dream! First time Kroy and I have EVER dressed up so fun #RHOAFinale #Pray4Me”
It’s everybody’s yummiest weekend treat – an roundup of Instagram photos from our favorite attention-loving reality stars! Above Bethenny Frankel and Fredrik Eklund, who will soon be getting their own spinoff called Keeping It Real Estate, reveal they just co-listed a property today.
The Real Housewives Of New York star announced, “These 2 idiots have listed their apartment today. This was a design & bickering collaboration that has resulted in a 2 bedroom masterpiece.” Don’t worry – neither Bethenny nor Fredrik are are moving from their stunning homes, it’s a flipper upper.
The reality stars have been out and about a lot over the past few days already! We have an all new reality star sighting roundup for you tonight! Above: former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville attended the 12th Annual Denim, Diamonds And Stars at Four Seasons Hotel Westlake Village.