This week on Don’t Be Tardy,Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann are in Meeyaami!! They’re there to meet with a plastic surgeon to get Kim’s body back to when she was 21. That’s a tall order folks for the doctor.
While waiting at the doctor’s office Kroy brings it upon himself to try out a few of the implants laying on the doctor’s desk. I can’t help but think everyone does this while they are waiting for implant consultations. Kim calls Sweetie for the hundredth time to check on the kids (more like check her reflection on the FaceTime camera) and who walks in…Dr. Lenny Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami! Props to Kim as he was a favorite of mine and is very professional. She’s hoping for a six-pack overnight but Dr. Lenny tells her half the battle will have to be at the gym to achieve. Say what??! Kim does not work out. Getting down to the nitty gritty asap, the next scene is Kim stripping for Dr. Lenny to do an evaluation and God Bless Kim for doing this. She is one brave cookie to show the cameras what pregnancy can do to a woman’s body. Either way, Kroy loves her no matter what. However, I will totally sympathize with Kim – after my first son, my body was a shell of what it was before and I know Kim is doing this surgery for herself rather than solely for Kroy.
Believe it or not, Teen Mom 2 won Wednesday night, with 1.553 million viewers. Also this week, 1.559 million watched the ALDC prepare for Nationals on Dance Moms and 1.018 million tolerated Josh Altman’s ego on Million Dollar Listing LA. In summary, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, and Teen Mom 2 ruled the cable ratings this week, and I don’t know whether to weep for our society or thank all of you for the job security.
On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, we’re back at the campfire and waking up to the aroma of fresh bacon sizzling on the grill compliments of Kroy Biermann (love him!).
The gang gathers around the tent for breakfast after their first night in the woods. Activity of the day – fishing! The kids go digging for worms and off they go to the lake. Kim Zolciak, although looking ridiculous in her overstuffed plush robe, appears to be cozy and wait for it….enjoying herself! Ariana, Brielle and KJ are also enjoying themselves to Kim’s surprise.
In case you haven’t heard or checked your DVR’s “to do” list for this weekend, there’s no new episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight. Perhaps Bravo is scrambling to edit the rest of the season? In any event, if you had you had your heart set on RHONJ, you can now head off to that Labor Day family BBQ instead. For the rest of us homebodies, we can tune in and watch Kim Zolciak “rough it” in the wild with the rest of the Biermann family on a new episode of Don’t Be Tardy.
Earlier this week Kim shared that she had never been camping before she went on this little adventure with Kroy that we’ll get to see tonight. “I have never ever been camping in my life! I didn’t do it as a kid, it wasn’t something we did. It was completely foreign to me. I just can’t grasp the concept of sleeping outside with insects when I have a beautiful home with a really comfy bed!”
On this week’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, it’s a beautiful morning for the Biermann Family! Kim Zolciak lets us know that she loves the sound of the FedEx delivery truck (aka Santa Claus) as they can only mean posh, luxurious gifts waiting for her to devour. After ripping through her usual order of Louis Vuitton bags and what not, she opens up some odd items that Kroy has ordered. Solar showers and female urinals among them and oh, crap! Kim forgot she promised Kroy Biermann she would go camping in exchange for her high-end shopping spree earlier that month.
She tries to bail on the trip when she finds Kroy in the basement getting organized and ready to go for a fun time in the wilderness. Kroy wants her to unplug for a bit and detach from her hectic life and enjoy the great outdoors for a few days. Kim is all, “Ugh!! Fine!”.
But the Don’t Be Tardy star has another tip! “Here’s one of my secrets!! 310 Shake the hottest shake in hollywood right now, You should try it! You can get free samples and a shaker cup at www.try310shake.com,” Kim advertised on Instagram. “It’s a great way to control or lose weight and it’s super healthy for you!”