On this week’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann are packing for the the big surgery to be had in Miami. They’re going over their checklist with all the kids and Sweetie Hughes. I have to say the pair of pink pants that Kim is wearing are quite possibly the tightest pants I’ve seen in a LONG time. Ariana and Brielle are reluctantly listening to Kim bark out orders while wearing headbands that are cute but also not cute. I can’t decide. It’s like trying to make fetch work – and I’m not feeling it.
Anyway, Kim is excited about her new boobs and tummy even thought the girls reassure her she is beautiful regardless of any enhancing that she wants to get done. Kim’s turning her hernia operation in an episode of Extreme Makeover, but hell, I don’t blame her for knocking out the hernia thing and packing new boobs and a tight tummy in the same punch. She’s certainly efficient!
Can you believe that Kim Zolciak has given birth to six kids!! I can’t, judging by the photos the former star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta keeps posting in Instagram. Now, Kim has never been shy about the fact that she may not have gotten her bikini-ready body from diet and exercise, but instead with a little help from her plastic surgeon. We even saw her most recent consultation on Don’t Be Tardy.
But things may have changed, now that Kim has six mouths to feed. Can’t afford to run out to the plastic surgeon when you see a bulge anymore. Or at least that is what I am assuming since Kim gave a shoutout to 310Nutrition in the Instagram caption.
This week on Don’t Be Tardy,Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann are in Meeyaami!! They’re there to meet with a plastic surgeon to get Kim’s body back to when she was 21. That’s a tall order folks for the doctor.
While waiting at the doctor’s office Kroy brings it upon himself to try out a few of the implants laying on the doctor’s desk. I can’t help but think everyone does this while they are waiting for implant consultations. Kim calls Sweetie for the hundredth time to check on the kids (more like check her reflection on the FaceTime camera) and who walks in…Dr. Lenny Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami! Props to Kim as he was a favorite of mine and is very professional. She’s hoping for a six-pack overnight but Dr. Lenny tells her half the battle will have to be at the gym to achieve. Say what??! Kim does not work out. Getting down to the nitty gritty asap, the next scene is Kim stripping for Dr. Lenny to do an evaluation and God Bless Kim for doing this. She is one brave cookie to show the cameras what pregnancy can do to a woman’s body. Either way, Kroy loves her no matter what. However, I will totally sympathize with Kim – after my first son, my body was a shell of what it was before and I know Kim is doing this surgery for herself rather than solely for Kroy.
Believe it or not, Teen Mom 2 won Wednesday night, with 1.553 million viewers. Also this week, 1.559 million watched the ALDC prepare for Nationals on Dance Moms and 1.018 million tolerated Josh Altman’s ego on Million Dollar Listing LA. In summary, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, and Teen Mom 2 ruled the cable ratings this week, and I don’t know whether to weep for our society or thank all of you for the job security.
On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, we’re back at the campfire and waking up to the aroma of fresh bacon sizzling on the grill compliments of Kroy Biermann (love him!).
The gang gathers around the tent for breakfast after their first night in the woods. Activity of the day – fishing! The kids go digging for worms and off they go to the lake. Kim Zolciak, although looking ridiculous in her overstuffed plush robe, appears to be cozy and wait for it….enjoying herself! Ariana, Brielle and KJ are also enjoying themselves to Kim’s surprise.
In case you haven’t heard or checked your DVR’s “to do” list for this weekend, there’s no new episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight. Perhaps Bravo is scrambling to edit the rest of the season? In any event, if you had you had your heart set on RHONJ, you can now head off to that Labor Day family BBQ instead. For the rest of us homebodies, we can tune in and watch Kim Zolciak “rough it” in the wild with the rest of the Biermann family on a new episode of Don’t Be Tardy.
Earlier this week Kim shared that she had never been camping before she went on this little adventure with Kroy that we’ll get to see tonight. “I have never ever been camping in my life! I didn’t do it as a kid, it wasn’t something we did. It was completely foreign to me. I just can’t grasp the concept of sleeping outside with insects when I have a beautiful home with a really comfy bed!”