It’s been a while since Michael Strahan‘s controversial exit from Live With Kelly & Michael, but Kelly Ripa is still hosting the show alone. She’s had a plethora of different co-hosts, but they were only temporary and it doesn’t seem like the powers at be are anywhere close to choosing someone to take on that role. They should have just asked Kim Zolciak though, since she thinks Kroy Biermann would perfect.
Not only is Kim trying to start Kroy’s talk show career, but she is also pushing for her youngest daughter Kaia to have a modeling career even though she’s just two years old. Kim has taken this reality TV thing way further than any of us expected, so I feel like we shouldn’t underestimate her ways, but are her ideas a little too far-fetched this time around?
Last night’s Don’t Be Tardy incorporated so many of our favorite reality shows into a single episode: Top Chef inspired dishes, a RuPaul’s Drag Race inspired game of bingo, and the language heard on any given installment of Mob Wives. It was pretty amazing.
We begin with Access Hollywood’s Anthony, who introduces Brielle Biermann to Liz Hernandez, and she is beyond impressed by the fact Liz interviewed Oprah–the world’s most famous interviewer becomes interviewee! As Liz inquires about Brielle’s education, Brielle dodges questions about college. Liz tells Kim’s mini-me that she got her start at a college internship. Not shockingly, this revelation doesn’t send Brielle into an application frenzy.
On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, Kim Zolciak Biermann had to brave the mean streets of Los Angeles without the protection of chef Tracey husband Kroy Biermann. Of course, life of a wannabe momager isn’t always easy, and if she’s going to help skyrocket her twin Brielle and foul mouthed KJ into super stardom. Who do you think would win in a cage match between Kim and Kris Jenner?
The episode begins with Kim complaining about how often Tracey prepares fettuccine alfredo. Sure, Kim loves pasta and eats it everyday, but Kroy deserves something fancier in the kitchen. Tracey would love to get to use her actual culinary skills, but (shocker!), her talent is lost on the Biermanns. She admits that when she started cooking for the family, she made everything from scratch with fresh ingredients, but gave up when it became obvious that they preferred canned crap. Tracey cites being the Biermanns’ cook has been the most difficult experience of her career…and she was on Top Chef. Kroy insists he’s a foodie, although he’s never heard of exotic foods such as flank steak and tomatoes. Tracey promises to wow them with an upscale menu when they return from Los Angeles. They are taking Brielle to meet with Access Hollywood and have arranged for two huge casting agencies to fight over who will reap the benefits of KJ’s future celebrity.
“Hell yes!” Brielle gushed about marrying her love of 15 minutes. “We can get engaged soon,” she added. “I think he’s the one!”
The Don’t Be Tardy star met Michael through a friend earlier this year. They deepened their relationship through SnapChat, Twitter, and Instagram, until Michael beckoned her out of the virtual world. “He flew me out to him and we hung out and had a really good time and we just connected,” Brielle shared. “He’s just like me.”
One story line on this season of Don’t Be Tardy is Kim Zolciak’s desire to have another child, which would be her seventh, with Kroy Biermann. Yikes. That sounds like a lot of kids to me. And then on top of that, Kroy already had a vasectomy, so that would make the process more difficult and complicated. Even so, these two do have a pretty strong relationship so I’m sure they would fare just fine.
But alas, vacationing is really hard on Kim so she needs a break and tells husband Kroy Biermann he needs to take her to the new casino in their area so she can blow off some steam. I’m guessing this is all part of the bargain she made for agreeing to go to Montana in the first place.
However, the Don’t Be Tardy star does actually have one restriction when it comes to her social media activity. I’m honestly shocked that there is something Kim is not willing to post. That’s the real surprise here. So what is the one thing that is off limits for Kim?
By now we are all used to Kim Zolciak talking about and documenting her cosmetic enhancement procedures on social media. I don’t know if she is just super open about it or if she’s getting discounted or free procedures in exchange for the posts, but she is putting them up a lot these days. My guess is that it’s probably a mixture of both, but whatever, good for her.
So what’s Kim’s latest procedure? She got some injections to remove dimples from her booty. The mother of six looks like she has a good butt to me, but apparently she felt like her posterior could be improved with the procedure. Not only that, but she felt totally comfortable sharing a video of it on Instagram.