Kim Zolciak wants us all to know that no matter how it seems, “I’m a mom first!” and that means defending her daughter’s honor on social media. With six kids of a million different ages, Kim has a lot of experience with motherhood and she’s imparting her wisdom.
Contrary to what Don’t Be Tardy cameras show, Kim doesn’t have “all this staff” and insists she’s a really hands-on mom. “We have a pretty close family, and I’m cool so [Brielle] likes to hang out with me,” says Kim.
Kim Zolciak Biermann is still alive despite not being able to access Starbucks and it looks like Brielle has also survived (just barely) without any Chick fil A to eat. The rest of the kids seem completely unaffected by their environment because after all, life is just one giant romper room for them to wrestle in and it does not really matter if that romper room is at their house in Atlanta or at some lodge in Montana.
On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, the Biermanns are packing up and heading west. It’s time for a vacation from the day to day stresses of… ummmm… let me see… what are the stresses these people face on the daily? Caring for a new puppy and managing a busy Snapchat account? I can’t think of anything else so let’s just roll with that.
Since the trip to Montana is technically a trip home for Kroy Biermann, it will give him the opportunity to show his kids where he is from and also ask one of his close friends to be the executor of their estate and guardian of their kids if something should happen to them. Kim Zolciak Biermann’s stroke hasn’t just given her a new perspective on day to day life, it’s also made her realize their will is out of date and they can’t rely on either of their families when it comes to taking care of their brood.
With six kids, a chef, and more dogs than I can keep track of, it’s safe to say that Kim Zolciak Biermann and Kroy Biermann like to live in excess. Last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy highlights, underlines, and throws a bunch of exclamation points on that excess as we watch Kim continue to push for one more kid, but maybe settle for a puppy instead.
The idea originally pops up thanks to resident daughter/assistant/unofficial Fit Tea sales rep, Brielle. While Kash and KJ adorably wreck the kitchen in an attempt to cook something, Brielle, who previously stated that their house was like a daycare, mentions that it’s time for another dog. Brielle’s highly interested in cross-breeding two dogs until Tracey points out how many dogs are stuck in shelters and need good homes. Brielle doesn’t seem thrilled but will take what she can get and productionTracey pulls a few strings to arrange for the family to volunteer over the weekend.
Other than the lips, I really don’t see it. Everyone loves to hate on Kylie and I can see why, but she really does have a lot going when it comes to her personal brand. And I’m not trying to be shady or mean here, but Brielle is just a normal nineteen year old girl. Kylie is raking in millions and making headlines on a daily basis. Even Kim doesn’t get the Kylie comparisons – which I think could be a compliment depending on how you spin it and how much you like the Kardashians and Jenners.
Surprisingly, Kim, her husband Kroy Biermann, and their six kids provide some cute entertainment. And am not the only one who’s liking this show. Kim posted on Instagram about the record high rating the premiere episode scored.
It seems like no matter what Kim Zolciak says or does, it always incites some controversy. No matter what photos she posts or how she looks, people always have something to say about her. That said, Kim always has something to say in response to her haters. She is not afraid to defend herself when it comes to social media, plastic surgery, or anything else that people come at her for.
Kim has been doing a ton of interviews these days and posting a lot on Instagram and Snapchat which makes sense since Don’t Be Tardy just came back for its fifth season and she has to promote it. Thankfully, Kim isn’t like most TV stars who just give fluff interviews. Ninety nine percent of the time, Kim says some entertaining stuff.
OK, Don’t Be Tardy fans, last night was all about getting a crash course in what it means to be a free agent in the NFL. In layman’s terms (if you’re Brielle, please Google what layman’s terms means before going any further) a free agent is a player who is not signed to one particular team. In short, a player who is on the market, playing the field, trying to get that next gig, like Tracey on Tinder.
Guiding us on this little lesson will be the ever-optimistic Kroy Biermann (our free agent) and his still-not-totally-on-board-but-says-she-is wife, Kim Zolciak Biermann, as they go to meet with Kroy’s agent, Buddy. Normally, Kroy not being signed to a team would be stressful but since Kim’s stroke, she looks at the unknown of free agency as one big adventure. Unless that adventure involves living in Green Bay. Or Buffalo (haha!). Or having to live in someone else’s house with their furniture and toilet (paging Teresa Guidice for some much needed foreshadowing).