Dorit Kemsley

PK's birthday party

Dorit Kemsley reveals in her newest blog that she doesn’t have high hopes for moving past the drama with co-star Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star reflects on PK’s birthday party and her attempts to smooth things over with Teddi.

Dorit shared, “Because PK is like my very own James Bond, I went with a 007 theme for the party. In keeping with the theme, I decided that it couldn’t get more Casino Royale than flying a helicopter to a speed boat then onto a yacht.” Adding, “Seeing him break down in tears of happiness when we entered just made everything so worthwhile.”

Dorit Kemsley

TGIF! Let’s have a little fun today and dish on the week’s most pressing reality TV dramas. Cast your votes below on everything from a possible Real Housewives of Miami reboot to the possibility of Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo returning to Real Housewives of New Jersey (Teresa hopes to hell not). And tell us whose side you’re on in the lategate/glassgate ridiculousness: Teddi or Dorit!

Check out the polls below and cast your votes! And then join us in the comments to rehash the best(?) drama of the week.

RHOBH’s Teddi Arroyave Praises Dorit Kemsley’s Party; Knows A Wine Glass From A Flute…But Just Doesn’t Care!

Everyone and everything on this season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is getting on my last nerve except for Kyle Richards…which has me wondering if I’m suffering from some horrible disorder. When ol’ Splits McGee is the lady I’m vying to befriend, you know it’s bad! I’m enjoying Erika Girardi and am glad to see she’s burying the hatchet with Dorit Kemsley. However, Dorit (and her accent) is condescending and painful, so there’s that. The verdict is still out as to my opinion on Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, but Dorit’s treatment of this woman at every turn has me at least sympathetic. Also, am I the only one who loves Vanderpump Rules Lisa but is indifferent towards RHOBH Lisa V? What is my problem this season? Do I need Bravo to bring back Taylor Armstrong?

Maybe it’s simply the lack of genuine drama that is disappointing. Are we still talking about late-gate and shaming bartenders over wine glasses champagne flutes? If your biggest worry is whether your driver will be able to navigate rush hour traffic to make it to the helipad so you can surprise your husband with a chopper ride and floating casino for his fiftieth birthday, there likely isn’t much to scream about. At least Teddi seems to have the ability to take the pettiness with a grain of salt…at the moment.

Dorit Kemsley

Ugh – it’s official, Dorit Kemsley is the one with multiple personalities, not Erika. It’s like Dorit’s evil doppelgänger does all these bad behaviors on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, then Dorit swoops in with a new hair style and a new accent to pretend she has “absolutely no idea” what anyone is talking about because she, a woman of impeccable etiquette, would never EVER call someone a C-word during dinner, or throw a fit over the wrong wine glass at a party, or be one hour late to a drinks meeting then lie about it.

No, she will throw Casino Royale parties where arrives via helicopter in designer gowns, waving to her people and smiling graciously. Dorit’s idealized self is not communicating with her actual self and we’re having problems here. Big time!

Dorit & Erika

After the never-ending pantygate scandal last year on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, it’s pretty shocking that Erika Girardi and Dorit Kemsley have been getting along this whole season. And that’s about the only “shocking” thing from this season since pretty much nothing has happened. At all.

Let’s hope it revs up soon. Other than the amazing looks that Erika and Dorit have been serving up, there really isn’t a lot to talk about this season.

Camille Grammer Was “Humiliated” By Dorit Kemsley’s Drunken Outburst, Says Kelsey Grammer Wanted An Open Marriage; Open To Getting Married On Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

As much as Dorit Kemsley is annoying me this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (i.e. a whole lot), she is the only one giving us something to talk about every week. Sure, most of us are hating on Dorit for drunkenly calling Camille Grammer a “stupid c-nt,” but that’s a lot more interesting than watching gratuitous self promotion, home construction, and glam squads week after week.

Camille is opening up about Dorit’s rudeness, her engagement with David C. Meyer, and her first marriage with Kelsey Grammer.

Instagram Roundup: Lisa Rinna, Chelsea Houska, Renee Graziano, Peter Kraus, & More!

Let’s hope that Luann de Lesseps didn’t log into Instagram after she checked out of rehab earlier this week. She might feel a little bit slighted by her Real Housewives of New York costars. They did some sort of jail-themed workout class, complete with mock mugshots. Shade much? Or is it a merely a coincidence? I’m going to assume that it’s the former and just hope that this ends up contributing to a story line next season.

Aside from those glorious faux mugshots, there were some other great reality star photos for this week’s Instagram roundup.

Lisa Rinna is caught in the middle

As hilarious as it is watching Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump make fun of each other on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, this show feels more like a lifestyle documentary than a reality show at this point. Where is the drama? We need a little more controversy and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave arguing with Dorit Kemsley for being late isn’t going to satisfy me for much longer.

I love seeing the outrageous outfits, lavish spending, and everything else associated with this lifestyle, but can they just get in an argument, throw some wine, or do something worthy of a meme? Please.