Anyway, Courtney's divorce press tour rages on, and she recently chatted with Fox News about Doug, what she wants to do next, the future of her career, and more. Oh, and she mentioned being the Bachelorette! Can you imagine?
Courtney sat down with E! news' Melanie Bromley on Friday night to dish about their separation and to share what's to blame for no longer feeling that Doug is her soulmate.
Courtney starts off sharing that she's feeling good about the break up. "I'm feeling good. Obviously any break up is really stressful. We've gone through quite a bit as of late, but I'm feeling good."
On what went wrong: "My age, obviously." When Melanie asks if the split is for publicity, she says "It's not. I don't understand why we would do that right now. How many people were against us, saying that was a stunt".
Stop the presses! I mean, STOP THEM! There is some majorly breaking news, and you may want to sit down. Seated? Okay. PlasticCourtney Stodden and creepyDoug Hutchison are separating. Deep breaths. It's no longer just a rumor. It's for serious, y'all, as the couple has already issued a statement and everything. What's next? Kate Gosselin stops chasing the limelight? Kimye doesn't stand the test of time? Is the apocalypse upon us?
I know what you're all thinking because I'm thinking the same thing. If this crazy kid and her crazy almost senior citizen hubby can't make it in today's world, where is the hope for the rest of us? And dare I ask? Whatever will become of their pooch Dourtney?
Courtney Stodden, sporting her new, fuller lips, hit the runway last week for a good cause.
Courtney strutted her stuff (and her most favoritest shoes) at the Fashion Minga – Art.Music.Dance. show at Exchange LA in Los Angeles. Courtney posed for pics on the red carpet with fashion designer Maggie Barry and wore this Barbie pink dress designed by Maggie in support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Random observation of the day: with Courtney's hair styled flat against her head like this, it makes me realize that her head is about the same size as one of her new boobs.
The best thing about this post (other than Courtney's fabulous fashion sense) is NO Doug on the red carpet for her to do the flamingo leg pose with.
Courtney stumbled her drunk ass all over London last night, hitting up nightclubs and needing help standing walking as she partied it up (and let her ass literally hang out). Or maybe she was sober and just needs to stop wearing ridiculous shoes when she doesn't have hubby Doug creeping along next to her to hold her up.
After spilling in and out of taxis all evening, she emerged from her hotel with her husband this morning, looking a little more steady on her feet and wearing more clothes than usual.
I didn't realize just how orange Courtney is until I saw her sitting next to her pasty white male companion in these pics!
The UK's Celebrity Big Brother has come to an end, which means Courtney Stodden will be flying home soon. And – prepare yourselves – she's bringing her new BFF, Lauren Harries, home with her to shoot a new reality TV show.
Happy Monday, y'all!
Lauren spilled the news after the Celebrity Big Brother finale. When asked if she plans to stay in touch with Courtney, Lauren said, "Oh yes, we are doing a program together for Channel 5, I don't know if anybody knows this yet."