Courtney Stodden left little to the imagination as she tried out for the Miss Farmers Market pageant helped promote Pink's Hot Dogs' new Veggie Dogs in support of PETA. Courtney was wearing any attention-grabbing lettuce leaf string bikini.
Courtney's parents of the year, Alex Stodden and Krista Keller, and her husbandDoug Hutchison were on hand at Hollywood and Highland as she strutted around, making everyone in the vicinity rethink their salad selections for lunch yesterday afternoon.
It all makes perfect sense now. Why do a solo sex tape when you can walk the streets of Hollywood & Highland nearly naked instead?
Courtney and Doug filmed a new video for "Passion and Pleasure", a love and sex therapy course with Dr. Ava Cadell. They're reportedly taking a couples course on relationships and other things that we won't talk about. Courtney was proudly showing off her swag bags as they left the building.
Clearly Courtney hasn't updated her wardrobe since getting her new implants – they barely fit in her dress. Let's call this another case of "if I have to see it, so do you". Because we're in this together. Right? Right?
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison took their creepy to new levels this weekend. Courtney proved that she is dying to show off her new boobs to anyone who can't manage to look away from the trainwreck. The former Couples Therapy stars stepped out to attend Plastic Martyr's birthday bash, with Courtney wearing almost nothing but her birthday suit.
Courtney was dressed in a black see-through mesh getup – featuring pretty much just a pair of zippered undies and some pasties covering her nipples. Doug was sporting some major eyeliner. Class acts, as always.
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Courtney Stodden bought herself some bigger boobs! The former Couples Therapy star loves the new boobs because they make her look more Jessica Rabbit-y. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!
It almost seems like Farrah Abraham wrote a follow-up to How My Teenage Dream Ended, titled How My Porn Career Began, and Courtneybought a copy. Her jeepers creepers husband probably had to read it to her but that's besides the point.
Why am I not surprised? Teen bride and stripper heel devotee Courtney Stodden has just announced that Oops! She has a sex tape too!
Making sure we all know that the tape is totally like legal and will be on the market soon, the former Couples Therapy star reassures E! News that it was filmed after she turned 18. And before you really start to throw up, Doug Hutchison is not her partner in dirty!
Courtney Stodden was spotted doing some window shopping on Brighton Way in Beverly Hills this weekend. Kyle Richards was also doing a little retail damage in the same area, but we're pretty sure they weren't rubbing elbows.
Courtney Stodden and haute couture just don't belong together in the same sentence, but here goes! Courtney was spotted last night in L.A. as she attended the Shekhar Rahate Haute Couture Fashion Show.
We're not sure how the former Couples Therapy cast member got an invite, but hopefully they gave her a few pieces from their new line because this girl could use a "whole" dress for once.
Let's hope the spray tan didn't rub off on her white dress….