Do you hear it? Wait. For. It. Ah, there it is, Farrah Abraham's desperate cry for fame. So sad.

We can only hope that this former Teen Mom star is on the fast track to stardom perusing the classified ads. But, before she succumbs to the horrors of this foreign thing called JOB, Farrah sits down with Dr. Phil to discuss her latest desperate attempts to be relevant again. 

Farrah shares why she chose to appear on 16 and Pregnant, saying, "My ultimate goal, at that time, was to show a struggle, and no matter what, any teen who is pregnant can get through it." Of course, 16 and Pregnant led to Teen Mom, and Farrah goes on to say that being a reality TV star helped her to "step up as a business woman."

Step up, indeed! While Farrah has dabbled in many ventures since Teen Mom, she recently took her first stab at filmmaking. A film of the naughty variety. Details, smetails, Farrah loves to tell tall tales. 

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"I did not make a porn video," Farrah explains to Dr. Phil. “I made my own personal video. My personal video does not show any other male’s face. He is just like the prop in the background. It’s more about me. I’m celebrating my body, and I’m showing my feminine side. This is something that never should have been talked about publicly, because it was something that I personally wanted when I’m older. I want those sexy photos of me of my best year."

Farrah insists the tape was never meant to be public knowledge. So, when first approached by TMZ, she denied its existence. "I was just out shopping and they brought it up," Farrah says. "I'm like, 'No, there's nothing,' because there shouldn't have been anything to talk about. I wasn't talking about it. Then I saw (big eye roll) my manager (big huffy breath). James Deen was, like, talking about my personal business. I think he is a really horrible person for doing that."

Farrah boohoos, “Why should you speak about a woman’s private business and not even consult with her first or wonder what this is going to do to her life?”  

James Deen's motive, according to Farrah, "Some people want their own attention because they aren't important to me. (Oh Farrah. Never change.) I think he's trying to promote himself and get more famous right now in his career and maybe he has other issues. I just think it's very disrespectful how he has been talking about me without even, like, saying anything to me. I have called him since (poor James!) and he isn't sorry. He doesn't care." 

Dr. Phil: If he told me that you had planned to make this from the very beginning, that would be a lie?

Farrah: That would be a lie.

Dr. Phil: If he said there was a release signed and a distribution agreement signed before this was ever shot, that would be a lie? 

Farrah: That would be a lie.

Dr. Phil: So, you are in control of it, and all you have to do is just put it in your drawer and not ever mention it again.

Farrah: That's right.  

Dr. Phil: So, what's all the drama, then? It's done; they can't release it.

Farrah: There's no drama on my side. I've already moved on. 

So, now that the cat is out of the bag, Farrah might as well make a few bucks off of it, right? 

“I am not shopping the tape,” Farrah answers. “But, if I’m going to release something because somebody’s already seen it, I really need to take into consideration my future, and yes, there is a money amount to that. I’m not going to just let something be out there for free that should have never been out there."

Last week, that "money amount" was $2 million. Now, Farrah says, "I think it would have to be more than that because I don't know the ramifications – a certain amount of income to take care of your life and support it and do your other endeavors." Coincidentally, Kim Kardashian requested roughly 2 million for her tape, though Farrah insists she pulled that number outta nowhere. 

Farrah goes on to say that she doesn't care what people believe, adding, "I'm sure we could take everything and say what we went for our own reason, but, like, this is my video and I'm telling you exactly what is. I don't know if anyone is ever going to see this so I don't need to be worried about he said, she said, whatever said."

Farrah's parents, Michael Abraham and Debra Danielson, are as delusional as ever. 

Michael believes that Farrah never intended to go public with the tape, saying, "This issue, all along, was private. Yes, unfortunately, we're talking about sex and a very touchy subject, but there are a lot of people using their PDAs for other things. (Huh?) I'm not trying to condone this, as I think the facts are still trying to come out, and I'm not justifying what people do in private. That's their business." 

“My daughter is very attractive," Michael adds. "She’s a model, and I started to temper myself a little bit, thinking maybe Playboy, maybe Penthouse, but never that personal video being put out to the public."

About Farrah's extra curricular activities, Debra says, "Total shock, total surprise. I would never ever ever condone any kind of sexual tape." 

“My hope, as a mom, is that this was not produced with the mindset of making money — a quick buck — or using poor judgment,” Debra continues. “I would love to see my daughter in a beautiful magazine or creating something lovely. I don’t want people seeing my daughter exploited sexually.” When Debra says that she never wants to see Farrah's sex tape (Ewww!), Farrah remarks, "I respect myself in a different way. I'm not trashy. I wasn't having sex and making a porno. No. I'm. not. like. that." 

Dr. Phil: You're pretty much perfect, aren't you?

Farrah: You know, that's what I strive to be. I think that we should all strive to be the best people we can be.

Dr. Phil: How's it feel to have gotten there?

Farrah: You know what, it feels pretty great.

Dr. Phil: Is there a flaw at all in you?

Farrah: Yes. I have had a lot of flaws this year, trying to work out being 21, and being in the public eye has cost me a lot of issues. No one is perfect.

Debra blames reality TV for ruining her relationship with Farrah, saying, "I think the pressure, sadness, and grief of having the baby, Derek's untimely death, drugs … all of this combined, all of these experiences … Farrah had a lot of scrutiny on her from the public. That affects people."

Farrah butchers the English language responds, "Mom, you're speaking of things that are already done, over with, move forwarded. None of that's around, none of that creates any tension. If you wanted to better interactions with myself, you could totally do that every day." 

The audience groans! Debra insists she tries! Every day! 

"I just feel this, our relationship is at its best and apparently should be fine if we try every day," says Farrah to Debra. "I feel that still there are some things that could be worked on personally – within your self – and then it would help us have a better interaction." When the audience lets their feelings of disgust be known, Farrah adds, "I can't even deal with this." Farrah has since moved out of Debra's house. 

Moving on to the DUI, Farrah explains, "I got a DUI because I was out the other night with my sister and 'x' and 'x' happened. It wasn't putting me in a good situation, so I had to be locked out of the house, my car got towed, blah, blah, blah. I'm home now, everything is fine, and yeah, I'm just not happy about it." Farrah admits that she was definitely drunk; however, she dwells on the fact that the officer approached her car while it was parked. 

Dr. Phil: Had you been driving?

Farrah: Um. I was parked for two minutes.

Dr. Phil: Had you been driving before that two minutes?

Farrah: Yeah. I drove around the corner and parked. Two minutes later, the cop came over.

Dr. Phil: You were driving…(Farrah, interrupting: Around a corner) …drunk?

Farrah: I wasn't driving. So, no, I was not driving drunk. 

Dr. Phil: I thought you said you were driving. 

Getting angry, Farrah declares, "I drove around a corner and parked. I guess maybe if I was driving and still driving and still driving and then the cop pulled me over then that's really driving drunk. When I was pulled over, or when I was approached by a police officer, I was not driving. The car was shut off, my hands were off the steering wheel, I had been parked. There was no driving. That's that."

Once again, Dr. Phil questions whether or not Farrah drove the car around the corner, and Farrah says yes. She drove the car around the corner, parked it, and sat for two whole minutes. "Did you get drunk in that two minutes?" Dr. Phil wisecracks. The audience cheers! Farrah tears up! 

"I just think you're being really negative, that's all I can say, and it's upsetting," Farrah says. "I wouldn't want to hit someone.  I wouldn't want to kill someone. I wouldn't want to put myself in this position of driving my car like I had to because I thought I had to go get my sister. When you're saying, 'Oh Farrah, you purposely were drinking and driving,' no, I wasn't purposely. I wasn't trying. No. I. Was. Not. I didn't want to be there. It's just upsetting."

Farrah continues, "I'm upset at how you made this situation. It has upset me," to which Dr. Phil responds, "You're upset because I ask you questions that you don't have good answers for." Farrah rolls her eyes and says she doesn't care. 

Farrah: I'm sorry I have to be put in a situation that just upsets me. I'm sorry about that.

Dr. Phil: Unlike your mother, I don't care… (Farrah, interupting: I don't care that you don't care.) …whether you throw a fit or whether you don't. I just ask you questions like an adult.

Farrah, mocking: I throw fits.

Dr. Phil: I'm asking you questions. I've asked you in a respectful tone. I've allowed you to deliver your answers in their entirety.

Farrah: You've done all you can do.

Dr. Phil tells Farrah that she has an incredible sense of entitlement. Farrah is so ignorant … it's painful to watch … good grief. 

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Geez. Can't a girl orchestrate her own sex tape scandal in peace?

Not if you're Farrah Abraham, apparently, as she's been dealt yet another blow. Um. No pun intended. 

Last week, Farrah's mentally sane mother, Debra, insisted that her daughter would never take part in a "things like that" because she's a good Christian girl. HAHA. The truth came out, of course, and Debra is not taking it well. According to inside sources, Debra and Farrah have been fighting non-stop since James Deen blew up Farrah's game, and now Farrah is outta there! 

It's unclear whether Debra kicked Farrah out of the house or Farrah made the decision on her own; however, the Teen Mom star was seen yesterday moving out her belongings.

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"After meeting with my counselor today, I've packed up everything and I'm not talking to my mom anymore," Farrah told TMZ. "My mother will never be a good mother to me and it is too hurtful to deal with let alone have my daughter Sophia around it."

That's rich coming from the mother who waxed her toddler's eyebrows, made a mockery of her DUI, and took part in an x-rated film. 

Moving on, we recently learned that Farrah and her parents, Michael and Debra, will be on Dr. Phil tomorrow. Can you say must see TV?!?

Farrah Abraham gained instant fame while starring in the MTV reality shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. Television cameras no longer follow the 21-year-old’s every move, but her antics are keeping her in the tabloids.

Duh. Fame Whoring 101. 

Did Farrah plan to leak a sex tape to stay in the spotlight? Dr. Phil confronts Farrah about the X-rated video and other reckless behavior being reported. How does she explain her actions? Is she ready to make a change?

Oh Dr. Phil, you're so silly! Don't you know? Nothing is Farrah's fault. 

Then, Farrah’s mom, Debra, speaks out about her turbulent relationship with her daughter. And, Farrah’s dad, Michael, weighs in on his daughter’s controversial behavior.

Awesome. Just let me grab my rose-colored glasses first, so we can all be on the same page. 

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JUST THAT 30 SECOND VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A SLEDGEHAMMER TO FARRAH'S FACE, BUT I'LL BE THERE! 

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Days after granting Entertainment Tonight her first interview since the suicide of her estranged husband, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong sat down with Dr. Phil for another interview.

It appeared no topics were off limits as Dr. Phil hit Taylor, 40, with the hard questions. Taylor was asked to explain her name change, her lavish spending despite financial turmoil, and whether or not she believes the housewives contributed to Russell Armstrong’s death. Below are the highlights -

Taylor On Name Change – Early on in the interview, Dr. Phil asked Taylor about her name changes, most notably changing her last name to ‘Ford’ before she married Russell. Reports had stated she would tell people she was related to the Ford auto family. Taylor however claimed she changed her name in honor of the fashion designer Tom Ford. “I’m a big fan of Tom Ford and he’s a designer. Tom Ford, Taylor Ford, it’s similar so I just decided to legally change it,” said Taylor.

From Oklahoma To Beverly Hills – Taylor was also asked how she went from a small town girl from Oklahoma to having her life in disarray in Beverly Hills. “I believe that the majority of it stems from a lack of self-esteem, having abandonment issues and clinging to a relationship because I never addressed my own self-esteem issues. And I was willing to put my own well being aside.” She added that her lack of self-esteem came from growing up in an abusive household without a father, adding that she had a lot of “shame.”

Taylor’s Reasons For Doing RHOBH - “I would say that my primary motivation for doing the show was because I was in a dangerous situation in my home life and I felt like there was protection offered to me by having cameras in my life because how’s anything going to happen if there’s a camera there to document everything.”

Why Did Russell Do The Show? - Dr. Phil wondered why Russell, whom Taylor says physically abused her regularly, would agree to do a reality show. Taylor stated Russell simply felt he was untouchable: “There was a part of him that thought that he was impenetrable and that the world would fall in love with him.” When asked if she would do the show all over again knowing what she knows now, Taylor responded: “I don’t think the end result of what happened in the Tornado would have been any different with or without the camera present.”

Did RHOBH Contribute To Russell’s Death? - Taylor made it clear that the reality show should not be blamed for Russell’s suicide stating: “If we peel back the onion a little bit. The fact is that all the things again that he was concerned about coming out were a reality. The bankruptcy, the police reports about physical abuse in the past, me having reconstructive surgery on my eye — all of that was factual. That was reality.”

She added,”The fact that there was a camera sitting over here doesn’t change the fact that he made choices that were unacceptable. To feel as though that you’re going to be scrutinized for harming other people — that’s to be expected. “

Taylor Blames Finances For Russell’s Death – Taylor reveals that after spending many sleepless nights thinking about what was the final straw, she believes it was the “financial avalanche” Russell was facing. “I discover every day the gravity of what that looked like,” she said. “The one thing he wanted in his life more than anything was to be financially successful… And when he felt that he was failing at that, I think he saw the financial avalanche that was ahead of him and he felt he would never be able to crawl out from under it.”

Taylor Explains Lavish Spending – Like many others, Dr. Phil also wondered why the couple continued to spend lavishly amid financial difficulty. Most notably the now infamous $60,000 birthday birthday Taylor threw for her 5-year-old daughter Kennedy in season 1. Taylor pretty much stated that she did not pay $60,000 as the party vendors gave her free items and services in exchange for the free publicity. “Because that’s the value doesn’t mean that I wrote that check,” she added. Taylor also revealed she never had access to any of the couple’s finances.

Taylor stated that she couldn’t have been a gold digger because when she married Russell, he had just filed bankruptcy. “When I married my husband, he was penniless,” she said. She also added that Russell was “very charismatic” though he didn’t come across that way on the show.

In other news, Camille Grammer continues to get sweet revenge on her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer! Camille, 43, was pictured last night in West Hollywood as she stepped out with her new younger hotter beau! According to reports, Camille has been dating 35-year-old bankruptcy attorney Dimitri George Charalambopoulos for a few months.

“They’ve been dating for three months and she’s very into him,” a friend of Camille’s tells Life & Style. “They spend a lot of time at her house in Malibu, but he hasn’t moved in. She says the chemistry is incredible.” Photos of Camille’s boyfriend below!

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Camille Grammer steps out with younger boyfriend Dimitri George. Photo credit: VLUV / Splash News

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Despite her repeated denials of having a romantic relationship with Dr. Phil’s son Jordan McGraw, TMZ is now reporting Crystal Harris has moved in with him.

Sources close to Crystal, Playboy Playmate and former fiance of Hugh Hefner, reveal she officially moved into Jordan’s Hollywood Hills home a couple weeks ago though she had been crashing at the place on and off for months … while she split her time between L.A. and San Diego.

Even more surprising is that Camp Crystal continues to deny there is anything romantic going on between the couple. A “source” insists the two not dating but rather just really good friends, while Jordan is helping Crystal produce her music album.

But get this, the same “sources” add that neither Crystal nor Jordan is opposed to a relationship, and that if something romantic unfolds, so be it. Uh uh. Sounds like PR talk for slowly introducing the couple to the public in hopes that people won’t figure out Crystal was two-timing Hef during her engagement. It is also believed Crystal called off her engagement to Hef to be with Jordan, you know, full time.

The talks of a romantic relationship first came out in March after Life & Style revealed the two were seen getting cozy at a Hollywood night club. Another fun fact? Crystal is 25-years-old while Jordan turns 25 a month from today. So it appears Crystal has a lot more in common with him than she did with that 85-year-old former fiance of hers.

No word yet on whether Dr. Phil approves of this budding relationship.

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In today’s not so shocking news, a 24-year-old playmate is reportedly cheating on her 84-year-old rich fiance with a guy her age.

According to new report by Life & Style magazine, Crystal Harris, who is set to tie the knot with Hugh Hefner in June, has been secretly seeing Jordan McGraw aka the son of Dr. Phil.

It seems one of the staffers for Life & Style happened to be in the same spot as the two alleged lovebirds, stating that they saw Crystal and Jordan, both age 24, cozy up at the Chateau Marmont in LA on March 14. While Crystal was trying to remain low-key, Jordan apparently didn’t care to hide his affections, kissing her shoulder and trying to hold her hand.

“They’ve been sneaking around because Crystal is supposed to be happily engaged to Hef, and going out in public with Jordan would tarnish Hef and Crystal’s relationship image,” a source reveals to the mag.

Jordan is a song writer and the pair is said to have met through the Organica record label, where Jordan was working with Crystal on her music. “Jordan was let go from Organica for dating female clients under the label,” the source says.

A Playboy rep admits that Jordan and Crystal were indeed at the Chateau Marmont on March 14, but denies any funny business. “They were out together, but with a group of people and they’re all just friends,” the rep tells E! News. “Crystal and Jordan are also working on music together, so they have a business relationship. Crystal has a song coming out in June.”

Not that we would expect a rep to admit their client was cheating. Life & Style adds that despite Crystal’s impending June 18 wedding date to Hef, sources reveal she and Jordan are very happy together.

A fun fact you ask? In her book Sliding Into Home, Kendra Wilkinson admits she was still dating Hef when she starting sneaking around with now hubby Hank Baskett. “Our relationship was secret,” Kendra wrote. “[Hank] could only see me in private.”

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