Duck Dynasty

I guess we've been spoiled by Duck Dynasty and the Robertson family, and I'm certainly alright with that.  However, imagine my sadness when I realized that last night we were just treated to one new episode instead of the two to which we've grown accustomed.  Granted, it was hilarious, but I can always use a full hour of the Roberston boys.  Phil, Si, Willie, and Jase bring a balance to my week, and I'm forever grateful to them for it!

I have to say that Missy stole my heart when she decided that "Jason" (who's that? haha!) needed a wedding band.  We all know he'd never stray, she just wanted an outward symbol of their marital bond.  Can you blame her?  Of course not!  And when hilarity ensues (like it always does with the boys from Duck Commander), you've gained my attention!

Missy takes Jase to Grassi's Fine Jewelry determined to put a ring on it.  Beyonce wishes she were there too, without a doubt.  Jase likens ring shopping to fishing when you don't have a good lure.  He admits that he lost his initial wedding band over twenty years ago, but that's okay because when women see him, they run.  Unfortunately, that statement isn't a compliment to sweet Missy.  The pair look at bands, and Jase is hoping to find something that won't make him the laughing stock of the warehouse. 

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Last night's Duck Dynasty episodes were all about everyone's favorite Si Robertson.  Whether he's taste testing pizza or pulling the limbs off of mannequins, he promises entertaining television.  Likewise, Phil Robertson's deadpan delivery is fabulous, as is watching poor Willie try to reign in brother Jase and the rest of the warehouse crew.  Thank you, A&E, for reviving my Wednesday nights!

To celebrate their five millionth duck call (or at least some duck call), Willie has put together a casino night at the warehouse.  He actually has no clue how many duck calls his company has produced, but he wants to do something special for his employees.  The top three chip holders will each receive a prize.  Jase is appalled by his brother's idea of what constitutes a prize.  Third place will win a bottle of Willie's Mallard Merlot, and second place is lucky enough to get an autographed copy Willie's unpublished manuscript.  Jase has found better prizes in a Happy Meal.  However, everyone is excited to hear who will win the grand prize…a two thousand dollar gift card.  Si wins the money, and the brothers know they will be hearing about his victory for weeks.  Si can't help it he's such a big winner…go ahead and brush those shoulders off, y'all!

Si uses his winning to purchase a leather massage chair which he sets up in the warehouse.  The recliner sounds like a Nascar race.   Si prompts a doubting Jase to try it out, and he's quickly swayed as to how wonderful it is.  Willie enjoys it as well, although he doesn't want it in the warehouse…the guys will never get any of their work done! 

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Season three of Duck Dynasty with the Robertson family is turning out to be everything I'd hoped for and more.  We're treated to an endless supply of Si's one-liners, and Jase is still doing everything in his power to get under brother Willie's skin.  After all of these years, Phil is still hot for Kay, and there is no question as to how much love this family shares.  Wednesday nights are great.

Last night's first episode begins with the boys comparing their beards in the warehouse.  Who has the longest beard?  Who has the thickest beard?  Don't know?  Let's ask Si who has an arsenal of beard jokes which reference 60 Minutes, Dora the Explorer, and Chewbacca.  Si rules.  Willie is going out of town for the day, and he needs his boys to make sure that business continues as usual.  All Willie asks of Jase is that he signs for a package at 4 o' clock.  We'll see how this goes!

At Phil and Miss Kay's, their grandson and his friend come by, but they are unaware that Phil has plans to teach them them the ways of the world.  The boys are clueless as Phil whistles his words of wisdom.  Meanwhile, in the warehouse, the guys are debating their favorite duck blinds to hunt.  Si chuckles about Willie's absence, and Jase is happy to appease whatever dare his uncle is introducing.  The men pile into Jase's truck and head out into the woods.  The guys are in the wilderness debating wrestling lore.  I adore the fact that Si travels with his own gallon of tea.  Si spots a black cat cross the blind, and Jase finds it hilarious that most people think that black cats are bad luck.  Si claims it's a panther.  Wait, did the guys lock themselves out of the truck?

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Wednesdays used to be my least favorite day of the week, but now that Duck Dynasty is back, Wednesday and I are getting along a whole lot better.  I'm convinced that if Jase, Willie, Si, and Phil Robertson can't put a smile on your face, then there really isn't much hope.

Last night's episode began with Miss Kay cleaning up her kitchen while Phil touts the uses for turpentine.  Here's a hint–it needs to be used to clean up Hollyweird.  Willie arrives and informs his parents that they are going to be having their portraits made with their pets.  He can't believe he bought his parents such a stellar gift and they've yet to cash in on it.  Willie made an appointment so that Phil and Miss Kay would have no other choice.  We're less than three minutes in, and Phil gives me a line that could potentially be my favorite of the season.  "Pet photographer?  That's the degree you get when you're rejected from a degree in aromatherapy.  'Merica."  Lord, I love this family.

At Korie and Willie's house, daughter Sadie is preparing some meatballs for her mom's spaghetti.  Korie isn't quite up to par with Miss Kay when it comes to knowing her way around a kitchen.  Willie learns that his son and his girlfriend have broken up, but he can't focus on the boy's heartbreak when he has jars of spaghetti sauce to wrestle.  The following day, Jase is griping about a recent customer complaint.  According to Jase, the guy thought he had a broken duck call, but it turns out (after extensive research on Jase's part) that the guy was blowing into the wrong end.  Why, if I had a dollar for every time that happened!

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